Why the Soldier is an idiot?

[Meme Alchemist]

In TF comics#2 It talks about chemicals being leaked into the ground and all the residents of teufort being lead filled idiots, Miss Pauling then explains they give the mercenaries bottled water... Soldier instantly reacts with " Bottled What, Now? ". That means Soldier doesn't use bottled water and has been drinking the infected water... What if the Soldier was a well respected, SMART buisness man ( and/or actual soldier ) and his brain was messed up. He was never stupid, just poisened... It's ironic because the mercenaries caused the leakage and he joined the mercenaries... that is really f*cking messed up

[Balding swiss subhuman]

https://youtu.be/abWi8RiR7FU

[Meme Alchemist]

Originally posted by Rough Radiator Pipe Sex:

https://youtu.be/abWi8RiR7FU

Perfect.

[Radioactive Grass]

This is actually a pretty good Theory. Good job M8.

[Meme Alchemist]

Originally posted by Dallas Raxter:

This is actually a pretty good Theory. Good job M8.

Thanks mate!

[peppermint hollows]

Not really, no.

http://www.teamfortress.com/classes.php?class=soldier#movie

From his description from the official team fortress page, it's clear there's already something off with him before he joins up with the mercs.

[Smugleaf]

That's quite an interesting conjecture, but I personally believe that the soldier was already an idiot at the start, and the comment about the bottles was just to show that he was dumb enough to drink the contaminated water. Of course, my belief is likely no more valid then yours, so don't take this as me saying that you're wrong.

[Meme Alchemist]

Originally posted by StrawberryPi π:

Not really, no.

http://www.teamfortress.com/classes.php?class=soldier#movie

From his description from the official team fortress page, it's clear there's already something off with him before he joins up with the mercs.

Though I see where you are coming from and I respect that. Him being rejected from the war doesn't talk much. What if he was just so smart or kind they did not want to send him into a warfield? If he stayed during the war, the war might of spread the chemicals. He realises this and before he can stop it he goes stupid from the chemicals, a part of him realises that the nazi's caused it and that he tried to apply for the war. And he forgets more of his past life. He doesn't know his own name, hence the name Jane Doe. ( theory )

[Cheeseing Time]

Originally posted by Dewa Der Führer:

Nice english on the title m8
"Why the soldier is an idiot"

I r8 8/8

Why i see you every discussion of tf2 , its like you are pretty bored in something so to just have fun in the comments

[Meme Alchemist]

Originally posted by Smugleaf:

That's quite an interesting conjecture, but I personally believe that the soldier was already an idiot at the start, and the comment about the bottles was just to show that he was dumb enough to drink the contaminated water. Of course, my belief is likely no more valid then yours, so don't take this as me saying that you're wrong.

Surely not good man, Atleast you are not the type of person to go all caps " YOU ARE WRONG ". I appreciate that and your opinion.

[Dewa]

Originally posted by ❆Grandpa Niko❆:

Originally posted by Dewa Der Führer:

Nice english on the title m8
"Why the soldier is an idiot?"

I r8 8/8

Why i see you every discussion of tf2 , its like you are pretty bored in something so to just have fun in the comments:melon:

Im a forum reg who is bored of skul
So yeah

[peppermint hollows]

Originally posted by Hanzo Glow:

Originally posted by StrawberryPi π:

Not really, no.

http://www.teamfortress.com/classes.php?class=soldier#movie

From his description from the official team fortress page, it's clear there's already something off with him before he joins up with the mercs.

Though I see where you are coming from and I respect that. Him being rejected from the war doesn't talk much. What if he was just so smart or kind they did not want to send him into a warfield? If he stayed during the war, the war might of spread the chemicals. He realises this and before he can stop it he goes stupid from the chemicals, a part of him realises that the nazi's caused it and that he tried to apply for the war. And he forgets more of his past life. He doesn't know his own name, hence the name Jane Doe. ( theory )

This is WW2 we're talking about. There was a draft in place, the US would have been happy to take somebody who is able-bodied like soldier. Also, let me tell you something, when it comes to the military, they do not reject people for being "too smart" or "too kind." However, they certainly wouldn't take somebody who is clearly a lunatic and would prove to be dangerous to his own unit.

I'm fine with fan theories, but not so much when they grasp at straws.

[Cheeseing Time]

Probably he may drink Infected Water , maybe in the time where he was a companion with merasmus , just curious now ,because the only people who met merasmus as more younger , it was demoman and Soldier ,how curious , just at the pals from the casino, maybe even he was smart in that timeline

[Dewa]

Hes a war-happy psychopath.
Enuff said

[Krinkov]

Soldier was considered insane even before WWII, since the military wouldn't accept him due to his insanity. So that doesn't really make much sense. He even bought his own ticket to go and kill Nazis, and gave himself his own war medals.

[Meme Alchemist]

Originally posted by StrawberryPi π:

Originally posted by Hanzo Glow:

Though I see where you are coming from and I respect that. Him being rejected from the war doesn't talk much. What if he was just so smart or kind they did not want to send him into a warfield? If he stayed during the war, the war might of spread the chemicals. He realises this and before he can stop it he goes stupid from the chemicals, a part of him realises that the nazi's caused it and that he tried to apply for the war. And he forgets more of his past life. He doesn't know his own name, hence the name Jane Doe. ( theory )

This is WW2 we're talking about. There was a draft in place, the US would have been happy to take somebody who is able-bodied like soldier. Also, let me tell you something, when it comes to the military, they do not reject people for being "too smart" or "too kind." However, they certainly wouldn't take somebody who is clearly a lunatic and would prove to be dangerous to his own unit.

I'm fine with fan theories, but not so much when they grasp at straws.

Okay, That makes sense. But this is a land with people curing bullet holes in a second, becoming invisable and wizards summoning giant eyeballs