Write a TF2 Smexual with me

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(Current name: Mehdik's_pootis_flock_is_under_attack.corncake)

where something happens, idk
An exercise of funsies.

If you don't know what a smexual is, it's a video whereas a very stupid story is sentence mixed using voice clips. Here's a good example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF-5nHTi-UM

Roolz:
if you must use profanities, at least spell it right,
i.e.♥♥♥♥♥♥or shet. Don't spell bad words the mainstream way, this is a smexual.
You can't deny past entries. If someone put it in, it's in.
Changes in scenery and new character entrances are allowed as well as changes in music. If something weird happens (i.e. Scout's head becomes a baseball), saying so helps.
I don't expect this to be a concrete story, this is literally a smexual.


I don't have a Youtube account or means to make a smexual so I'm not just mooching for ideas.
tho if someone made this that would be fine, not my property

I'll start.
The scene opens at 2fort, as Monkeys Spinning Monkeys plays in the background. A Pyro is at a stove, cooking a Chicken Kiev in a frying pan over thin air. Suddenly a SpaapS rushes over to him, saying with great haste;
"You fatchoassfatheadedmorbidlyobese-"

[atsuo]

hahjashswhas SO FUNNY AN MI RIGHT GHUYS AGASGQghqaghqahywahjyuwahqagh

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Originalmente postado por susie.:

hahjashswhas SO FUNNY AN MI RIGHT GHUYS AGASGQghqaghqahywahjyuwahqagh

yes, susie
it's so hilarious I broke my laugh box

care to contribute to the stupidity

[ゴゴmikelormeゴゴ]

Originalmente postado por insert profile name here:

(Current name: Mehdik's_pootis_flock_is_under_attack.corncake)

where something happens, idk
An exercise of funsies.

If you don't know what a smexual is, it's a video whereas a very stupid story is sentence mixed using voice clips. Here's a good example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF-5nHTi-UM

Roolz:
if you must use profanities, at least spell it right,
i.e.♥♥♥♥♥♥or shet. Don't spell bad words the mainstream way, this is a smexual.
You can't deny past entries. If someone put it in, it's in.
Changes in scenery and new character entrances are allowed as well as changes in music. If something weird happens (i.e. Scout's head becomes a baseball), saying so helps.
I don't expect this to be a concrete story, this is literally a smexual.


I don't have a Youtube account or means to make a smexual so I'm not just mooching for ideas.
tho if someone made this that would be fine, not my property

I'll start.
The scene opens at 2fort, as Monkeys Spinning Monkeys plays in the background. A Pyro is at a stove, cooking a Chicken Kiev in a frying pan over thin air. Suddenly a SpaapS rushes over to him, saying with great haste;
"You fatchoassfatheadedmorbidlyobese-"

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Originalmente postado por Danizk0 | trade.tf:

And another megathread

yes.

would you like to come be stupid with me good sir

what if im already stupid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ml7U-DTYs

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Originalmente postado por response:

Originalmente postado por insert profile name here:

yes.

would you like to come be stupid with me good sir

what if im already stupid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ml7U-DTYs

in which case become even more stupid
there's no harm in it