Team Fortress 2
What do you think is each Class Favourite Drink
*inb4 this called a low effort thread*

Drinks are drinks, everyone loves them. But I think these are some of the classes favourite drinkers!

Scout: Bonk, Milk.
Pyro: Idk, maybe sriracha? (Unoriginal, but maybe gasoline, since there are people who sadly drink that ♥♥♥♥)
Soldier: Coffee.
Demoman: Whisky, maybe moonshine
Engineer: Whatever is each Team respective beer brand. (Blu or Red alcholic drinks)
Heavy: Don't see him as a drinker, most likely Vodka.
Medic: Jager (No accents cause I am to lazy)
Sniper: I see him as liking tea, and no not piss
Spy: Wine.

I am familiar with the comics, but I havent read any of them. So, this entire list might just be shredded by that
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Matt2417 Apr 30, 2019 @ 7:52pm 
Cyclop Meme Guy:SCRUMPY
HoBoMiKe Apr 30, 2019 @ 8:15pm 
sniper actually drinks urine and pees coffee


we didn't realize until it was too late
absolute fibbery Apr 30, 2019 @ 9:06pm 
This entire thread made me relieze I dont know ♥♥♥♥ all about the mercs
Frözen Apr 30, 2019 @ 9:07pm 
Originally posted by Shadow Striker:
This entire thread made me relieze I dont know ♥♥♥♥ all about the mercs
Well, you learn something everyday
Mr. Pink Apr 30, 2019 @ 9:08pm 
Pyro: Chocolate milk
76561198300840017 (Banned) Apr 30, 2019 @ 9:12pm 
Medic: Nothing (while surgery), beer (normal times).

Heavy: water.

Scout: sodas like Bonk and (maybe) coffee.

Spy: wine.

Sniper: Coffee.

Pyro: milk that children drink to stay healthy and grow.

Engineer: beer.

Demoman: 160 year old 3X rated alcohol.

Soldier: Most of Merasmus medicine and Teufort tap water.

Edit: forgot the Robot War era mercenaries:

Miss Pauling: Coffee (pre robot war); Water + antidepressant (post robot war).

Mr Reddy: tea.

Mr Bidwell: room temperature water.
Last edited by Unusual m8; Apr 30, 2019 @ 9:18pm
I bet Pyro likes Dr. Pepper
Mr. Pink Apr 30, 2019 @ 9:52pm 
Originally posted by Pr. Gibus:
I bet Pyro likes Dr. Pepper
Wtf
Frözen Apr 30, 2019 @ 10:04pm 
Originally posted by Pr. Gibus:
I bet Pyro likes Dr. Pepper
He has to pour it through his gas mask filter and drink it
Originally posted by The Frözenfires:
Originally posted by Pr. Gibus:
I bet Pyro likes Dr. Pepper
He has to pour it through his gas mask filter and drink it
exactly. and he loves it.
absolute fibbery Apr 30, 2019 @ 10:16pm 
Originally posted by Pr. Gibus:
Originally posted by The Frözenfires:
He has to pour it through his gas mask filter and drink it
exactly. and he loves it.
No wonder he is always loopy lol
absolute fibbery May 1, 2019 @ 4:30pm 
Originally posted by Switch:
Scout: Cummies in a bottle
wtf, stop with that gae ♥♥♥♥ merc pornos
Last edited by absolute fibbery; May 1, 2019 @ 4:30pm
Joe Papa May 1, 2019 @ 4:37pm 
Scout bonk
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Date Posted: Apr 30, 2019 @ 6:04pm
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