HOLY CRAP SPY IS SCOUT'S FATHER CONFIRMED

[atlas]

REEEAADD THE NEW COMIC

hot diggity damn all kinds of stuff happened in the new comic :O

[Zxo Pink]

No, he's not

[Dispentryporter]

I like how more people care about scout being spy's son rather than scout literally being God's gift to the ladies of planet earth.

[atlas]

If you read the new comic, you would CLEARLY see that he technically told him while Scout was slowly dying.

[Archmage MC]

Originally posted by Dispentryporter:

I like how more people care about scout being spy's son rather than scout literally being God's gift to the ladies of planet earth.

But remember, the TF2 mercs have no soul, so Heaven is more Scout's delusions before he respawns. Medic stole them all to outwit satan.

[atlas]

Originally posted by Dispentryporter:

I like how more people care about scout being spy's son rather than scout literally being God's gift to the ladies of planet earth.

Honestly, I sorta expected that without necessarily thinking about it.

[Dispentryporter]

Originally posted by Archmage MC:

Originally posted by Dispentryporter:

I like how more people care about scout being spy's son rather than scout literally being God's gift to the ladies of planet earth.

But remember, the TF2 mercs have no soul, so Heaven is more Scout's delusions before he respawns.

Well, scout is clearly convinced that the dude who's name I can't remember is his real dad while god's angels killed the actual one up in heaven.

[Archmage MC]

Originally posted by Dispentryporter:

Originally posted by Archmage MC:

But remember, the TF2 mercs have no soul, so Heaven is more Scout's delusions before he respawns.

Well, scout is clearly convinced that the dude who's name I can't remember is his real dad while god's angels killed the actual one up in heaven.

Hm. Maybe the lack of souls means that the TF2 mercs can't ever stay in heaven as they keep getting respawned, and they also can't go to hell. That would be neat.

[pepsi enjoyer]

Originally posted by Dispentryporter:

Originally posted by Archmage MC:

But remember, the TF2 mercs have no soul, so Heaven is more Scout's delusions before he respawns.

Well, scout is clearly convinced that the dude who's name I can't remember is his real dad while god's angels killed the actual one up in heaven.

Same happened with sniper tho. His parents being proud of him as a professional assassin.

Tom Jones btw

[atlas]

Originally posted by Dispentryporter:

Originally posted by Archmage MC:

But remember, the TF2 mercs have no soul, so Heaven is more Scout's delusions before he respawns.

Well, scout is clearly convinced that the dude who's name I can't remember is his real dad while god's angels killed the actual one up in heaven.

I forgot his name aswell, I'm gonna go look at the 1st comic because all I know is Solly snapped his neck in Merasmus' house.

[atlas]

Originally posted by kaj:

Originally posted by Dispentryporter:

Well, scout is clearly convinced that the dude who's name I can't remember is his real dad while god's angels killed the actual one up in heaven.

Same happened with sniper tho. His parents being proud of him as a professional assassin.

Tom Jones btw

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I just wasted 38 seconds of my sad lonely life

[Bananilson Farofa]

So, because the mercs have no soul, that means they just'll come back from the dead anytime they get killed. That explains why medic mentioned that when miss pauling was asked how the hell did the tf2 team beat the tfc team. They just won't go. TF2 won't go. EPIC

[Tasty Salamanders]

Originally posted by ❤Cactus In The Assctus❤:

Originally posted by Dispentryporter:

Well, scout is clearly convinced that the dude who's name I can't remember is his real dad while god's angels killed the actual one up in heaven.

I forgot his name aswell, I'm gonna go look at the 1st comic because all I know is Solly snapped his neck in Merasmus' house.

Tom Jones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgDSx-mkxKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yca2BCwAnBQ
Also one of Scout's taunts is also a reference to Tom Jones: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Carlton

[ThatOneCrossover]

I think that was obvious from the start

[Azelinuu]

Originally posted by ThatOneCrossover:

I think that was obvious from the start

Was it reely.

[m'boy are you fat]

God admits that Tom Jones is his father, though.