Googled this and everyone says it's because of the robe. I've tried six robes, including the most basic ones, and I still can't self heal in the tutorial.

The other suggestion is to skip that part
of the tutorial and cut the rope using Shift+Left Click. That combination doesn't work either.

The game controls appear to be completely broken for me.

olha tem personagem que não se cura com vida, tem um que se cura com raio, tu pode pular o tutorial apertando esc e indo em banana

Agreed. Developers need to correct such flaws, but game has attitude and character. Advanced tutorials are much needed. Make the most of what you have... and enjoy!

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The game crashes when I try to cut the rope at the beginning of the tutorial.

This happened to me when I wore the Doctor Who robe, but when I switched to a different robe (patched robe) the tutorial worked fine for me.

I google it and nothing comes up. I'm in the tutorial where you learn haste and I cannot get past it because I can't run..

part of the tutorial because the middle mouse button, WHICH I'M TOLD TO PRESS, and even shown a picture of, DOES NOT WORK.

Neither do the SPACE bar or the RIGHT mouse button.

So the person laughing at
me because I made a "Simple, but funny mistake" is mistaken...

I cannot continue in the tutorial because the keyboard/mouse input called for in the tutorial does NOT work!

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Quoting myself (just 2 posts above yours.. :p):

You can choose with which robe you want to play (bad design descision for the tutorial, but then those robes came after the game was created
), and some of those robes won't let you do the tutorial (like life immunity robes or slow robes), so just grab the standard robe for the tutorial and everything should work fine.. you can play the

If you are the techno person, you have to use electricity instead of life, but at that part of the tutorial you don't even have electricity yet.

It's buggy. The haste spell bug in the tutorial still isn't fixed. If you don't mind some frustration from the bugs it's can be pretty fun.