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哈吉蛙也是中国人，所以我没说错，进来了就看看转自凌的抽象小短篇
【意识形态名称】全宇宙和谐终极主义（简称：终合教）

【核心教义】
1. 经济上实行"社资双轨制"：资本家白天剥削无产阶级，晚上被无产阶级专政，国家从中收取双份税收
2. 社会等级按儒家五常划分：仁（磕头次数）、义（举报邻居频率）、礼（背诵教条字数）、智（解构主义辩论能力）、信（转发官方文件速度）
3. 神明理事会由三清、佛陀、耶稣、真主和甘地组成，每月通过Zoom掷骰子发布神谕

【特色制度】
1. LGBT彩虹骑士团：每位成员必须掌握佛经唱诵、古兰经rap和圣经重金属改编技巧
2. 军事-宗教复合体：航母甲板改造成太极八卦阵，核弹头刻满《论语》金句
3. 民族熔炉认证系统：每周根据星座运势调整种族优待政策，移民考试包含《道德经》填空和资本论同人小说创作

【日常实践】
• 周一至周三穿汉服背诵《共产党宣言》（文言文版）
• 周四集体观看《元首在好莱坞》并撰写500字反法西斯观后感
• 周五"批判与自我批判"茶话会：用塔罗牌占卜本周思想偏差
• 周末参加"修正主义大逃杀"真人CS，用《商君书》当防弹衣

【外交政策】
"以德服人"导弹防御系统：每枚洲际导弹都装有《论语》芯片，在爆炸前会朗诵"有朋自远方来不亦乐乎"

【特色机构】
1. 修正修正主义委员会
2. 反教条教条局
3. 多元单一民族促进会
4. 资本主义特色社会主义建设银行（简称：特建行）

【终极目标】
在银河系实现：
• 人人跪着平等
• 各星球特色封建主义
• 用《金刚经》计算剩余价值
• 让外星人也接受健康码管理

（本意识形态已申请宇宙专利，抄袭者将被发配到《1984》剧组当群众演员）
To classify feudalism, slavery, socialism, capitalism, communism, nationalism, racism, militarism, xenophobia, chauvinism, revisionism, dogmatism, fascism, republicanism, Confucianism, Taoism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, Christianity, Orthodoxy, Protestantism, LGBT merges into an ideology [name of ideology] Universal Harmony Finalism (abbreviated: Ultimate Unity)

【 Core Teachings 】
(1) Economic implementation of the "social capital dual track system" : capitalists exploit the proletariat during the day, the proletariat dictatorship at night, from which the state collects double taxes
2. Social hierarchy is divided according to the five Confucian principles: Ren (number of kowtows), Yi (frequency of reporting neighbors), Li (number of words to recite dogma), Zhi (deconstructive debate ability), Xin (speed of forwarding official documents)
3. The Council of Gods, composed of Sanqing, Buddha, Jesus, Allah and Gandhi, issues oracities by rolling dice on Zoom every month

【 Characteristic system 】
1. LGBT Rainbow Knights: Each member must master sutra chanting, Quran rap and heavy metal adaptation of the Bible
2. Military-religious complex: the deck of the aircraft carrier is transformed into a Tai Chi Eight trigrams array, and nuclear warheads are engraved with golden sentences of the Analects of Confucius
3. Ethnic Melting Pot Certification system: The racial preferential policy is adjusted weekly according to horoscope, and the immigration test includes filling in the blank of Tao Te Ching and the creation of Capital fan fiction

【 Daily Practice 】
• Reciting the Communist Manifesto in Hanfu from Monday to Wednesday (classical Chinese version)
• Watch the Fuhrer in Hollywood on Thursday and write 500 words of anti-fascist opinion
• Friday "Criticism and Self-criticism" tea party: Using Tarot cards to read the week's deviations
• Participate in the "Revisionist Escape" live CS on the weekend, using "Shang Junshu" as body armor

【 Foreign Policy 】
"By Virtue" missile defense system: Every ICBM is equipped with a "Analects" chip that recites "How nice to have friends come from afar" before exploding.

【 Characteristic Institution 】
1. Revisionist Committee
2. Anti-dogmatic Bureau
3. Association for the Promotion of Pluralism and Unity
4. Socialist Construction Bank with Capitalist Characteristics (hereinafter referred to as: Special Construction Bank)

【 Ultimate Goal 】
Achieved in the galaxy:
• Everyone is equal on their knees
• Feudalism characteristic of each planet
• Use the Diamond Sutra to calculate residual value
• Let aliens accept health code management

(This ideology has applied for a cosmic patent, and the copycat will be assigned to the "1984" crew as an extra)