honest question, who would win in a brawl stalin or hitler,

[draftsman]

lets be real here if stalin and hitler were pit against eachother and forced to brawl who would win.

[mk11]

Both. That is what propaganda is for.

[Gamer Maid]

Stalin and that won't even be a challenge for him. Stalin got beatten since he's a kid by his own father or just because he was reading Victor Hugo which was forbidden by one of his teacher. He escaped from prison multiple times and robbed banks etc ...

I don't even think that Hitler got a physical confrontation with anyone of his own life, He's just a little kitten in comparison. If I would have a lot of money, I would bet 100% of it on Stalin for sure !

[Chozer]

Originally posted by Gamer Maid:

Stalin and that won't even be a challenge for him. Stalin got beatten since he's a kid by his own father or just because he was reading Victor Hugo which was forbidden by one of his teacher. He escaped from prison multiple times and robbed banks etc ...

I don't even think that Hitler got a physical confrontation with anyone of his own life, He's just a little kitten in comparison. If I would have a lot of money, I would bet 100% of it on Stalin for sure !

stalin never served in a war hitler did ww1 stalin lost the war on poland

[Gamer Maid]

Originally posted by Chozer:

Originally posted by Gamer Maid:

Stalin and that won't even be a challenge for him. Stalin got beatten since he's a kid by his own father or just because he was reading Victor Hugo which was forbidden by one of his teacher. He escaped from prison multiple times and robbed banks etc ...

I don't even think that Hitler got a physical confrontation with anyone of his own life, He's just a little kitten in comparison. If I would have a lot of money, I would bet 100% of it on Stalin for sure !

stalin never served in a war hitler did ww1 stalin lost the war on poland

It was not the question.

[Blood of Kerensky]

This needs to be an ingame event when neither side can gain any advantage during Barbarossa over an extended period of time.

[Evilcheesewheel]

Depends on how much meth Hitler is on beforehand.

[taffmasterlang]

Stalin definitely looks beefier in pictures, but no idea how much of that is muscles. Hitler was teetotal and did't smoke so was probably in better overall health, but his vegetarian diet might have been short on protein.

Of course if it was just their moustaches, no contest

[Chozer]

stalin was also a manlet so he would not win many fights

[SlobSlore]

Hitler used to be a corporal, and he is taller so i think he's got a better chance

[Viceroy Günther von Lichler]

Hitler would win 100% because Stalin would NEVER accept the fight due to paranoia.

[Mikey]

Originally posted by Lord Scrote:

Hitler would win 100% because Stalin would NEVER accept the fight due to paranoia.

No, Stalin would win exactly because of paranoia forcing him to bring a hand grenade into the ring.

[Toblm]

Originally posted by Chozer:

stalin never served in a war hitler did ww1 stalin lost the war on poland

You think the Russian Revolution and following Civil War doesnt count as War?
If anything the personal brutality of the Russian Civil War makes the Western Front look tame by comparison.
But yes largely both Stalin and Hitler were REMFs. Stalin's youth of prison, armed robbery and gulags would have served him better in a fight than Hitler's 'art major.'

[Dimmi dan]

i think Stalin but i think it depends when the fight is 1946 for example Stalin in going to win.

[Mack]

They're close enough in height & bodyweight that there's no particular advantage there.

Hitler had WW1 service but that wouldn't necessarily help and as far as I know he was never directly involved in street fighting. Stalin got into loads of fights at school and was more directly involved in fighting in the early 1900's

Stalin suffered a left long injury in his left arm and was 11 years older. Hitler was a neurotic art nerd psychopath with a bundle of health issues and was a vegetarian. If they fought in 1945 Stalin would have been 66 and Hitler 56.

My money would be on Stalin with more direct experience of fighting.

[Chozer]

but could anyone here win over hindenburg that man was a big big man