A serieus question though!

[TurnedToDust]

You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?

A. "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?" - Science

B. "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!" - Speech

C. Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault. - Melee

D. Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant. - Sneak

E. Make up yours...

[Vesper]

E. Ask him where he gets his drugs. - medicine

[SpiderMouse]

D

[Linblum]

Feed him to Dogmeat

[DaPieGuy]

B then C then steal his quantum harmonizer

[Dodece]

E. That might get you off, but it does nothing for me. -Explosives.

[Chapter Eleven]

E. I grab his quantum harmonizer and put it in his own photonic resonation chamber and use some duct tape and a wrench, fixed. -repair

[Budoshi]

A overseer
B overseer
C overseer
D overseer
E overseer

[Mr. Dave]

E. BAM! I shoot him dead and loot his body, scrapping the harmonizer for parts.

[Xero]

E. I stare at him so intensly he spontaniously combusts - Explosives

[Froil]

E: Tell him that the synergistic properties of it do not correctly exhibit the proper lambent qualities of the overall sub-atomical structure of the resonation chamber, then proceed to fix the problem with a bit of duct-tape and gum, a dash of liquid carbon and a healthy dose of ethyl methyl ether. - Repair, Science and Medicine.

[Aurelian]

e i call in the bos and have a fireing squad on his ass- bad ass +10

[Brother Bigot]

Ummmm "get food"

[TurnedToDust]

Originally posted by The Chosen One:

Originally posted by Qing Quasar:

E: Tell him that the synergistic properties of it do not correctly exhibit the proper lambent qualities of the overall sub-atomical structure of the resonation chamber, then proceed to fix the problem with a bit of duct-tape and gum, a dash of liquid carbon and a healthy dose of ethyl methyl ether. - Repair, Science and Medicine.

What does that even mean... 0_0

Indeed, A is a way better option. :p

[TurnedToDust]

Originally posted by The Chosen One:

Originally posted by TurnedToDust:

Indeed, A is a way better option. :p

I dont even know what that means either (-_-)

Science...

That is the whole point, it is called humor.

[WabbaCat]

Originally posted by The Chosen One:

Originally posted by TurnedToDust:

That is the whole point, it is called humor.

One cannot laugh if what he reads is unintelligable... LOL

its suppose to be unitelligable. To understand the humor you need to understand the context in which it was said. The original statement/problem was nothing but non-sense, so the reply is nothing but non-sense in return. Thats the joke.