Funny, Clever Weapon Names

[Tarik Torgaddon]

I'm trying to think of funny, clever, or creative names for my weapons, as well as see what other people are naming theirs. There was a similar thread over on the Team Fortress 2 forum. Here's what I have right now:

Suppressed 10mm pistol
Minigun (named "BRRRT")
Double-Barreled Shotgun with long barrel and stock (named several things, including "Face Gravy", "Gut Buster", "Sternum Splatter")
.308 hunting rifle with bayonet ("Pokey")
.50 cal sniper rifle (distance lobotomizer)

And here's some ideas I have for future ones:
Energy weapons: "Ronald Raygun", "blinder"
generic guns: "Dzhokar Smoker", "bangflute", "buggerpipe", "deathtube"
baseball bat: "Louisville Slugger", "excalibat"

What are yours?

[Zcorvette]

Stupid question but how do you name them? 50 hours in and didn't know you could.

[Cuddle_Rat]

Ronald Raygun made me teehee. :)

[Tarik Torgaddon]

When you're at a workbench, you hit Triangle or Y (if you're on console, I don't know what it is on PC), then clear it and type it in.

[Greb]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=558117142
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=557308656
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=557058017
I named them various things, but never anything cool.

Seen some people post pictures of .44 revolvers called Dirty Harry, Rotary Raider Repellant and so on. My friend has a Two-Shot Fatman with the MIRV mod that he's renamed to "Plan B" and he also has a shotgun called "The Diplomat" of all things.

When I gave weapons to Piper, I named them Pipers Pwhatever usually like Pipers Persuader, Pipers Panzerschrek and Pipers Pride and stuff...but I guess they're not funny lol.

How about a rifle infused with radiation/plasma called "Pot Shot"

Or a silenced shotgun called "Chunky Whispers"

Silenced 10mm Pistol called "FWIP" perhaps.

"Jason Cometh" or "The 13th" or "XIII" for a Machete with the Assassin Mod (+50% damage against humans)

[you already know wtf going on]

Kellogs gun rename: Kellogs Frosted Flakes

[Cuddle_Rat]

I have a old looking sniper hunting rifle I call Longshot, nothing funny but I like it. Nothing beats Ronald Raygun though. op wins.

[Spool]

Chicago Dilldozer for the SMG

[Nefiji]

[Weapon name here]

Portal reference. :)

[Cuddle_Rat]

I think "Bugsy Blitzer" would be a cool name for the tommy gun, for you original gangstas out there.

[Pharaoh_Phunk]

I has a sawed-off shotty named "Bessie"

[lockwoodx]

When I come across a nice laser rifle that sucker will be the Red Dwarf because it's going to deliver justice to a whole bunch of Smeg Heads.

[JC D]

Sasha -- Minigun

The Jag -- A Legendary Wrench that swings faster in VATS

Insanity - A Legendary switchblade that does +50% damage to Robots

[Tarik Torgaddon]

Originally posted by Roger Wilco:

I think "Bugsy Blitzer" would be a cool name for the tommy gun, for you original gangstas out there.

Originally posted by insano:

Chicago Dilldozer for the SMG

I had one called Bobby the Bullet Hose

[Anchorman]

I named my 50. cal supressed recon sniper 'Quiet Riot' after the 80's band with the same name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_1ruZWJigo

[Nuee]

"When you're at a workbench, you hit Triangle or Y (if you're on console, I don't know what it is on PC), then clear it and type it in." - It's T on the PC. The name turns black then rename it.

I rename armor to keep it clumped together in a block as well. An Asterix in front of the name helps you realize its your nice modded gun as well.

I suppose a name for a gun for those pesky rad roaches might be "Joe's Broom" in honor of the movie "Joe's Apartment".