Fallout is Love, Fallout is Life.

[Ace]

I am only 17.

I love Fallout so much.

I have all the games, and merchandise.

"Fallout is love." I say. "Fallout is life."

My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.. He's jealous of my devotion to Fallout.

I call him a CoD Fanboy.

He 360-noscopes me and sends me to bed.

I'm crying, and my controller is broken.

I feel a warm presence at the end of my bed.

It's Godd Howard.

I'm so happy...

He whispers in my ear "Fallout 4 confirmed."

He places me in an upright position...

I am ready..

I spread my wallet for Godd.

He penetrates the leather, and takes my money.

It hurts, but I do it for Fallout.

He sings a 50's tune as he fills my shelves with the Fallout 4 Pip-Boy edition.

My dad walks in, shocked.

Godd looks him in the eyes and says "War never changes."

He explodes into a mushroom cloud as he leaves my house.

Fallout is love.

Fallout....

Is life.

[Bansheebutt]

Well if you worship a capitalist figure, that's your right.

[Ace]

Originally posted by Kurumi Tokisaki:

Billy was just your average console peasant he played with outdated graphics and terrible controls. He also played with pay for online play and overpriced games. One time when he was playing Call of Duty doing some sick noscopes on his xbox. He encountered a player named Xx_DaNk_xX and he was getting some sick kills. Later in the round dank stole one of his kills “ Hey you stole my kill!” billy exclaimed. “Maybe you should get a mouse and keyboard to play better scrub.” dank said. This interested Billy what was a mouse and keyboard used for gaming he thought. So then he looked up on Bing how can a mouse and keyboard be used for gaming. He then found the glory of PC gaming but he didn't want to believe. So then he started spamming in the YouTube comments section that console was better than PC. Unknown to him someone was watching him and was mad at his ignorance. Then one day when he was on Reddit with the new Xbox app someone tried to friend him and his name was gaben. Billy the console peasant did not know who gaben was. So he then went to sleep with his Master Chief plushie. But then are a bright gleaming light shined over him and woke him up. He looked up and saw a very large man with glorious glasses and flowing locks of hair. The man bellowed out, “who are you and why do you disgrace the glorious PC gaming master race.” Billy trembled saying, “ M...My... my name is billy, what do you want?” The man exclaimed, “ I am the glorious lord of PC gaming, but most call me lord Gaben.” “You're the guy who wanted to friend me on reddit,” billy said, “what do you want with me?” Gaben bellowed, “I am tired of you insulting the glorious PC gaming master race, but instead of destroying you I will have you ascend to the glorious PC gaming race.” Billy asked, “what if I say no?” Gaben then looked him straight in the eye, then turned around and saw his playstation puppy. Gaben floated toward the puppy and then using his glorious hands grabbed it. Then he started to rip the puppy in half, blood and bile went every where. He could hear the pained screams of the poor playstation puppy. “NOOOOOO.” billy cried out “my puppy!” “Now you know my power, go to newegg and get PC parts to build the ultimate gaming rig.” gaben said. So then billy went on his quest to find the PC parts to build the ultimate gaming rig. It was a long journey and there was much danger. One time he had to fight off three internet trolls at once, he had to convert some peasants to the master race. Then after his long adventure he finally got all the parts to his rig but there one only problem, he had no idea how to build it. Billy said to himself, “I need to build the PC or else lord gaben will smite me.” Then a glorious ball of light had appeared in his room, then out of the ball of light came out lord gaben. Billy cried out, “ Please don’t hurt me oh glorious lord gaben, for I can not build the gaming rig you ask of.” “Do not worry my child.” Gaben calmly whispered, “ I am not here to hurt you but to guide you for I know how to help you make the ultimate gaming rig.” “But how can I do it lord gaben?” Billy asked. Gaben answered “ Go to PC master race subreddit and confess your sins of peasantry so then I can gift you my knowledge.” Billy then went to the subreddit to confess his sins then a glorious shone on his head and he had gained the knowledge of how to build the gaming rig. So he then did as gaben asked him to and made the most glorious, dankest gaming rig to ever be seen. THE END

I crie evry tim ;____;

[nurru47]

Originally posted by Sgt. Ace:

Originally posted by Kurumi Tokisaki:

Billy was just your average console peasant he played with outdated graphics and terrible controls. He also played with pay for online play and overpriced games. One time when he was playing Call of Duty doing some sick noscopes on his xbox. He encountered a player named Xx_DaNk_xX and he was getting some sick kills. Later in the round dank stole one of his kills “ Hey you stole my kill!” billy exclaimed. “Maybe you should get a mouse and keyboard to play better scrub.” dank said. This interested Billy what was a mouse and keyboard used for gaming he thought. So then he looked up on Bing how can a mouse and keyboard be used for gaming. He then found the glory of PC gaming but he didn't want to believe. So then he started spamming in the YouTube comments section that console was better than PC. Unknown to him someone was watching him and was mad at his ignorance. Then one day when he was on Reddit with the new Xbox app someone tried to friend him and his name was gaben. Billy the console peasant did not know who gaben was. So he then went to sleep with his Master Chief plushie. But then are a bright gleaming light shined over him and woke him up. He looked up and saw a very large man with glorious glasses and flowing locks of hair. The man bellowed out, “who are you and why do you disgrace the glorious PC gaming master race.” Billy trembled saying, “ M...My... my name is billy, what do you want?” The man exclaimed, “ I am the glorious lord of PC gaming, but most call me lord Gaben.” “You're the guy who wanted to friend me on reddit,” billy said, “what do you want with me?” Gaben bellowed, “I am tired of you insulting the glorious PC gaming master race, but instead of destroying you I will have you ascend to the glorious PC gaming race.” Billy asked, “what if I say no?” Gaben then looked him straight in the eye, then turned around and saw his playstation puppy. Gaben floated toward the puppy and then using his glorious hands grabbed it. Then he started to rip the puppy in half, blood and bile went every where. He could hear the pained screams of the poor playstation puppy. “NOOOOOO.” billy cried out “my puppy!” “Now you know my power, go to newegg and get PC parts to build the ultimate gaming rig.” gaben said. So then billy went on his quest to find the PC parts to build the ultimate gaming rig. It was a long journey and there was much danger. One time he had to fight off three internet trolls at once, he had to convert some peasants to the master race. Then after his long adventure he finally got all the parts to his rig but there one only problem, he had no idea how to build it. Billy said to himself, “I need to build the PC or else lord gaben will smite me.” Then a glorious ball of light had appeared in his room, then out of the ball of light came out lord gaben. Billy cried out, “ Please don’t hurt me oh glorious lord gaben, for I can not build the gaming rig you ask of.” “Do not worry my child.” Gaben calmly whispered, “ I am not here to hurt you but to guide you for I know how to help you make the ultimate gaming rig.” “But how can I do it lord gaben?” Billy asked. Gaben answered “ Go to PC master race subreddit and confess your sins of peasantry so then I can gift you my knowledge.” Billy then went to the subreddit to confess his sins then a glorious shone on his head and he had gained the knowledge of how to build the gaming rig. So he then did as gaben asked him to and made the most glorious, dankest gaming rig to ever be seen. THE END

I crie evry tim ;____;

YEESH,I love licking salty ohhh soo salty tears of other people >:)

[Ace]

Originally posted by Aried Byrd:

Originally posted by Sgt. Ace:

Fallout is love. Fallout is life.

A critically acclaimed novel. Described only as "perfection at its finest!"

"I fapped so hard, my I shot Fallout all over my girlfriend." -Ballsdeep69

"I was enraged by the lack of Fallout's version of Snop Doog, but was gratified in knowing
that it had developed its own Kanye West!" -420Noskoper

"The Last Wish is better" -Console Gamer Magazine

"Novel of the year: every year." -Memespot

"War has changed" -Snake

No opinion could ever match mine for Godd.

[Looming Dementia]

The loving, warm fire of the blastwave. Mmmmmmmmmm.

[Soap]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ XD

[Vayne]

u need a life

[キールス]

Just don't be that Russian guy who lost everything and blamed it on Fallout 4 for not notifying him that the game is addictive.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2015/12/27/man-sues-bethesda-because-fallout-4-is-too-addictive/#a0929205bd6f

[Killzone]

Ehh yea I think I walked into the wrong thread by mistake, I'll just back away <runs>

[Yhwach]

Originally posted by Vayne:

u need a life

I didn't know you were a fake asian AND into necrophilia, woman of my life.

[Vayne]

Originally posted by Gintoki:

Originally posted by Vayne:

u need a life

I didn't know you were a fake asian AND into necrophilia, woman of my life.

Fake asian? Lolllllll

[LAZERFACE]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=766823036

[Vayne]

Originally posted by LAZERFACE:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=766823036

Stop spamming ur useless screenshot in forum

[Ace]

Dude I'm 20 now and this is funny.

[mfree]

"He explodes into a mushroom cloud as he leaves my house."

Mushrooms were *soooo* involved in OP's post....