Got any Fallout 4 jokes?

[Joe Coffee]

When you half expect Preston Garvey to tell you on live tv that the Bundy clan Oregon standoff needs your help.

[Aethrys]

You want a Fallout 4 joke? The Railroad.

[ WraithGear]

patch 1.3

[Syn]

Originally posted by Aethrys:

You want a Fallout 4 joke? The Railroad.

Not a very funny joke though..

[rept]

The settings menu.

[Fluffydonkeys]

Let's try and make some up on the spot.

• What do you call a very fun bachelor party for a two-headed buck?
  A rad-rad-stag-stag party
  
  
• How many ghouls does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Just get a glowing one
  
  
• What kind of guys have the least stamina in bed?
  Minutemen
  
  
• Why can't ghouls be style icons?
  They don't have a nose for it.

[VirtualVictory]

Preston: "Ask Struges, I don't know anything he can't fix."
Sturges: Couldn't fix the terminal in the beginning but somehow knows how to build a Molecular Array.

[Fluffydonkeys]

This picture[i.imgur.com]

[GLO BOY GOAT]

let me mark it on your map

[Fluffydonkeys]

• Why is it so easy to win an argument against Procter Ingram?
  She doesn't have a leg to stand on
  
  
• Yo mama so poor
  that she can't afford to type in CAPS
  
  
• Yo mama so dumb
  that she got a railway rifle to shoot lagspikes
  
  
• Why do Commonwealth women have terrible hair?
  I took all the bobby pins

[TotallyNotMe]

Only certain people will get this :

"Sturges? Tell her."

[AAAAAAAAAAH]

Originally posted by Fluffydonkeys:

This picture[i.imgur.com]

You sinister bastard haha :D

[Klingenmeister]

Originally posted by Snidely Whiplash:

Got any Fallout 4 jokes?

"You know, what is a good joke, general? There is another settlement that needs our help. I will mark its position on your map."

[Fluffydonkeys]

Originally posted by Prince Rahl:

I don't have a joke but Preston has another setllement that needs your help.

Originally posted by GLO BOY GOAT:

let me mark it on your map

Originally posted by Klingenmeister:

"You know, what is a good joke, general? There is another settlement that needs our help. I will mark its position on your map."

Quit clear what's on people's minds here.

[Noodlesocks]

Hey Nico! There is another settlement that wants to go bowling!

[true_blaze]

Two protectrons walk into a bar. One looks at the other and........OH GOD IT'S A DEATHCLAW!!