"Please punish Timmy".

[The Nameless]

Me: shoots "Timmy" skeleton with gatling laser.

"Please punish Timmy."

Me: repeatedly punches Timmy's skull with power armor.

"Please punish Timmy."

Me: Looks up the damn thing. Oh. Shuts off radio...

"Fantastique. Please remember that corporal punishment is strictly forbidden."

Me: Oops.

[Andy_M1919]

Poor Timmy...

[The Nameless]

Originally posted by Fatty Tuna:

Poor Timmy...

Yeah. Wasteland discipline is really old school. Like, REALLY old.

[Out Of Bubblegum]

So when you are told to punish a baby, your first thought is to shoot him? That is a punishment for a baby?

[Grendalcat]

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

[The Nameless]

Originally posted by Out Of Bubblegum:

So when you are told to punish a baby, your first thought is to shoot him? That is a punishment for a baby?

Of COURSE not. Obviously Timmy is a TODDLER, which makes it perfectly okay!

Actually my first thought was that this was a computer program and was probably just set to trigger the next quest stage when any damage landed on the 200-year-old skeleton. Turns out, it's come a long way since video game programming was so limited that shooting the kid was an acceptable solution to a puzzle.

[Iron Knights]

Grendalcat - When you say spoil the child you mean Vaccines, Virii, Disease and Mutations right ?

[The Nameless]

Originally posted by Iron Knights:

Grendalcat - When you say spoil the child you mean Vaccines, Virii, Disease and Mutations right ?

If we're using the rod to keep him from playing in the pile of uranium barrels, then yes. And you forgot extra limbs and hair loss.

[Grendalcat]

I just realized the rod could be...a nuclear control rod.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_rod

Whoa.

[The Nameless]

Originally posted by Grendalcat:

I just realized the rod could be...a nuclear control rod.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_rod

Whoa.

I guess? I think the rod would break before you used it very much. Those are made to absorb neutrons, not whack people.

[Fweggigun]

Originally posted by The Nameless:

Me: shoots "Timmy" skeleton with gatling laser.

"Please punish Timmy."

Me: repeatedly punches Timmy's skull with power armor.

"Please punish Timmy."

Me: Looks up the damn thing. Oh. Shuts off radio...

"Fantastique. Please remember that corporal punishment is strictly forbidden."

Me: Oops.

turning off the radio dosent work

[The Nameless]

Originally posted by froggygun:

Originally posted by The Nameless:

Me: shoots "Timmy" skeleton with gatling laser.

"Please punish Timmy."

Me: repeatedly punches Timmy's skull with power armor.

"Please punish Timmy."

Me: Looks up the damn thing. Oh. Shuts off radio...

"Fantastique. Please remember that corporal punishment is strictly forbidden."

Me: Oops.

turning off the radio dosent work

Yes it does. Unless you've got a mod messing it up maybe?

[Zekiran]

It took me so long to figure out what this thread was referring to lol.

[Xenon The Noble]

I didn't punish Timmy. I just moved on and punished the Robobrain.

[The Nameless]

Originally posted by Xenon The Noble:

I didn't punish Timmy. I just moved on and punished the Robobrain.

I always get that done first. Then since the puzzles are easy (unless they glitch) I do them because why not, and also free fusion cores.

[Anvos]

This is a Ms. Nanny test corporal punishment would lead to lawsuits.