Your favorite npc quote

[Legostyle03]

Mine is from Eygon "All you faceless undead, behaving as if you deserve respect" I think it fits well with all the people bragging about defeating bosses. Whats your favorite from ds3?

[DUKE NUKEM]

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum

[fretbuuz_]

"He never lost heart and never looked back. He marched in one direction and that direction was dead ahead"
Not really a quote, but this is Lapps/paches ash description.

[Elwis]

"Bear-. Seek-. Seek-. Lest." - Emerald Herald from DSII

[Wormling59mep]

"Very good! Thank you! Hello! I'm sorry. Help me!"

- god

[Midlife Crisis]

"Return from whence thou cam'st
For that is thy place of belonging.

Leave us be, Ashen One.
Sweep all thought of us from thy mind. As thy kind always have."

[꧁༺tS.KIRIHARU༻꧂]

Gives me conniptions

[Sabaithal]

"One day you will stand before its decrepit gates, without really knowing why ..." - Old hag in Ds2 intro

"They too will one day walk these same grounds, without really knowing why " - Emerald Herald

Defines not only your characters journey, but also the players. Sifting what little truth they can from a sea of misinformation. The only thing you can really trust is what you see for yourself.

Either that or_
"When the ashes are two, a flame awakens" - Ariendel's dying words

[Scaryowl]

Originally posted by DonaldDuck:

"He never lost heart and never looked back. He marched in one direction and that direction was dead ahead"
Not really a quote, but this is Lapps/paches ash description.

die

[Vinyltavia]

"Then touch the darkness within me..."
Firekeeper before we kneel and reach into her darkness.

[Failboat]

HEH HEH HEH HEH...
-Oswald of Carim giving me a heart attack.I changed the windows system alert to a sound clip of this laugh.

[Alby]

Originally posted by Elwis:

"Bear-. Seek-. Seek-. Lest." - Emerald Herald from DSII

+1

[Alby]

You, you! Me me Pickle Pee! Me, me Pump-a-rum!"
"Pump-a-rum, pump-a-rum!"
"Pickle-pee, pickle-pee!"
"You, you. No, no. That no pickle pee, that no pump-a-rum."
"You, you. Not that. Enough, enough."
Or all the quotes of Laurentius, I just love his voice and his accent.

[BROCHACHO]

"You're in the know, right?"

[GewoonRobbie]

"touch the darkness within me"
Firekeeper after being sexually inactive for centuries

[Laati]

"Lmao you're gay"

-That random guy in undead arena.

Best npc ever tbh.