DARK SOULS™ III

DARK SOULS™ III

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gackie Jun 14, 2016 @ 9:48am
Favourite Series Quotes?
"Mmm…mmm…
Mm! Oh-hoh!
Forgive me.. I was absorbed in thought.
I am Siegmeyer of Catarina
Quite honestly, I have run flat up against a wall.
…Or, a ball, to be precise.
…I'm afraid I'm a bit too plump to be outrunning those things
so here I sit in quite a pickle.
Weighing my options, so to speak!
Hah hah hah hah!" - Siegmeyer.

"Why do people try so hard to be beautiful? We cats are born beautiful, or course. Hee hee... The human ego... How many ugly iron castles has it erected? And they don't even see the folly of their ways. But that's what makes watching humankind so delightful. It reminds me of someone who lived long ago. A vainglorious liar who ended up hurling himself into the flames. Now he's Ichorous Earth, if I'm not mistaken." - Shalquoir.

"Oh, there you are.
You've been quiet these days.
Smooth summoning out there?
Anytime you see my brilliantly shining signature, do not hesitate to call upon me.
You've left me with quite an impression. I would relish a chance to assist you.
You really are fond of chatting with me, aren't you?
If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me!
Oh, no, dear me. Pretend you didn't hear that!
Hah hah hah!" - Solaire.
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NEGRO LANGA Jun 14, 2016 @ 10:52am 
Well, what do we have here? You must be a new arrival.
Let me guess. Fate of the Undead, right? Well, you're not the first.
But there's no salvation here. You'd have done better to rot in the Undead Asylum… But, too late now.
Well, since you're here… Let me help you out...
Dr Pump-a-rum Jun 14, 2016 @ 10:54am 
'That no pickle-pee'
- Pickle-pee (Snuggly) Pump-a-rum, 2016
«Sunlight 4 life!» -Gwyn, Lord of Cinder

More seriously...

Ancient Dragon : "The murk shifts and stirs... Yet another stands before us... Then so be it. For the curse of life, is the curse of want. And so, you peer... Into the fog, in hope of answers."

Sweet Shalquoir : "This place is already dead. Everything will crumble and waste away, so that something new may be born. Isn't it wonderful? Hee hee hee…"

Old King Allant : "Surely you have seen for yourself… the pain and suffering that fills this world! But fight poison with poison. God is merciful, and so, created the Old One. The Old One will feed upon our souls, and put an end to our tragic realm of existence! I have had enough of this rotten world. You fool. Don't you understand? No one wishes to go on…"

Alvina : "I shall summon others, who will by their honour work tirelessly with thee.
Thou shalt receive great reward, and whatsoever ye shall pillage will be thine own.
A true agreement, not so? But thou must heed the golden rule… The clan is thine own family. To thine kinsmen forever stay true. Dare'st not in any attempt to double-cross. Have no doubt, such wretchedness, never will we tolerate."

Karla : "There is one thing that you should know. There is a darkness within man, and I am afraid you will peer into it. Whether the fear will spark self-reflection, or a ruinous nostalgia...
is up to you entirely. Fear not, your choice will bring you no scorn."

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Last edited by Sir Latrine de Bretagne; Jun 14, 2016 @ 11:09am
R-110 Jun 14, 2016 @ 11:01am 
Another nana disappeared...
So the graaandson carries a caaaage~

First time I saw that npc was just... k.... Dark Souls........ k.
TgAmagedon Jun 14, 2016 @ 11:04am 
Oh and one more thing. I played both gundyrs and red hilted for a while:
For some reason after you dodge two of their r1s they are insanely easy to backstab for some reason.
TgAmagedon Jun 14, 2016 @ 11:04am 
Originally posted by TgAmagedon:
Oh and one more thing. I played both gundyrs and red hilted for a while:
For some reason after you dodge two of their r1s they are insanely easy to backstab for some reason.
Sorry wrong thread.
Mr. Bones Jun 14, 2016 @ 11:07am 
Originally posted by TgAmagedon:
Originally posted by TgAmagedon:
Oh and one more thing. I played both gundyrs and red hilted for a while:
For some reason after you dodge two of their r1s they are insanely easy to backstab for some reason.
Sorry wrong thread.
There is something better than replying saying 'Sorry wrong thread'
Do you see that bin next to your post?
Click it.
gackie Jun 14, 2016 @ 11:36am 
Originally posted by LaZe:
"Works as intended"
How original. You really have to change every thread into a poise thread don't you?
FrenzyNatra Sep 4, 2019 @ 2:52pm 
„Still closed, still closed... mmm...“ - Siegmeyer of Catarina
Dexter Sep 4, 2019 @ 3:04pm 
How do necromancers even find those threads?
Argstein (Banned) Sep 4, 2019 @ 3:20pm 
"What's wrong? Get a bit of a scare out there? No problem. Have a seat and get comfortable. We'll both be hollow before you know it."
Sabaithal Sep 4, 2019 @ 4:38pm 
"Ashen one, why thouest trying to look up my skirt?"
"try tongue ahead"
EF_Neo1st Sep 4, 2019 @ 5:30pm 
"Amazing chest then try both hands"
Argstein (Banned) Sep 4, 2019 @ 5:37pm 
okay if it's gonna be like that, best one is:

"tongue but hole"
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