12 dead goblins out of 10

First rule of the Styx Fun Club: "Keep calm and don't fart."

News flash: the "jump" button is not located between your ass cheeks! Or maybe it is for you, I don't know.

Did you stream that!? I want a percentage on your BEST GOBLIN DEATH COMPILATION.

"You are dead..." NO! I am dead! You'll be out getting laid soon. Wait. Lean in closer to the screen. Hmmm.
Maybe not.

Dead again!? Is that your controller in your pocket or you're just pleased to see me?

To be skilled, or not be skilled? That is the question. And "♥♥♥♥ You" is the answer!

How about this? I'll come out there and take controller and come in here and die...painfully!

That's it! Game Over, man. We're in some real pretty ♥♥♥♥ now. Listen, I may be digitised, but I'm not stupid. What's your excuse?

You realize using the controller with your feet is not gonna gain you an achievement, right?

Hey, I hear there's an easter egg that gives you the address of the Level Designer who put that freaking hole there.

When I was in the circus we used to have a net... So I wouldn't have to die, you know what I mean?

I've read the script and I know we get past this. It's just a matter of time.

Let's make a deal: you stop killing me and I won't tell anyone what you did with that apple pie. Ewh! And I thought I was sick...

Order in a double pepperoni pizza with extra cheese, please. This is gonna take time.

I'll be back... (*middle finger*)

Hey listen! There's no need to be ashamed. I'm not gonna tell anyone if you put the level of difficulty down.

You know you should read "Infiltration For Dummies"! I think you might be the target audience.

Did you read the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ misson or you got better things to do?

That's it. You just keep on ignoring what the developers want you to do, and I'll just keep on dying... Again and AGAIN!

Oh well, screw gravity! Guess you skipped that part at school...

The first game was better story wise but if you liked the gameplay this is a good one to play as well.