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Dilbert:Not all.You're forgetting Black Betty.
Alice: That mainframe was replaced years ago.
PHB: Did you say Black Betty? Boy, I haven't thought about old Black Betty in ages-- Maybe never. But she's real. As real as the dwarf who sneaks into my bedroom at night and steals my underwear.
Dilbert: About that mainframe...
PHB: Not now, I'm reminiscing. Where was I?
DIlbert: Black Betty.
PHB: Ah yes, Black Betty the mainframe. Boy, oh, boy. We thought about replacing her years ago but then we thought "Well, why not just cobble our new systems "to the old one with untold miles of spaghetti code and obsolete coax cable?"
Alice: Why'd you do that?!
PHB: It was an executive decision. We figured it would save money in the short run and only later plunge the company into darkness after we executives had all left for other companies.
DIlbert: But you're still here.
PHB: Brinksmanship-- I live for it. You know how sometimes you're driving down the freeway and you pull into the oncoming lane intentionally only to swerve away at the last minute?
DIlbert: That was you? You ran me off the road.
PHB: Stared destiny right in the face.
Dilbert: You could've killed me.
Dilert: We have to do something about the millennium bug.
PHB: The millennium bug? Are you telling me that Han Solo's ship is here?
Dilbert: That's the Millennium Falcon. I'm talking about the year 2000 problem: Y2K. Look, if our computer systems are all connected to Black Betty, some ancient mainframe-- we're out of business when the date changes.
PHB: You mean all the technology is going to break?
Dilbert: Yes!
PHB: Is there any way this "collapse of civilization" thing could affect me, personally?
Dilbert: I think it might.
PHB: Okay, then. You have my full support to fix the problem. Unless it involves any sort of resources or decisions or effort on my part. Remember: Money is no object. Unless, of course, you plan to spend it.
-Later-
Wally: Why do we only use two DIGITS TO STORE THE DATES?
Some Guy: It saves space.
Wally: Yeah, but in the year 2000 the programs won't work because the computer will think it's year zero-zero.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
Only if you'll do the same for me.
Anti-cheat, in case you try to actually finish the game before the universe ends.