Ark Trolls You :P

[Yazuki]

I swear Ark trolls the players... Here are Ark's top three ways of trolling me.

1.) The game will wait till you are at a dagerous place, and then it will crash... Nope, it will NEVER crash while you are at your base or a beach, some place safeish. Ark is like "Oh look you are about to fly over a bunch of raptors or a rex... Wait for it... CRASH NOW."

2.) Another thing ark loves to do is troll you when you tame... You spend a lot of time clearing out all the hostile dinos around the area, you check then check again for hostile dinos. You then kite your tame into the trap. you spend hours taming it making sure to keep the area free of hostile dinos. You tame your brand new spino and then you get ten feeet from the trap ... BAM a level 150 therizinosaurus comes out of the wood work and says "Nope! No tame for you!" it kills your new tame and you, making you lose all your stuff and all that time.

3.) Another thing ark loves to do is wait for you to get your starter base setup... You build your first forge and smithy. "You are like yay! I'm setup!" ... Ark is then like "nope no setup for you! Ima spawn a level 100 alpha raptor 20 feet from your base." it then busts through your wood spikes like they were paper and it eats your little low level flyer and your little low level gathering dino. the alpha then sets up camp at your base.

That is the top three ways ark trolls me... If Ark likes to troll you in a special way share your frustrations :P

[heroicidiot]

No, that's just bad luck and lack of preparation

[SerraShaar]

Ah...I for one love it when it happen lol cose otherwise it be rather boring ;)

Humm..let see .

I remember , I was on the island . Found this neat spot (I play solo) and it only had nice herbivore . Made my nice little house...was minding my own busness . I tamed a few dodo and let them roam around...

Next thing you know....a Raptor spawn out of nowhere right in middle of my house XD Your dodo was very yummy and is dead !

The 2nd try , I was like..ok forget taming! let start by using that awesome mod that make bridges .

So gathered the ressources , needed 2 bridges to tie 2 small island together .

I see a raptor...bullyings herbivor in the distance . So I waited....see him run far away . Ohh nice ! he is gone ! make 1st bridge......swim to the other side....look up . Guess what ? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Raptor running toward me ON THE BRIDGE I JUST MADE !!!!!! *CHAAAAAAAAAARGE* XD

The last one...was when I was being all sappy..Oh bronto why are you so pretty! I love you so much ! come back the next day to find it stuck in my house ! Oh Bronto..why your ass is stuck in my house..godarnit now I have to break some stuff so you can move!!!!! XD

[Rommell8]

aha.. wood base to start is a bad idea in Dangerous areas> 1st thing i do in ArK is upgrade wood stuff to stone or build a stone base... one bad ass Dino can wreck wood base fast.

Taming is easy ..they should spawn in a Violent encounter to make you earn that Dino!

[🦊 Hermit]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1221175260

[Namaride]

I can find myself at nr 3 only. But not a lvl 100 one. It do break my wall to eat me.

[=Sarsante=]

Only thing Ive found trolley recently are spinos after the tlc. I never liked them and decided to start a new game, so I went badly prepared to tame one like the good old days.

But now you need a trap because that thing runs away like sonic man.

So I fired almost all my tranqs to watch that thing vanish at 100mph.

[Rommell8]

Originally posted by =T$ECore= Sarsante:

Only thing Ive found trolley recently are spinos after the tlc. I never liked them and decided to start a new game, so I went badly prepared to tame one like the good old days.

But now you need a trap because that thing runs away like sonic man.

So I fired almost all my tranqs to watch that thing vanish at 100mph.

there are more powerfull tranqs.may work ..or farm a good blueprint for the longneck... i have seen a blueprint over 1000% damage

[Lordbufu]

Hunting at true the night to get some nice colours for my tek rex collection, stupid argys raped it before i could get them distracted .....

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1430691350

That was right after killing a Alpha carno that had 0 drops, and a special bone pile with only bones in it

Sometimes it really does troll you

[Kisston]

Number 1 is my life, granted i run a potato that i dont think even meets minimum standards and by some miracle can run ARK at all. Though i crash in my base all the time.... though its over water so not so safe XD.

[kampfer91]

The crashing when you are in danger / in a fight is true though .

For example ,i never crash when i am at base but when i am on the river , crash........

[Fanne]

Most seen troll from game itself: sunshine at grinding time, you are ready to go on a adventure - bam - fog, rain and ofc night falls....

[DarkFaceGlow]

I love when my Pteranodon flies in my face constantly and either shoves me off a cliff or we get attacked and he flies right in front of my weapon....dead.

[Lordbufu]

The games doesnt only troll us, since here you can see the rock rex in its natural enviroment ....

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1430718221

[FlyingFish]

Aberration hates me the most...

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1430827436

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1430827661

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1430829911

But the other maps have trolled me as well.

Aberration just likes to crash when I enter new zones or kill a alpha, or glide to fast on a drake... I aslo fall below the ground offten, and the same goes for my dinos.

[Leslie]

Ark keeps track of what kibble you're carrying and despawns any dino tameable with that kibble over level 40. :)