how to kill a zombie

[Stavne]

HOW?

[NrSeven]

Bonk, slash or smash.
I would add 'bang' but as you seem to be struggling with the basics I didn't.

[Fxmodder]

48 hours in the game and you haven't killed a single zombie?, i can only respect that

[ShadedMJ]

I think the tutorial has you constructing a wooden club....

[Honorable_D]

The head is pretty much always the weakspot. I personally enjoy Sledgehammer Power Attacks to zombie heads.

[Trooper Bri]

how to train a dragon

HOW?

[Pain Weasel]

Don't listen to these people, the goal isn't to kill the zombies it is to make friends with them. If they are smacking you it is because you have a weapon in your hands and you are frightening them.

Try picking some flowers and presenting them a nice bouquet.

[Tahnval]

Perhaps the OP was intending the question to be a philosophical one, encouraging a debate about what life is.

If a zombie is dead, it can't be killed. Killing is the ending of life, so it requires the target to be alive first.

Is a zombie dead? Traditionally, that is part of the definition of "zombie". It's also the case in the vague scraps of lore that exist in the game, particularly dialogue from Hugh.

What is life, exactly? It's a valid question.

It's also probably not what the OP meant. But the thought flittered through my head so I indulged it.

[Underscorecow]

op has achievements for killing zombies, maybe they are suffering from success and looking back on how they have done such things.

[CrimsonVexiduos]

smack

[eightbal1]

Start singing any song by Yoko Ono

[Blue Hasia]

you can not kill what is undead

[william_es]

Throwing cats are the best weapon. If you can stand the horrible noise they make as you swing them by their tails. They do incredible damage when thrown.

[Trooper Bri]

Originally posted by eightbal1:

Start singing any song by Yoko Ono

I would rather pound my junk flat with a wooden mallet...

[Amish]

throw rock on is head

[Ace]

Cut down a tree and let it fall on the zombie.