Vegetable stew smell attracts zombies

[Tchortiderritta]

Are you serious?

[Nilla Wafers]

beef stock?

[Sleepyz]

Yup and bacon and eggs have no smell. Since when can't you smell bacon?

[Hashshashin]

Well if the vegetable stew attracks zombies there's no way it's vegan freindly then, one of my daughters will be gutted, lol

[ChocolateTeapot]

Originally posted by Sleepyz:

Yup and bacon and eggs have no smell. Since when can't you smell bacon?

Since Monsanto patented pig DNA, they reduced the smell gene so you would have to buy more to achieve the same drool factor

[OX4]

I'm always wondering where the bowl comes from when I make veggie stew. But really, if you cook stew at home and you can't smell it, then your stew must be pretty bland.

[LokitheWeaver]

It is those "meaty" mushrooms : )

[нιт◈ᴘᴏιɴᴛ]

It's a stew, cooked veggies actually have a strong smell.

[Thundercracker]

also of note: corn on the cob attracts zombies, as well.

[YamaKami]

Originally posted by ChocolateTeapot:

Originally posted by Sleepyz:

Yup and bacon and eggs have no smell. Since when can't you smell bacon?

Since Monsanto patented pig DNA, they reduced the smell gene so you would have to buy more to achieve the same drool factor

LOL Brilliant deduction XD

Originally posted by HitPointG:

It's a stew, cooked veggies actually have a strong smell.

I think you missed the point this time. Sure it has an odor, but why are the zombies attracted to the scent of cooked veggies at all in the 1st place?

[Fuzzy.Bunny]

Originally posted by YamaKami:

Originally posted by ChocolateTeapot:

Since Monsanto patented pig DNA, they reduced the smell gene so you would have to buy more to achieve the same drool factor

LOL Brilliant deduction XD

Originally posted by HitPointG:

It's a stew, cooked veggies actually have a strong smell.

I think you missed the point this time. Sure it has an odor, but why are the zombies attracted to the scent of cooked veggies at all in the 1st place?

Yama, you're missing the whole point! Everyone knows that bacon is the single most delicious thing on the planet. Not raw piggy, not boiled piggy, not charred piggy, or even grilled piggy but artisan sliced, fried deliciousness. Now, too, everyone knows that zombies have no souls. Doing some her-de-der logics,* it naturally follows that zombies cannot smell the bacon because they have no souls.

And following how angry that they are over the player carrying meat along with their attraction to vegetables, it stands to reason that zombies are also vegetarians. Following the above-mentioned her-de-der logics, naturally, vegetarians have no souls. Thus, all zombies in the game cannot smell bacon, are attracted to vegetables and hate the player from 8,347 miles away when carrying meat is because they are soulless vegetarians.


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*Which, natrually, is falacious but work with me here!

[ChocolateTeapot]

Originally posted by The Bitterness:

Originally posted by YamaKami:

LOL Brilliant deduction XD



I think you missed the point this time. Sure it has an odor, but why are the zombies attracted to the scent of cooked veggies at all in the 1st place?

Yama, you're missing the whole point! Everyone knows that bacon is the single most delicious thing on the planet. Not raw piggy, not boiled piggy, not charred piggy, or even grilled piggy but artisan sliced, fried deliciousness. Now, too, everyone knows that zombies have no souls. Doing some her-de-der logics,* it naturally follows that zombies cannot smell the bacon because they have no souls.

And following how angry that they are over the player carrying meat along with their attraction to vegetables, it stands to reason that zombies are also vegetarians. Following the above-mentioned her-de-der logics, naturally, vegetarians have no souls. Thus, all zombies in the game cannot smell bacon, are attracted to vegetables and hate the player from 8,347 miles away when carrying meat is because they are soulless vegetarians.


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*Which, natrually, is falacious but work with me here!

+1 Love your thinking there Bitterness lol not sure my daughter would agree though, being a vegan. Which is a point, if vegetarians are soulless what does that make vegans?

[Hashshashin]

Originally posted by The Bitterness:

Originally posted by YamaKami:

LOL Brilliant deduction XD



I think you missed the point this time. Sure it has an odor, but why are the zombies attracted to the scent of cooked veggies at all in the 1st place?

Yama, you're missing the whole point! Everyone knows that bacon is the single most delicious thing on the planet. Not raw piggy, not boiled piggy, not charred piggy, or even grilled piggy but artisan sliced, fried deliciousness. Now, too, everyone knows that zombies have no souls. Doing some her-de-der logics,* it naturally follows that zombies cannot smell the bacon because they have no souls.

And following how angry that they are over the player carrying meat along with their attraction to vegetables, it stands to reason that zombies are also vegetarians. Following the above-mentioned her-de-der logics, naturally, vegetarians have no souls. Thus, all zombies in the game cannot smell bacon, are attracted to vegetables and hate the player from 8,347 miles away when carrying meat is because they are soulless vegetarians.


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*Which, natrually, is falacious but work with me here!

+1 Thanks for a good giggle

I've got a daughter who's a veggan, all power to her elbow so to speak but it's damned unatural if you ask me, wtf are incisors for ffs, they only eat vegetables because they can't hear them scream. They are cruel people, they take poor plants babies away, slice them up while still alive, boil them to death or just eat them while they are alive, at least us meat eaters kill it first, lol.

[LokitheWeaver]

Originally posted by The Bitterness:

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Thus, all zombies in the game cannot smell bacon, are attracted to vegetables and hate the player from 8,347 miles away when carrying meat is because they are soulless vegetarians.

No. NO. NO!

I have proven this in other threads, but will re-iterate.

Vegetarians eat vegetables.

What do Humanitarians eat?

Exactly.

All Zombies are Humanitarians.