New Achievements?

[x5x_momo_x5x]

I'd love to discuss ideas for new achievements!
Two I have out of the gate are "Hit the Road Jack" where you discard 5 Jacks and "House of Glass" where you play a Full House of glass cards :)
This game is hella fun and with the crazy Jokers I think the possibilities are pretty much endless
Ideas? Thoughts?

[x5x_momo_x5x]

"The Jokes on You" Make it past the first boss with no Jokers

[Konebred]

X so serious? Win with only Xmult jokers.

[eliasz]

"Ragequit" quit while on ante 8 boss ( gold stake only (?) )

[malogoss]

There's already a joker called "Hit the Road" that you unlock... by discarding 5 Jacks. Okay, it's not an achievement.

The toughest achievement in the game, It would need bots to detect what people write in the forums.

"Play the game for 50 hours without complaining about RNG in the forums"

[AlphaGodith]

i do think it would be cool if there were more achievements for things that you can unlock jokers/vouchers by doing. while hunting for both, i was a bit confused about the inconsistency there.

[Twelvefield]

"May The 4's Be With You" - You play a 4.

EDIT: My wife says that's too easy. You play a 4 in May, then. Happy now, hun?

[AlphaGodith]

Originally posted by Twelvefield:

"May The 4's Be With You" - You play a 4.

EDIT: My wife says that's too easy. You play a 4 in May, then. Happy now, hun?

what about a four of a kind that's all fours?

[RazzberryMocha]

I really like achievements that give direction towards something you may not figure out otherwise, so maybe one for playing a secret hand.
Another one that I think could be something like a neat reference to the famous gnome achievement would requiring winning a run while holding a planet you picked up from ante 1.

[Twelvefield]

Originally posted by AlphaGodith:

Originally posted by Twelvefield:

"May The 4's Be With You" - You play a 4.

EDIT: My wife says that's too easy. You play a 4 in May, then. Happy now, hun?

what about a four of a kind that's all fours?

"Live Long And Pros4"

[Dudebro171]

"Rock and Stone!" Have a deck entirely composed of stone cards

"ftmiutwomfidm" Excluding Abandoned deck, have every face card in your deck be a steel card

"I'm the Boss Now" Get two chicots at once and benefit from a boss blind

"Utterly Bananas" Fill every available joker slot with Gros Michel and/or Cavendish

"The Gods are Afraid" Score naneinf

"Deisel-Brained" Play and score an Ace of Spades Five Flush

"Wrong Game" Play a hand that totals to 21 exact (for example, a face card and an ace)

"Jimboxodia" In one run, hold Joker, Torn Joker, Cutout, Smeared Joker and Wee Joker simultaneously

"Work Harder, Not Smarter" Beat a boss blind while only playing debuffed cards

"Skill Issue" Lose a blind without scoring a single chip

"Ace up My Sleeve" Discard a single card and draw an Ace

"Don't Clone Monocultures Kids!" Have Cavendish go extinct

"Maladaptive Pattern" Lose to the Plant or Mark while holding Paredolia

[ulzgoroth]

Originally posted by Dudebro171:

"Skill Issue" Lose a blind without scoring a single chip

Is that even possible? How would you do it? Playing a debuffed high card will still score 5 points normally. Can you get negative mult from a joker??

[AnonTwo]

I think there should be an achievement for clearing ante 1-8 using only one poker hand. Maybe one for each type of poker hand.

Also there should be some zany achievements based around double tag abuse, like getting a hand size of 0, or a hand size of 30-40 (got this one on my last run)