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"Cloning? Well... At least it makes threesomes easier!" xD
My favorites are when you die:
Of course it's 100 times better when you hear the way she tells some of her lines
And for some odd reason I prefer GLaDOS and Patriarch insulting me more than default trader's fake commends
... c'mon, it's funny." - Mr. Foster
"This is what happens when Nerds run the world." - Mr. Foster
"I'm eleven out of ten disappointed." - Mr. Foster
"Is this dead ... or not even born yet?" - Rae Higgins (Biotics Labs)
"The mighty hammer - made even MIGHTIER!" - Tom Banner (refering to the pulverizer)
"Still alive? Bravo. I would shake your hand, but I shall just eviscerate you instead." - Dr. Hans Volter
"I don't think you fully understand the situation ... You're all going to die." - Patriarch
"Everything's so simple when you got a rocketlauncher for an arm." - Patriarch
"Running low on bullets? Here, take some of mine." - Patriarch (starting his chaingun)
"Superior genetics always triumph." - Patriarch
"Grrr!" - King Fleshpound
"If ammo runs out at least we have snowballs" Jägerhorn
Donovan:(Shooting zed with AA12) "Feel like truck"
-Mr. Foster
"You're special, just like me!" - DJ Scully
"This is what happens when you let nerds run the world." - Mr.Foster
"Wave 30, there must be something wrong here." - Trader Patriarch
"Wave 35, really?" - Trader Patriarch
"You're driving me ballistic!" - Patriarch
"I drain your soul..." - Hans
"Come out, come out, little pigs!" - Hans
"READY TO DIE!" - Hans
"Hey, have you look yourself in the mirror? No wait, don't do that actually." - DJ Scully
"Money fight!" - DJ Scully
"I love my P90!" - Mr.Foster
"Do you want your mama to kiss those booboos?" - Trader Patriarch
"Is that psycho butcher?" - DJ Scully
"Ready for a wee padgering?"
"Whoever lends to the poor, lends to the lord."
"Approach, and die a lasting death!"
"This relm is no place for you; I swear it!"
"I could do with some cash; anyone?"
"Come watch me charm that French trader bird."
(That one "Taunt Zeds" line where he says a thing in Swedish.)
"That face is right off an Iron Maden cover!"
Masterson
"Eat ♥♥♥♥ and die!"
"Money fight!"
"Ey; anyone got any money?"
"Can you ehhhh spare some cash?"
"Have you seen yourself in the mirror? Uh actually, better not: trust me."
Strasser
"Who has some doichedosh?"
"Anybody got some of those new euros?"
"Bet you hate mirrors eh?"
"You've got a face like a smashed crab mate."
"That was quite a ride..." (When she dies.)
9 months man... 9 bloody months
-badass santa with dual AF2011's