The worst heists ever

[xJSerpent]

I wanna hear form you guys the worst heists you've ever played and why. Heists that are either really challenging, tedious, annoying, and/or make absolute zero sense.

[Ad Vice]

The IKEA job

[Sir Tontonolous]

Originally posted by Somebody's watching me:

The IKEA job

Yeah, that one was stupid. Having to escort Almir out in the loud version of the heist was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tedious. And when you finally get the toast after searching through countless pieces of furniture, it's literally worth $1. One bleeding dollar.

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For my car shop, is the worst.

[Hoxo]

Challenging: The Bomb: Forest, Goat Simulator, Lab Rats, Reservoir Dogs, The White House, (All. Of. The. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Transport. Heists), Henry's Rock, The Biker Heist, Aftershock, Meltdown, Safehouse Nightmare. (Note that by challenging for The White House and Transport: Train, I mean in loud however Transport: Train is also annoying as hell on stealth.)


Tedious: Shadow Raid, The Alesso Heist, Breakin' Feds, The Bomb: Dockyard, Scarface Mansion, The Big Bank, Framing Frame, Election Day. (In terms of stealth these are tedious as hell)

Id consider annoying ones to be both challenging and tedious.

[Seal]

Originally posted by Sir Tontonolous Macouten™:

And when you finally get the toast after searching through countless pieces of furniture, it's literally worth $1. One bleeding dollar.

You can buy many things with that dollar.

Originally posted by xJSerpent:

I wanna the worst heists you've ever played.

Prison Nightmare: Getting insulted because some dwankie stopped the drill every 10 seconds is not fun.
Hell's Island: FPS killer. Damn near impossible on DSOD.
Transport Park: See: Goat Simulator.
Forest: See: Goat Simulator.
Goat Simulator: Also known as...

Almir: Here's a brand new loud-only heist, have fun.
The community: Nice, does it have cover?
Also Almir: .....





..............laughs in du gamla, du fria

[pzhda'tan]

vlad likes goats. very many goats. But nobody else does.
also this woman who has a bomb fetish. ugh.
reservoir dogs bcz the police never assaulted the warehouse until it was only Mr. white left.
at last, imagine having your own safe house raided and getting paid. yeet.

[>//The_FALCON]

anyone else confused that the slaughterhouse job is not found under any butcher contract?

[Seal]

Originally posted by >//The_FALCONTnY:

anyone else confused that the slaughterhouse job is not found under any butcher contract?

It's a classic heist from Payday: The Heist. The Butcher was not in PD:TH. Why should it be contracted by The Butcher, other than the fact that it is a, well, slaughterhouse?

[NoctisTheH]

Worst Heist ever: Hexton Breakout with Yankes

[Wandering Flare]

For loud, Goat Simulator. 108 cops with nigh-perfect aim, giant open space with almost zero cover, you get it.

For stealth, Breakin' Feds. A guard leaves, another comes to replace him, that one leaves and another comes to replace him and the merry-go-round continues until you're done with it and just jump-crouch your way past them and get spotted by the third one coming from around the corner.

[pzhda'tan]

Originally posted by Jason X:

For me is the ukrainian job:get in,get the tiara,escape.After playing the epic heists from payday the heist this was a big dissapoinment,also The alesso heist,just because the music is terrible.

actually ukrainian and jewelry store are quick get in and out heists with low xp/cash reward.

[mrchainsaw1981]

worst loud heists for me are meltdown and the bomb: forest and for stealth, its all stealth only heists since you cant make one mistake or you're busted period, also any heist that has power boxes and drills are annoying when cops swarm them to disable them

[Present]

In stealth
The Alesso Heist
The Diamond
The Bomb: Dockyard
In loud
Goat Sim
Transport heists
Every SINGLE event heist(Example: PRISON NIGHTMARE which is really a TOTAL NIGHTMARE)
And.. .Heat Street.

[Wandering Flare]

Originally posted by Present:

In stealth
The Alesso Heist
The Diamond
The Bomb: Dockyard
In loud
Goat Sim
Transport heists
Every SINGLE event heist(Example: PRISON NIGHTMARE which is really a TOTAL NIGHTMARE)
And.. .Heat Street.

Why The Diamond though? It's one of the better stealth heists along with Yacht.

[Arthur von Tule]

Originally posted by Generic username:

Originally posted by >//The_FALCONTnY:

anyone else confused that the slaughterhouse job is not found under any butcher contract?

It's a classic heist from Payday: The Heist. The Butcher was not in PD:TH. Why should it be contracted by The Butcher, other than the fact that it is a, well, slaughterhouse?

Butcher was hiding weapons in slaughterhouse in PAYDAY web series, maybe he refers to that.