pzhda'tan
Things are never quite the way they seem
 
 
Slimy CAS whiner. Ground forces was a mistake. fuck snails.

Rest in Peace dad
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>Date girl for 3 years
>Over the course of our relationship do various things to annoy her
>One day start clapping insanely loud
>It echoes through the house and scares the living crap out of her
>She gets upset but cools off and thinks it's moderately funny later
>A few days go by
>Clap again, louder this time
>My hands are red from clapping so hard
>She's yelling at me to stop
>I just stare blankly into her eyes
>Stop after 30 seconds of ear piercing clapping
>Continue this for almost a year
>Any time we get into an argument it comes back to the clapping issue
>Something I did to tease her has become something I do when I'm angry and want to set her off
>Any time I lift my hands into the air she gives me a death stare
>She's tormented by my claps
>One day get in huge argument
>comes back to clapping
>"I CAN'T STAND YOUR STUPID CLAPPING! I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR IT"
>I realize how absurd of a thing this is to yell about
>I start laughing
>She gets even angrier
>This causes me to laugh even harder
>I lift my hands up after she's been screaming into my ears to stop laughing for 3 minutes
>"DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT"
>I can't breathe
>Her eyes are filled with blind hate
>I bring my hands together for an outrageous applause
>She storms of the house and texts me later that we're done
>mfw my relationship ended bcz of clapping




I'm a terrible writer so I'll fill the rest of this box with some rich quotes.

"The only thing in this world that gives orders is the balls"

"are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde

"Fuck, nigga, what the fuck did you do to his towel?
I was dryin' my hands.
You're supposed to wash 'em first!
You watched me wash 'em.
I watched you get 'em wet.
I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!" Vincent & Jules

"We should be fuckin' dead, my friend! What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!" - Jules Winnfield

"Because you are a character doesn't mean you have character"

"Stop playing with your little dicks, cop friends"


[12:54 AM]
pzhda'tan:
at least a dog would remember your deeds and not your sins

[12:54 AM]
SHARKE BYTE:
And always be happy when you get home
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I can't tell whether to watch the anime first or play the VN. The game contains some extra which was never mentioned in the anime such as the 11 time travel theories. Also events take place a tad differently. But if you'd like to mess around the world and get to the steins gate yourself this is definitely worth buying.

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buongiorno 8 hours ago 
Now all of China knows you posted cringe
buongiorno Sep 11 @ 2:13pm 
The WTC just collapsed omg oh god oh fuc
ANTIHERO202 Sep 11 @ 10:12am 
rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
SHARKE BYTE Sep 10 @ 6:19pm 
*claps*

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pzhda'tan Sep 8 @ 8:49am 
*invades US*
pzhda'tan Sep 8 @ 8:48am 
Make the middle east great again