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There is time and place for "Kick H3H3", but not now.
Overkill should do a voting on "Who will die and not make an appearence on PAYDAY 3", some fans will be triggered but my popcorn is always ready
I mean, firstly, I understand that over the years the payday crew's level of anonymity has lowered, which only makes sense. For example, the FBI know that Rust's real name is Tom Bishop. However, I still have serious issues accepting that Bain would recruit two people who are essentially celebrities, and more than that celebrities who regularly upload things online. It just seems like asking for trouble.
Second, how the hell did they qualify? Okay, Hila worked in the military for two years (not all that special, but it's acceptable), but Ethan's just a guy. The excuse the game gives is that they need the money, therefore they fight fiercely for it, but... Really? Could ANY poor person qualify for the Payday crew? There's a hell of a lot of people who are in more desperate need of money than H3H3 productions.
Third, why does Bain need, or even want a PR guy? How does Ethan/Hila being public supporters of the Payday gang help Bain at all? Wouldn't this screw H3H3 over more, seeing as they now publically support an organisation that regularly engages in mass murder of police, destruction of public/private property, nuclear weapons smuggling, animal abuse, drug dealing, torture, assassination and cruelty/murder of random, innocent people? And even if Bain wants PR people, why do they need to be heisters? Wouldn't it make more sense if they got paid for their PR abilities and let the actual professionals do their jobs?
Fourth, I'm pretty sure their money needs would be satisfied pretty damn quick while working for the payday gang. Even one job would generally set someone up for life, and with that their combat abilities would likely also vanish. (as it's apparently directly linked to their lack of money)
Some heisters could die but the slightly more fleshed ones should not
Also this makes me wonder what they'll do with wolf in payday 3
Will they kill him off or hire a new voice actor?
Dragan might betray us
"Jacket"'s fate would most likely be left unknown
Etc
I don't see the point in discussing the fiction surrounding H3H3 because the fiction isn't the problem. The premise is. Rather than create original characters with both the skills, motivation and connections to be part of the Payday Gang, Overkill just slapped Ethan and Hila in the safehouse without even an attempt at tying them into the story. The most they did was a half-hearted "Hila was in the military' and "Ethan's broke."
Storytelling has never been Payday 2's strength, I get that. We all get that. Even so, it's never been quite THAT low-effort, or this transparently handed off to someone who seems to have lacked the time and motivation to try very hard. There's a distinct "style" of writing (for lack of a better word) I've noticed ever since the Heat Street heist. It's a style indicative of someone who just now started out writing out of obligation. Even if this person had good ideas for an interesting plotline, they clearly lack the time, opportunity and experience to actually put it together.
Look at Heat Street, for example. The writing for that has absolutely no subtlety of any kind. "Hi, I'm Locke and I'm acting shady. I'm involved in a story arc that's been developing for some time and I'm going to give you random bits of information to get you started. See you for my sudden but inevitable betrayal!" Or look at some of the latest FBI files, specifically the one about the Alaskan deal. The beat cop who pulled Locke over HAD to mention that he has a weird "Australian" accent, wore a camo jacket and a berret, all of it as a reference to us the audience, no matter how awkward that sounds in a report.
Ethan and Hila are a symptom of a larger problem - one that's evident in all parts of the game. It seems that ever since Overkill announced Payday 2's sunset in 2018, the team got cut down significantly and has been working with a skeleton crew since. The content we've gotten in the meantime reflects this. Ever since that point, the writing quality took a major dip into this new style of essentially writing storyboards and passing them off as the finished product. I'm usually pretty quick to spot this phenomenon, but I guess it took the H3H3 pack to finally see the pattern.
In retrospect, I don't think there was a scenario where Ethan and Hila would fit in with the Payday Gang given how the writing for the game had been handled for months before. There's still a chance to salvage it by putting a concerted writing effort into the FBI Files' Internal Memos. I don't see that happening, however, and it's not going to fix the memes and the vaping and the exceptionally low production qualities of the two of them. I'm not even an H3H3 fan - didn't know they existed before Overkill started talking about them - and I'm still sorely disappointed in how they were handled.
Frankly, the majority of the "original" cast are dull as dishwater. Houston is a blank piece of printer paper, Wolf's story is at least as stupid as Ethan and Hila's with some of the worst voice acting I've run across and Dallas looks and sounds like a generic movie character. The only ones I found even remotely interesting are Chains and Hoxton, largely on the strength of their writing and the quality of their voice actors. It's obvious the majority of the team wouldn't make it into a sequel, but I'd personally keep the likes of Clover, Bonnie, Duke, Sydney, etc. Pretty much the ones which aren't based on existing intellectual property, really.