XCOM soliders copypasta (navy seals/Gorila warfare variant)

[mini trebol]

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the XCOM Headquarters, and I’ve been involved in numerous councils missions around the world, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in alien warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire XCOM forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with the precision of my plasma sniper rifle from across the entire map, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me on my HQ? Think again, sectoid. As we speak I am running intel scans across the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map and your UFO is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, outsider. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, thin man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my pistol. Not only am I extensively trained gunslinger, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the XCOM forces, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable alien-ass off the face of the world, you little cryssalid. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” invasion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your human abductions. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gray-head. I will ♥♥♥♥ plasma all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, sectoiddo.

[Jimmy McGill]

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at XCOM, and I’ve been involved in numerous councils missions in the nigerian interior and near the german border, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in alien warfare and I’m the top sniper of XCOM. You are nothing to me but just another X-Ray. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with the precision of my plasma sniper rifle from across the entire map, mark my ♥♥♥♥ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me on the internet? Think again, sectoid. As we speak I am throwing battle scanners across the ♥♥♥♥ing map and your UFO is under my satelite coverage right now so you better prepare for the storm, outsider. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥ing dead, thin man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just at close range! Not only am I extensively trained gunslinger, but I have access to the entire arsenal of XCOM, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable alien-♥♥♥ off the face of the world, you little cryssalid. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” invasion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your human abductions. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ayy. I will ♥♥♥♥ plasma all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥ing dead, lmao.