Remove Futterman

[Dundo]

Worst trial, worst level design, all in all it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Best to just remove it.

[Mickterminator30]

You mean Pervert The Futterman? Just because you find dissatisfaction does not mean players agree the same, so I guess RB should remove the Map because "Clodhoppper" does not like the level design. Listen, some Call of Duty maps sucked back in the day (MW2, Black Ops and World at War) but none of us kids complained. It was content that we choose to play or not. Either don't play the map at all or reattempt on lower difficulties and gradually get better.

[Dundo]

Originally posted by Mickterminator30:

You mean Pervert The Futterman? Just because you find dissatisfaction does not mean players agree the same, so I guess RB should remove the Map because "Clodhoppper" does not like the level design. Listen, some Call of Duty maps sucked back in the day (MW2, Black Ops and World at War) but none of us kids complained. It was content that we choose to play or not. Either don't play the map at all or reattempt on lower difficulties and gradually get better.

No one likes Pervert The Futterman, you're just being a contrarian. The entire trial is a massive waste of time with piss poor level design in comparison to any other trial really. It's "wait it out" the trial.

People complained aboud CoD maps all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. You'd get in a Bloc lobby in MW and you'd have everyone's mics firing up cussing at the poor sod who designed the map.

[Mickterminator30]

"People complained all the time" Kind of like how you are complaining, who gives a ♥♥♥♥. As for being a contrarian I never stated I enjoyed playing Pervert The Futterman. Either play the map once or do not play it at all. During Cod days players often backed out of lobbies because of the map choices, it was what it is.

"Wait it out Trial" is comparable to Cod maps with too many camping spots. Obviously this will force players to change their gameplay to stealth approach or due to frustration, leave the game entirely. In other words, you cannot always run and gun throughout the maps by comparison. Some require patience.

[Dundo]

Originally posted by Mickterminator30:

"People complained all the time" Kind of like how you are complaining, who gives a ♥♥♥♥.

Well you should probably start practicing what you preach and perhaps not add more of your useless noise to the thread?

Originally posted by Mickterminator30:

Either play the map once or do not play it at all. During Cod days players often backed out of lobbies because of the map choices, it was what it is.

lol, doesn't make the current map any less trash. It's literally the worst the game has to offer and then some.

Originally posted by Mickterminator30:

"Wait it out Trial" is comparable to Cod maps with too many camping spots. Obviously this will force players to change their gameplay to stealth approach or due to frustration, leave the game entirely. In other words, you cannot always run and gun throughout the maps by comparison. Some require patience.

lol, you're trying to make this argument something it's not, the map simply has a trash samey layout, the mission objectivive is slow, tedious and most importantly the mechanic is boring and time gates you. Stealth has 0 bearing on whether or not this trial is trash.

Your argument currently is, if someone offers me ♥♥♥♥ I'm just not gonna eat it, but I won't tell them to stop offering me ♥♥♥♥.

[Ice]

Hey, Clodhopper, Maybe try being more polite? I like the map, many others like the map, So your opinion is meaningless here.

[Mickterminator30]

Originally posted by Clodhopper:

Originally posted by Mickterminator30:

"People complained all the time" Kind of like how you are complaining, who gives a ♥♥♥♥.

Well you should probably start practicing what you preach and perhaps not add more of your useless noise to the thread?

Originally posted by Mickterminator30:

Either play the map once or do not play it at all. During Cod days players often backed out of lobbies because of the map choices, it was what it is.

lol, doesn't make the current map any less trash. It's literally the worst the game has to offer and then some.

Originally posted by Mickterminator30:

"Wait it out Trial" is comparable to Cod maps with too many camping spots. Obviously this will force players to change their gameplay to stealth approach or due to frustration, leave the game entirely. In other words, you cannot always run and gun throughout the maps by comparison. Some require patience.

lol, you're trying to make this argument something it's not, the map simply has a trash samey layout, the mission objective is slow, tedious and most importantly the mechanic is boring and time gates you. Stealth has 0 bearing on whether or not this trial is trash.

Your argument currently is, if someone offers me ♥♥♥♥ I'm just not gonna eat it, but I won't tell them to stop offering me ♥♥♥♥.

Ah screw this. You wanna know what the issue is, you suck at the game. Period. I and other players have A+ Pervert The Futterman on Psychosurgery without an issue. The "map is trash" is according to you and how you perform. If others have done well then you have no excuse, alright dude. You simply are bad at the game, it is what it is....cope and play something else. The Devs are not going to remove a map over ONE PLAYER's incompetence.

"If someone offers me ♥♥♥♥ I'm just not gonna eat it, but I won't tell them to stop offering me ♥♥♥♥." Is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid, what power do I or individual players have over RB studio’s decision to make these maps. It is what is...sometimes in life you get what you get. If what RB is offering is ♥♥♥♥ then why the hell, according to your logic, are you playing with the ♥♥♥♥?

The map is slow and tedious? Well then be meticulous you fool, if a player is camping in Call of Duty you cannot just run out in the open and expect to not get shot. Play the game differently or screw off.

And you only have 30 something hours in the game...

[Guanie]

I think crush the sex toys is the worst trial personally.

[Mickterminator30]

Originally posted by Guanjyn:

I think crush the sex toys is the worst trial personally.

I agree, I think that is the worst one. But as a player the most I can do is never play the map ever. I hate crush the sex toys so much.

[M{i}A{i}L]

I like "Pervert The Futterman", because it is unique. Sure, it can be annoying, but it is unique and that's what this game needs, variety.

Also this is one of the few trials that you can't just rush, so that's great.

[Dundo]

Originally posted by Mickterminator30:

Ah screw this. You wanna know what the issue is, you suck at the game. Period. I and other players have A+ Pervert The Futterman on Psychosurgery without an issue. The "map is trash" is according to you and how you perform. If others have done well then you have no excuse, alright dude. You simply are bad at the game, it is what it is....cope and play something else. The Devs are not going to remove a map over ONE PLAYER's incompetence.

Man I'm running A+ on all maps, what are you on about lmao, Pervert The Futterman is simply tedious to play. I'm certainly not gonna do it on Psychosurgery so I can spend an hour sitting in storage waiting on Gooseberry to move about only so that right after I can wait another solid couple minutes waiting on the materials to arrive on the other end, you feel free to do that though. EDIT: Actually, I do have an A+ on Psychosurgery but probably haven't noticed it. I don't recall I went out of my way to play it on that difficulty. Might've been a pub game.

Pervert The Futterman isn't even the hardest map, it's just tedious and a complete time waste. You're getting mad mad over something you supposedly don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about. Maybe untwist your panties?

Originally posted by Mickterminator30:

The map is slow and tedious? Well then be meticulous you fool, if a player is camping in Call of Duty you cannot just run out in the open and expect to not get shot. Play the game differently or screw off.

lol? Why are you comparing this to COD to begin with? Are those the only two games you've played so that's the only point of reference you have?

Originally posted by Mickterminator30:

And you only have 30 something hours in the game...

And? It's not like the game suddenty changes after you reach some rudimentary time stamp lol, what a bunch of inecessant crying. Seriously touch grass, what a sad display of emotional instability.

[Dundo]

Originally posted by M{i}A{i}L:

I like "Pervert The Futterman", because it is unique. Sure, it can be annoying, but it is unique and that's what this game needs, variety.

Also this is one of the few trials that you can't just rush, so that's great.

The only unique mechanic is it's problem, no other trial will tell you put this down and wait it out for no reason at all. It's sort of fine in the opening part where the track is like a few meters long, gets stupid long in the main part. Since you have Gooseberry running around it's really annoying if you miss grabbing the crate, missing something? Fine, but then waiting for a good bit until you can attempt it again? It'd be nice if the track had some manual lever to speed it up at the very least.
Otherwise?
Total time waster.

[JeanneOskoure]

Yeah, I agree that the conveyor belt in the main section is way too annoying. It doesn't help that the belt for the C box is a dead end in a terrible spot, which means you'll either have to greed for the box and risk dying to Gooseberry, or wait a billion year or so with how slowly it moves.

The rest of the map is perfectly fine, but moving all the boxes is tedious and I'm not against a rework (instead of removing it all in an angry fit)

[Dundo]

Originally posted by JeanneOskoure:

Yeah, I agree that the conveyor belt in the main section is way too annoying. It doesn't help that the belt for the C box is a dead end in a terrible spot, which means you'll either have to greed for the box and risk dying to Gooseberry, or wait a billion year or so with how slowly it moves.

The rest of the map is perfectly fine, but moving all the boxes is tedious and I'm not against a rework (instead of removing it all in an angry fit)

This is also one of the problems I personally have with the map, dead ends. It certainly feels like a map where running anything other than Stun is shooting yourself in the leg, esp when RNG spawns no bricks/bottles around.

The side parts eg. pipes and keys are fine, the main part is just so silly in comparison to other "hub" areas in other trials.

[Jonny Rico]

Originally posted by Clodhopper:

Worst trial, worst level design, all in all it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Best to just remove it.

Futterman is one of my favorite maps, why don't you try fixing your skill issue?

[Dundo]

Originally posted by Ice:

Hey, Clodhopper, Maybe try being more polite? I like the map, many others like the map, So your opinion is meaningless here.

What gives your opinion more sway over mine? I could literally write the same comment back to you dude, the irony is completely lost on you.