Fun fact about Melina

[Drunkenstein]

Her name has a really awkward meaning in the Polish language.
"Melina" in Polish means "Joint" but not as in a limb but as in a bar. To be more specific "Melina" is what you call a bar where lushes go get drunk on cheap alcohol.
Another thing is that her name would have a much nicer and more fitting meaning if just 1 letter was changed, specifically the "e" was replaced with another "a". So her name would be "Malina". And "Malina" in Polish means "Raspberry", which would be quite fitting for her due to her hair color.

[Budakiel]

Fun Fact about torrent
he has goat eyes

[Sirius]

For the record, I would trust a woman named "Dirty Dive Bar" over one named "Raspberry" any day of the week.

"Dive Bar" probably keeps it real and you know where you stand with her.

Someone named "Raspberry" is likely into crystal healing and Gaia and whatever the most recent scam on Gwyneth Paltrow's website is, probably some new cooch laser based on pretty rock energy because why the ♥♥♥♥ not, or whatever these people think of next, and I use 'think' here very generously.

For anyone wanting to know more (why would you, what is wrong with you), I speak from experience, sort of.
Knew a girl who actually believed in fairies and once pretended to be a strawberry for several hours while on acid (I guess - not sure, but drugs where involved, and likely in a mix), and that was so hilarious and cute that she got the nickname while I questioned my involvement with these people.
(Hint: I'm not involved anymore, that question was thoroughly answered)

So you can understand why I have dim views on women with fruit based names or even just nicknames, that's never a good sign.

And to be fair, "Dive Bar" is probably a much darker nickname than I gave it credit for, and it wouldn't be as fun as I tried to make it sound, but still:
I'll drink a beer or two with Dive Bar and listen to her story, but Raspberry can ♥♥♥♥ right off.

Unrelated bottom line:
Your username checks out and you should probably stay away from Melinas, at least for a while. Both women and the location, I mean.
And the same goes for me, apparently.

[Drunkenstein]

Originally posted by |x|SiriuS|x|:

For the record, I would trust a woman named "Dirty Dive Bar" over one named "Raspberry" any day of the week.

"Dive Bar" probably keeps it real and you know where you stand with her.

Someone named "Raspberry" is likely into crystal healing and Gaia and whatever the most recent scam on Gwyneth Paltrow's website is, probably some new cooch laser based on pretty rock energy because why the ♥♥♥♥ not, or whatever these people think of next, and I use 'think' here very generously.

For anyone wanting to know more (why would you, what is wrong with you), I speak from experience, sort of.
Knew a girl who actually believed in fairies and once pretended to be a strawberry for several hours while on acid (I guess - not sure, but drugs where involved, and likely in a mix), and that was so hilarious and cute that she got the nickname while I questioned my involvement with these people.
(Hint: I'm not involved anymore, that question was thoroughly answered)

So you can understand why I have dim views on women with fruit based names or even just nicknames, that's never a good sign.

And to be fair, "Dive Bar" is probably a much darker nickname than I gave it credit for, and it wouldn't be as fun as I tried to make it sound, but still:
I'll drink a beer or two with Dive Bar and listen to her story, but Raspberry can ♥♥♥♥ right off.

Unrelated bottom line:
Your username checks out and you should probably stay away from Melinas, at least for a while. Both women and the location, I mean.
And the same goes for me, apparently.

um you realise that you just exposed yourself as a waifu simp right?

[Norm Macdonald's Ghost]

Originally posted by Drunkenstein:

Originally posted by |x|SiriuS|x|:

For the record, I would trust a woman named "Dirty Dive Bar" over one named "Raspberry" any day of the week.

"Dive Bar" probably keeps it real and you know where you stand with her.

Someone named "Raspberry" is likely into crystal healing and Gaia and whatever the most recent scam on Gwyneth Paltrow's website is, probably some new cooch laser based on pretty rock energy because why the ♥♥♥♥ not, or whatever these people think of next, and I use 'think' here very generously.

For anyone wanting to know more (why would you, what is wrong with you), I speak from experience, sort of.
Knew a girl who actually believed in fairies and once pretended to be a strawberry for several hours while on acid (I guess - not sure, but drugs where involved, and likely in a mix), and that was so hilarious and cute that she got the nickname while I questioned my involvement with these people.
(Hint: I'm not involved anymore, that question was thoroughly answered)

So you can understand why I have dim views on women with fruit based names or even just nicknames, that's never a good sign.

And to be fair, "Dive Bar" is probably a much darker nickname than I gave it credit for, and it wouldn't be as fun as I tried to make it sound, but still:
I'll drink a beer or two with Dive Bar and listen to her story, but Raspberry can ♥♥♥♥ right off.

Unrelated bottom line:
Your username checks out and you should probably stay away from Melinas, at least for a while. Both women and the location, I mean.
And the same goes for me, apparently.

um you realise that you just exposed yourself as a waifu simp right?

No, "Ranni" means "waifu simp" in Polish.

[Drunkenstein]

Originally posted by Norm Macdonald's Ghost:

Originally posted by Drunkenstein:

um you realise that you just exposed yourself as a waifu simp right?

No, "Ranni" means "waifu simp" in Polish.

hahahaha actually "Ranni" does also have a meaning in Polish. It means "wounded", however, specifically it's a plural form of "wounded" like referring to wounded soldiers.

[Sabaithal]

Half the time I see her name spelled out I read it as "Melona" which is...a completely different character.

[Cheeseburgers & Beer]

One time Melina wanted to touch my Runes and I said “ew no” so she didn’t

[vamirez]

So that means Melina means Kaschemme in German? :)

[An Irate Walrus]

Always trust a dive bar. It doesn't try to hide what it is or who it hangs out with.

That kind of honesty is increasingly rare in an age of "totally not curated, and entirely authentic" clout-chasing bull-mess.

[BIGDOJO]

"2 poles walk into a melina.."

[Bullwark]

Originally posted by Budakiel:

Fun Fact about torrent
he has goat eyes

So he has "greatest-of-all-times-eyes". That's cool.

[Endymion Gainer]

I feel like if Coca-Cola can screw up and end up with "Bite the Wax Tadpole" in China, we can accept that FromSoft probably didn't vet a clearly non-Polish-inspired name in Polish to make sure it didn't mean anything. XD

[Drunkenstein]

Originally posted by Endymion Gainer:

I feel like if Coca-Cola can screw up and end up with "Bite the Wax Tadpole" in China, we can accept that FromSoft probably didn't vet a clearly non-Polish-inspired name in Polish to make sure it didn't mean anything. XD

Hey I know that, this is all just for fun

[Mr_Blank]

Melina could mean castration in another language for all I care, she’s always gonna be better than Ranni