Funniest messages you've come across?

[Damien]

So far I've seen a dude gesture to the knees and "hole here" with a rotting corpse on the wall, made me have a hearty laugh

[Draknalor]

There is a fire breathing lizard boss far up in the mountain somewhere.

To get to this boss you have to go through a long mountain side path, lots of harpies and other fun stuff.

At one spot there's a mini boss on like a big ledge and at the very end of this ledge there is a bush.. i went into this bush and saw the message prompt.

It just said "Did not expect message"

Dono if it's the funniest but out of all the messages i've seen, this one i remember the most

[NisseDood]

Peak messages was Ds2 skeleton encourage messages.
Like dont give up skeleton, and listen carefully skeleton.

[Artek [General]]

Първоначално публикувано от NisseDood:

Peak messages was Ds2 skeleton encourage messages.
Like dont give up skeleton, and listen carefully skeleton.

Oh yeah, love those. Better than the holes - those got old quick.

The only unique one i can think of is one at Roundtable Hold doing "wait" gesture in front of 2 banished armor sets, so it looks like he's grabbing them by the junk, and the message says "Two-handing required ahead".
Obscene, but still fairly unique. Messages that directly and contextually interact with environment via gestures are always top tier ones.

[echo_ML]

Първоначално публикувано от NisseDood:

Peak messages was Ds2 skeleton encourage messages.
Like dont give up skeleton, and listen carefully skeleton.

Saw one of those in the Ds3 ringed city, warmed my heart to see people were still doing them after Ds2.

For Elden Ring, my favorite I can remember is the first "Mist, or Beast" message I saw. Mainly because it was in front of Midra's Mansion. After that it got stale because they all lacked the same context.

[Senki]

try finger but hole

I swear it gets funnier the 8795th time

[lost horizon]

youre walking on hell on earth theres dangerous beasts everywhere, and then you read "dog"

[Old Captain Yon]

There was that one "I want to go home, O I want to go home" message somewhere on a small island where nothing is in the Lake of Rot, and a curled up emote. It was strangely funny and relatable

[Phirestar]

“why is it always bloodstain?,
seek skill”
[Point Down]

This one was at the Minor Erdtree in the Consecrated Snowfields. And yes, there were a surprising amount of people that apparently died to the Erdtree Avatar there. (I used black flame incantations and just annihilated its health bar.)

[youmeathead]

I once put down 'try explosion' in between two dancing celebrants at Dominula windmill village. Ha!

[Sabaithal]

The funniest message ever, of all time, winner of the universal comedy aware, is this. You ready? Here goes.

"Fort, night"

*Loud obnoxious nasal laughing followed by pig snort*

[Khalunka]

Първоначално публикувано от Phirestar:

“why is it always bloodstain?,
seek skill”
[Point Down]

Same here! hahaha, this one was awesome. But It was a different location. It was a boss fight but shouldnt even be considered a boss. It was that big pink poison plant behind a boss wall, after some poisoned water. It had a lot of bloodstains and the fight took 3 seconds. Then I read that message and It was just pure gold.

[Mr. World]

One guy saying: “I wish I had giant but, hole” or something in front of one of Cleopatra’s Needle type obelisks, doing the circle arm gesture.

[Dre G Writer]

We're inside a cave type dungeon in multiplayer. theres a large tree branch going through the chamber you can walk over with a pit below, and at the bottom of this pit is a iron maiden.

we were fighting an invader in this chamber. I fell off the tree branch and fell in the pit with the iron maiden. Im running towards the ladder to get up it before the iron maiden comes.

at the bottom of the ladder is a message.

in my rush to get on the ladder, I activated the message, and NOT the ladder

you know what this message said!?

RUNNING, TARNISH???

So since you stand completely still, and cant take any actions until you make the UI go away when those messages pop up, the iron maiden runns me over with its knife wheels, and then, grab attack me, killing me.

I just stood there in complete shock, then, I just started laughing, like, i can't believe the GALL someone had to make such an elaborate trap like that. I couldnt even be mad. I had to give dude props.

[Toasty]

God but dog (Italians know)

[Preacher]

fatty ahead