ELDEN RING

ELDEN RING

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Aaron Aug 13, 2024 @ 11:40am
You have Just become Elden Lord or frenzy lord what is the first order of business?
Since from soft is lame and doesn't make a 2nd game, your first order of business as Elden Lord


First order of business for me is to make sure Kenneith height gets safely back to his fort. Then establish an ash cleaning service to clean up the capital.

As a frenzy lord you have two options

Get slaughtered by melly or burn yourself out until a new world comes. - what new world would you want?
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Aaron Aug 13, 2024 @ 11:43am 
Ranni's ending is good, but it's all about you being lord. She's just using you imo
Cyber Von Cyberus Aug 13, 2024 @ 11:48am 
we're going to need to found an entire cleaner's academy to get rid of all of the ash, bodies and dung strewn everywhere in the capital and lands between
An Irate Walrus (Banned) Aug 13, 2024 @ 11:58am 
Originally posted by Aaron:
Ranni's ending is good, but it's all about you being lord. She's just using you imo

I dunno that I agree with that. Of the endings, Ranni, Destined Death, and Three Fingers feel like the ones that actually break the status quo, and in Ranni's case, she actively severs the world from dependence on the Greater Will (which absolutely reads as a Lovecraftian outer god, from my perspective), leaving humanity to chart its own course.

Her dialog suggests she views your Tarnished as an equal who gives a damn about her, rather than a pawn or someone seeking to use her. You're a partner for the journey, rather than a cog in the machine.

That, however, is just my take. By no means is it authoritative.
dachte Aug 13, 2024 @ 12:10pm 
The Lord of Frenzied Flame probably wouldn't have a lot to do, because destroying everything is the goal there.

For the rest? You have some basics to consider:
* Organise people to start farming
* Repair. clear-of-monsters-and-wildlife and police roads so trade can happen
* Establish some kind of starter government that one can iterate on later
* Clear rubble and make habitable homes
* Establish courts, laws, and police
* Start to recover knowledge from the era of strife one just emerged from
* Start diplomacy with areas outside your territory that are probably trying to do the same
Fineous🔥 Aug 13, 2024 @ 12:23pm 
Well....I posted my "ideal" plans to become Elden Lord and improve the Lands Between for everyone elsewhere! So just going to re-use content.

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:
Originally posted by BenzoSt:
CHAOTIC EVIL FOR THE WIN!

Nah.....We lawful evil people make the world go around.

Pity in Elden Ring you dont get a clean chance to claim the Elden throne in a more "subtle" way without ruining everything. after all the Golden Order (even in shambles) is the creed of the Lands Between with their leaders Radagon/Marika and god inside the Erdtree and actually having little "real" power outside it.

Purging the Lands Between of Marika and Rennala offsprings (ALL of them) and becoming the de-facto ruler after ceasing the neverending turmoil by uniting all the armies under MY banner, seems the best way to guarantee stability and peace. Even without disrupting the Fire monks sacred duty of protecting the fire giant and the forge, after all they are the only group guarding the forge.....The only existing way to break the current status quo.

Oh and the rest of tarnished? Hunted down and reviled (even more....) so we stop any potential pretender before they even dream about reaching beneath their station.

I know this is not Baldurs Gate 3 or Wrath of the Righteous but a man can dream.....Can always burn everything and play with the ash! Making ASH CASTLES!

Hmmm also have to put an end to the misbegotten rebelion.....They need to go back to sla....To become unpaid interns again.
Last edited by Fineous🔥; Aug 13, 2024 @ 12:24pm
echo_ML Aug 13, 2024 @ 12:54pm 
Nuke Caelid a second time, make those who live in death the upper class, free the enslaved misbegotten, nuke Caelid a third time, repair Leyndell and any other damaged structures, nuke Caelid a fourth time, send expeditions to other continents, find a consort that isn't a corpse, nuke Caelid a fifth time, nuke Caelid a sixth time, and finally bring Morgott and Messmer back to life and make them my advisors.
Toast Aug 13, 2024 @ 12:57pm 
I’m establishing buy one get one free, ash of war Wednesdays. All of the lands between shall rejoice!:praisesun:
Aaron Aug 13, 2024 @ 1:00pm 
Originally posted by echo_ML:
Nuke Caelid a second time, make those who live in death the upper class, free the enslaved misbegotten, nuke Caelid a third time, repair Leyndell and any other damaged structures, nuke Caelid a fourth time, send expeditions to other continents, find a consort that isn't a corpse, nuke Caelid a fifth time, nuke Caelid a sixth time, and finally bring Morgott and Messmer back to life and make them my advisors.


Hahahahahaha you gotta Nuke Caelid one more time because the seventh times a charm 🤣 😂 of course after you consult with Morgy and Messy
Twisty Aug 13, 2024 @ 1:07pm 
First? Probably a pulled pork sandwich then a good nap.
nfinite.recursion Aug 13, 2024 @ 1:10pm 
People that constantly drive with their high beams on will be the first to go.
Lynfinity Aug 13, 2024 @ 1:14pm 
I was thinking about challenging Lord of Chaos to a duel to the death, absorbing his essence and using it to break free from the chains of Mandala System that governs the never-ending cycle of creation and destruction, and...

Wait, I guess Ranni technically achieves just that. Oh well, I'm gonna chill on a Moon for a bit, then.
Grantorino Aug 13, 2024 @ 1:37pm 
Me and Seluvis rule the world
Aaron Aug 13, 2024 @ 2:59pm 
Originally posted by Ihategamers:
You wouldn’t want to know, and I couldn’t say it anyway


Come on give a Pg13 version you are the Elden Lord what you say goes!!!!!
Aaron Aug 13, 2024 @ 2:59pm 
Originally posted by Grantorino:
Me and Seluvis rule the world


Hmmmm sus, but I can respect that, gotta collect all the Dolls
mpcgannon Aug 13, 2024 @ 3:18pm 
Originally posted by Aaron:
Since from soft is lame and doesn't make a 2nd game, your first order of business as Elden Lord


First order of business for me is to make sure Kenneith height gets safely back to his fort. Then establish an ash cleaning service to clean up the capital.

As a frenzy lord you have two options

Get slaughtered by melly or burn yourself out until a new world comes. - what new world would you want?
Frenzied Edge Lord here. My melting pot is more like a simmering stew than a humidifier. I would weave the chaos into the very threads of the Lands Between. It would be an ever changing, procedurally generated, landscape of never ending competition for the demigods' 5 minutes of fame.
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