Whats the funniest/best message you saw in the DLC?

[echo_ML]

I'll go first. I was walking through Midra's Manse when, before rounding a corner, I saw two different messages saying "be wary of left." They both had a bunch of appraisals, so I believed they were legit. I then proceeded to walk around, looking carefully to the left, only to get grabbed and stabbed from the right. It was too hilarious to even get mad. Definitely a better trick message than the generic "hidden path ahead."

[PrimeBrew]

I had one that said "Time for artillery" and stopping to read the message took just enough time for me to get hit by artillery

[TyresTyco]

All the dung and pathetic sort ahead messages I never trusted until I got the garbage items.

[0wnz0r]

all the messages that say to emote in front of statues

[Chibbix]

Originally posted by TyresTyco:

All the dung and pathetic sort ahead messages I never trusted until I got the garbage items.

Hey hey! That lobster one was mine!

Saw someone in the full second gen Alberniac set doing the despair emote on near the ledge with the message "I want to go home and then edge..."

Saw that message a few times and it didn't really get anything from me, but the fat Alberniac really sealed the deal. Got a genuine laugh out of it.

[Lynfinity]

I once parkoured all the way up a small hill, thinking there will be some nice loot.

There wasn't any loot. Instead, I was greeted with a single message saying "Well done?"