( Spoiler ) Rennala's sister

[𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃]

So apparently Renalla had a sister , Rellana .... and she supposedly calls herself the blade of messmer and had a thing for messmer

So while Marika / Radagon was banging Rennala , her / their SON was banging his aunt , damn it George

[Key]

I'm sorry, what? She serves X as a knight, therefore sex.

What, you think Godrick has 20 arms so that he can jerk off all of his knights at once?

[mpcgannon]

*throws up in mouth*

[𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃]

Originally posted by Key:

I'm sorry, what? She serves X as a knight, therefore sex.

What, you think Godrick has 20 arms so that he can jerk off all of his knights at once?

I saw those item descriptions that Vaati showed and maybe i am wrong here which i most likely will be as it's speculation on my end but it didn't seem like she just up and left her whole family out of simple admiration for messmer

And i definitely didn't need that godrick image in my head now

Remembrance of the twin moon knight : Once a Carian princess , Rellana disavowed her birthright and chose to stand at messmer's side instead , knowing full well that not even the brilliance of the moon could grant him succor. Before long she became known as the sword of messmer

Rellana's twinblade : Two swords as a single armament. When two handing , a straight sword with golden flame will be carried in the left hand. Here and here alone were moon and fire ever together

Those last lines imo convey a maybe somewhat romantic relationship between the two but like i said pure speculation on my end

[Malthar]

Originally posted by 𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃:

Originally posted by Key:

I'm sorry, what? She serves X as a knight, therefore sex.

What, you think Godrick has 20 arms so that he can jerk off all of his knights at once?

I saw those item descriptions that Vaati showed and maybe i am wrong here which i most likely will be as it's speculation on my end but it didn't seem like she just up and left her whole family out of simple admiration for messmer

And i definitely didn't need that godrick image in my head now

Remembrance of the twin moon knight : Once a Carian princess , Rellana disavowed her birthright and chose to stand at messmer's side instead , knowing full well that not even the brilliance of the moon could grant him succor. Before long she became known as the sword of messmer

Rellana's twinblade : Two swords as a single armament. When two handing , a straight with golden flame will be carried in the left hand. Here and here alone were moon and fire ever together

Those last lines imo convey a maybe somewhat romantic relationship between the two but like i said pure speculation on my end

Incest is not uncommon in medieval settings, would not be surprising

[Lord Bob]

Kindly, somehow mark that your thread contains spoilers. Release is still a couple of days away and some enjoy diving in as spoiler free as possible.

[𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃]

Originally posted by Lord Bob:

Kindly, somehow mark that your thread contains spoilers. Release is still a couple of days away and some enjoy diving in as spoiler free as possible.

Sorry , will do

[Lord Bob]

Originally posted by 𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃:

Originally posted by Lord Bob:

Kindly, somehow mark that your thread contains spoilers. Release is still a couple of days away and some enjoy diving in as spoiler free as possible.

Sorry , will do

No worries, and cheers!

edit: corrected emote

[Key]

Originally posted by 𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃:

Originally posted by Key:

I'm sorry, what? She serves X as a knight, therefore sex.

What, you think Godrick has 20 arms so that he can jerk off all of his knights at once?

I saw those item descriptions that Vaati showed and maybe i am wrong here which i most likely will be as it's speculation on my end but it didn't seem like she just up and left her whole family out of simple admiration for messmer

And i definitely didn't need that godrick image in my head now

Remembrance of the twin moon knight : Once a Carian princess , Rellana disavowed her birthright and chose to stand at messmer's side instead , knowing full well that not even the brilliance of the moon could grant him succor. Before long she became known as the sword of messmer

Rellana's twinblade : Two swords as a single armament. When two handing , a straight with golden flame will be carried in the left hand. Here and here alone were moon and fire ever together

Those last lines imo convey a maybe somewhat romantic relationship between the two but like i said pure speculation on my end

I would disagree, especially considering this is a japanese game, loyalty is seen as one of the highest virtues a knight can have.

It's the Samurai thing, and it's a recurring theme in Souls, Artorias, Gundyr, Veldstat, Malenia, whenever they want to depict a warrior as noble and unfaltering.

[𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃]

Originally posted by Key:

Originally posted by 𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃:

I saw those item descriptions that Vaati showed and maybe i am wrong here which i most likely will be as it's speculation on my end but it didn't seem like she just up and left her whole family out of simple admiration for messmer

And i definitely didn't need that godrick image in my head now

Remembrance of the twin moon knight : Once a Carian princess , Rellana disavowed her birthright and chose to stand at messmer's side instead , knowing full well that not even the brilliance of the moon could grant him succor. Before long she became known as the sword of messmer

Rellana's twinblade : Two swords as a single armament. When two handing , a straight with golden flame will be carried in the left hand. Here and here alone were moon and fire ever together

Those last lines imo convey a maybe somewhat romantic relationship between the two but like i said pure speculation on my end

I would disagree, especially considering this is a japanese game, loyalty is seen as one of the highest virtues a knight can have.

It's the Samurai thing, and it's a recurring theme in Souls, Artorias, Gundyr, Veldstat, Malenia, whenever they want to depict a warrior as noble and unfaltering.

Yeah it maybe like a bushido thing , i really wanna explore now

Release the DLC already FROM

[Key]

Originally posted by Malthar:

Originally posted by 𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃:

snip

Incest is not uncommon in medieval settings, would not be surprising

It's also not as common as most believe. Also, if we wanna go by historical accuracy one thing that was exceedingly uncommon is having a knight in a relationship with the person they serve

I guess I'm just tired of people trying to force sex into everything these days.

[vamirez]

Originally posted by Key:

I'm sorry, what? She serves X as a knight, therefore sex.

What, you think Godrick has 20 arms so that he can jerk off all of his knights at once?

Seriously, what else can you even do with 20 hands attached to you in a row like that??
(I expect serious suggestions, people!)

[𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃]

Originally posted by vamirez:

Originally posted by Key:

I'm sorry, what? She serves X as a knight, therefore sex.

What, you think Godrick has 20 arms so that he can jerk off all of his knights at once?

Seriously, what else can you even do with 20 hands attached to you in a row like that??
(I expect serious suggestions, people!)

Use it to scratch that annoying part of the back that is very hard to reach ?

[Key]

Originally posted by 𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃:

Originally posted by vamirez:

Seriously, what else can you even do with 20 hands attached to you in a row like that??
(I expect serious suggestions, people!)

Use it to scratch that annoying part of the back that is very hard to reach ?

I just like to think he uses them to give himself a roaring applause after he takes a dump.

[𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃]

Originally posted by Key:

Originally posted by 𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃:

Use it to scratch that annoying part of the back that is very hard to reach ?

I just like to think he uses them to give himself a roaring applause after he takes a dump.

Another image that i didn't need in my head

[rhoenix]

Maybe the reason Malenia actually spared Godrick was because he could do a one-man wave, complete with sound effects.