💐☀️ VILLAGE LIFE SURVIVAL PERMADEATH ☀️🌼

[𝕋𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤]

EDIT: no one is rlly joining and im just getting killed by invaders despite tryin be nice to them, one of them least put on robes i gave them and admired painting with me and we worshipped erdtree and yesterday i met 1 red and 2 blues and we worshipped erdtree too so there ise posibly to find chill ppl but i rather start village with least one other village instead solo so if ur interested in starting village add me as friend

RULES


1. when it rains everyone must get indoors

2. when its night everyone must group up and pray and worship the erdtree at cliff and then go to sleep until morning. when its morning breakfast must be eaten together

3. if we get invaded, you must be welcoming and offer food, soap and hospitality to any guests

4. you are to wear comfortable attire, robes, dresses, shirts, pants

5. do not slaughter life stock or animals near house, if they attack lead them away and wait for them to calm down

6. if you are soaked in blood you must immediately cleanse yourself of blood, i have spare soaps

7. music must be turned off in settings to enjoy sounds of nature and wind and leaves

8. ONLY MIRACLES ARE ALLOWED. glintstone sorcery, blackflame, blood magic, blackflame and blasphemy not allowed.

9. weapons are allowed but must be sheathed or hidden unless required

10. IF YOU DIE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO JOIN BACK TO THE VILLAGE. IF HOST DIES YOU ARE STILL ALLOWED TO JOIN THROUGH RESUMMONING

11. take it slow, elden ring does not have text chat so use gestures and give others time to use body language to communicate. villagers can suggest activities such as farming, hiking, swimming, mining but only in safe areas. MUST RETURN BACK TO VILLAGE BY NIGHTTIME FOR PRAYER AND BEDTIME!!!!

12. only foods that are acceptable as FOOD are shrimp, crab, pickled turtle neck, exalted flesh, raw meat dumpling. missing breakfast or not eating for one whole day results in starvation and DEATH

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LOCATION: Artist's Shack

PASSWORD: village

USE: red soap stone sign / use furled fingers trick-mirror

[Sparhawk 59]

I guess no lesson was learnt here

[Snake3400]

Anyone have a not upgraded moonlight great sword they can spare ?

[SoundsOfNight]

Well I tried invading to no avail. TC, your village was not worth my Recusant Finger.

[Vargas Erikson]

Sounds cool

[Vargas Erikson]

Hopefully it works

[Mecharion]

creepy.. but have fun i guess?

[psheue]

Guys, you should visit one of my *villages* instead. They're full of beautiful dancing women, you can do whatever you want to them and they always come back for more. There's one of them near you, guaranteed. Sometimes I visit, unannounced, to check on my girls, tho, so behave.

[𝕋𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤]

Originally posted by psheue:

Guys, you should visit one of my *villages* instead. They're full of beautiful dancing women, you can do whatever you want to them and they always come back for more. There's one of them near you, guaranteed. Sometimes I visit, unannounced, to check on my girls, tho, so behave.

YES!!! EVERYONE START MAKING THEIR OWN VILLAGES ALL AROUND LANDS BETWEEN AND USE SAME PASSWORD "village". LETS HAVE PEACEFUL COMMUNITIES ALL AROUND THAT WE CAN VISIT BETWEEN AND EACH VILLAGES HOST/LEADER SET OWN AGENDA AND RULES

[Fineous🔥]

OP this is not Goldshire........your worgen avatar tells me everything i need to know.

You already have a lot of villages around Elden Ring with the population being frenzy flamed people (even their rats and other animals!). Just take a rustic village tour and enjoy the locals hospitality.

[𝕋𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤]

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

OP this is not Goldshire........your worgen avatar tells me everything i need to know.

You already have a lot of villages around Elden Ring with the population being frenzy flamed people (even their rats and other animals!). Just take a rustic village tour and enjoy the locals hospitality.

FIRST OF ALL, ITS NOT "AVATAR". IM TRUE WORGEN AND ITS PFP OF ME. SECOND OF ALL IVE MADE LOT GOOD FRIENDS IN GOLDSHIRE AND MET MY FIRST EVER BF FROM THERE THT IM STILL WITH AND HES VISIITNG ME NEXT MONTH IN FINLAND, SO DESPITE THOSE HORSE SCHLONG DRAENEIS AND SLUT ELVES GOLDSHIRE HAS LOT GOOD PPL AND FRIENDS AND FUNNY PPL TOO!! IM NOT FROM MOONGUARD I FROM ARGENT DAWN AND IT VERY NICE THERE VERY SWEET COMMUNITY AND I WILL NOT LISEN TO UR INSULTS. THIRD OF ALL I NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO MAKING GOLDSHIRE I JUS WANNA HAVE FUN VILLAGER EXPERIENCE AND IF IT NOT UR THING THEN THATS OK BUT I WILL DO WHAT I FIND FUN AS LONG AS IT DOSENT HARM ANYONE!!

[causality]

Originally posted by VABI:

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

OP this is not Goldshire........your worgen avatar tells me everything i need to know.

You already have a lot of villages around Elden Ring with the population being frenzy flamed people (even their rats and other animals!). Just take a rustic village tour and enjoy the locals hospitality.

FIRST OF ALL, ITS NOT "AVATAR". IM TRUE WORGEN AND ITS PFP OF ME. SECOND OF ALL IVE MADE LOT GOOD FRIENDS IN GOLDSHIRE AND MET MY FIRST EVER BF FROM THERE THT IM STILL WITH AND HES VISIITNG ME NEXT MONTH IN FINLAND, SO DESPITE THOSE HORSE SCHLONG DRAENEIS AND SLUT ELVES GOLDSHIRE HAS LOT GOOD PPL AND FRIENDS AND FUNNY PPL TOO!! IM NOT FROM MOONGUARD I FROM ARGENT DAWN AND IT VERY NICE THERE VERY SWEET COMMUNITY AND I WILL NOT LISEN TO UR INSULTS. THIRD OF ALL I NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO MAKING GOLDSHIRE I JUS WANNA HAVE FUN VILLAGER EXPERIENCE AND IF IT NOT UR THING THEN THATS OK BUT I WILL DO WHAT I FIND FUN AS LONG AS IT DOSENT HARM ANYONE!!

Heck yeah, brother.

[Dirak2012]

Originally posted by VABI:

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

OP this is not Goldshire........your worgen avatar tells me everything i need to know.

You already have a lot of villages around Elden Ring with the population being frenzy flamed people (even their rats and other animals!). Just take a rustic village tour and enjoy the locals hospitality.

FIRST OF ALL, ITS NOT "AVATAR". IM TRUE WORGEN AND ITS PFP OF ME. SECOND OF ALL IVE MADE LOT GOOD FRIENDS IN GOLDSHIRE AND MET MY FIRST EVER BF FROM THERE THT IM STILL WITH AND HES VISIITNG ME NEXT MONTH IN FINLAND, SO DESPITE THOSE HORSE SCHLONG DRAENEIS AND SLUT ELVES GOLDSHIRE HAS LOT GOOD PPL AND FRIENDS AND FUNNY PPL TOO!! IM NOT FROM MOONGUARD I FROM ARGENT DAWN AND IT VERY NICE THERE VERY SWEET COMMUNITY AND I WILL NOT LISEN TO UR INSULTS. THIRD OF ALL I NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO MAKING GOLDSHIRE I JUS WANNA HAVE FUN VILLAGER EXPERIENCE AND IF IT NOT UR THING THEN THATS OK BUT I WILL DO WHAT I FIND FUN AS LONG AS IT DOSENT HARM ANYONE!!

Seriously, stop smoking that...

[SoundsOfNight]

Peace in Elden Ring? Fam...

[ArAweLnINA]

Originally posted by psheue:

Originally posted by VABI:

OK SO.. SOMEONE JUST JOINED, PRETENDED TO BE VILLAGER, THEN KILLED ME AND THROW DIARRHEA POTS..

based

a warm welcome to dark souls ring

[Alby]

Originally posted by VABI:

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

OP this is not Goldshire........your worgen avatar tells me everything i need to know.

You already have a lot of villages around Elden Ring with the population being frenzy flamed people (even their rats and other animals!). Just take a rustic village tour and enjoy the locals hospitality.

FIRST OF ALL, ITS NOT "AVATAR". IM TRUE WORGEN AND ITS PFP OF ME. SECOND OF ALL IVE MADE LOT GOOD FRIENDS IN GOLDSHIRE AND MET MY FIRST EVER BF FROM THERE THT IM STILL WITH AND HES VISIITNG ME NEXT MONTH IN FINLAND, SO DESPITE THOSE HORSE SCHLONG DRAENEIS AND SLUT ELVES GOLDSHIRE HAS LOT GOOD PPL AND FRIENDS AND FUNNY PPL TOO!! IM NOT FROM MOONGUARD I FROM ARGENT DAWN AND IT VERY NICE THERE VERY SWEET COMMUNITY AND I WILL NOT LISEN TO UR INSULTS. THIRD OF ALL I NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO MAKING GOLDSHIRE I JUS WANNA HAVE FUN VILLAGER EXPERIENCE AND IF IT NOT UR THING THEN THATS OK BUT I WILL DO WHAT I FIND FUN AS LONG AS IT DOSENT HARM ANYONE!!

Vabi are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Vabi?

You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A smooth fetid pot