Sex with Ranni in SotE?

[76561199644824815]

Please?

[Scuzz]

Originally posted by Clottis:

Originally posted by Kurobon:

You can marry her by mid game.

But I can't consummate the marriage. From needs to fix that.

That's all this game needs, more freaky kids running around.

[causality]

How can you have sex with a doll?

edit: Remember she killed herself. You have to find her decayed corpse and well, you know what you want but it's disgusting.

[Sabaithal]

Originally posted by Scuzz:

Originally posted by Clottis:

But I can't consummate the marriage. From needs to fix that.

That's all this game needs, more freaky kids running around.

Leave Miquella out of this.

[Sirius]

Here's how to simulate that:

Take a lot of old straw. The older the better.
Stuff it into clothes and form an approximation of Ranni.
If you want you can dye it and such, ask a professional.

Tear holes into the clothing so the straw comes out.

Select hole of choice.

That would be the Ranni experience. Somehow more icky than body pillow rubbing.

[Mutt the Barbarian]

Ranni was traumatized by that floosy Marika's shameless debauchery, people breeding like cats and dogs. Ranni's order will be one of quakers where no physical relationships will be allowed under any circumstance. If you are lucky Ranni will let you sit on the other side of the room and maybe give you a chance to see her feet.

[Deformerad Dallarydsbo]

I want to give D the D

[rabureta]

Originally posted by Alby:

dude that's somebody's daughter

Rennala can join too but she has to leave the hat on

[NisseDood]

Gavlan > Ranni.

[cheetah1546]

Originally posted by CourtesyFlush90:

Originally posted by Sabaithal:

You know she's not real, right? In-universe, she is literally a doll.

Extremely lonely people tend to have no standards, unfortunately.

+1

[Velber]

Originally posted by Clottis:

Originally posted by Kurobon:

You can marry her by mid game.

But I can't consummate the marriage. From needs to fix that.

begone troll!

[Velber]

dude just tape a piece of paper with a smiley face to a vacuum if you want something that bad

[Automaton-37467]

:(

[psheue]

Originally posted by causality:

How can you have sex with a doll?

Google is your friend (?).

[Norm Macdonald's Ghost]

Real interesting post history you got there, OP. Real interesting.

[causality]

Originally posted by psheue:

Originally posted by causality:

How can you have sex with a doll?

Google is your friend (?).

Nah, Ranni is mid and for simps with undeveloped jawlines. I'm more of a Dungbrother enjoyer.