After Elden Ring was DROPPED from Game of the Year pedestal

[Goneja]

By Baldur's Gate 3! What do you think about it? Share your thoughts in the comments below

[CourtesyFlush09]

ER was 2022. Plus, I had more fun with ER than BG3 (but that's mainly because I'm not a fan of D&D or turn-based games).

[Kleerex]

Originally posted by Faust Wither:

would play baldur gate i can shag a goblin in there.

A female as ugly as Karlach should be happy that a goblin wants to ♥♥♥♥ her.

[An Irate Walrus]

Originally posted by Kleerex:

Originally posted by Faust Wither:

would play baldur gate i can shag a goblin in there.

A female as ugly as Karlach should be happy that a goblin wants to ♥♥♥♥ her.

Someone who stops at the surface and never sees the person underneath will only get the physical aspect of love.

Sounds pretty lonely to me, but do you.

[Autumn]

Originally posted by Kleerex:

Originally posted by Faust Wither:

would play baldur gate i can shag a goblin in there.

A female as ugly as Karlach should be happy that a goblin wants to ♥♥♥♥ her.

Just googled a picture of her, you're calling someone who looks like that ugly? Unless your problem is "her skin is a primary color", which I kinda doubt since you strike me as the sort of person who would own a Ranni bodypillow, you desperately need to touch grass and remind yourself what women look like. You have cockroach wife syndrome bad. Karlach is still a fairly unrealistic beauty standard for an actual person, and even that isn't enough for you because you have seemingly trained yourself out of being attracted to anything resembling an actual human woman. Maybe take a month's break to detox from anime, or however long it takes until you stop calling people "females".

[Zogtar]

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Originally posted by Kleerex:

A female as ugly as Karlach should be happy that a goblin wants to ♥♥♥♥ her.

Someone who stops at the surface and never sees the person underneath will only get the physical aspect of love.

Sounds pretty lonely to me, but do you.

You're just jealous that you're not single and lonely this holiday season. Must suck having the peace of knowing people who love and respect you... wait.

[Friends with Benedicts]

Originally posted by Toast:

(...) and even that isn't enough for you because you have seemingly trained yourself out of being attracted to anything resembling an actual human woman. (...)

Hahaha that could be said by a lot of these red pillers.

[Lord Bob]

Originally posted by Toast:

Originally posted by Kleerex:

A female as ugly as Karlach should be happy that a goblin wants to ♥♥♥♥ her.

Maybe take a month's break to detox from anime, or however long it takes until you stop calling people "females".

I was going to comment about this as well lmao.
There is just something seriously off about people who say females in this context.

[Koala 4peace]

Originally posted by Kleerex:

Originally posted by Faust Wither:

would play baldur gate i can shag a goblin in there.

A female as ugly as Karlach should be happy that a goblin wants to ♥♥♥♥ her.

Yet to play BG3, but she seems to be a popular option for quite a lot of players, so either she is not considered ugly, or her virtues greatly outshine her appearance. But of course it is a matter of taste.

[An Irate Walrus]

Originally posted by Zogtar:

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Someone who stops at the surface and never sees the person underneath will only get the physical aspect of love.

Sounds pretty lonely to me, but do you.

You're just jealous that you're not single and lonely this holiday season. Must suck having the peace of knowing people who love and respect you... wait.

Lo, I am deprived of the solace of playing the role of eternal victim to my own behavior.

Did e'er another mortal suffer more than this?

[Faust Wither]

guys, who hell care about romance, i just want fck some goblin.

[Kleerex]

I wish there would be a mod that would put a newspaper on Karlach face during sex scenes. I'd take Ranni any day over her.

But I'm not surprised that people are defending Wokest Game of the Year. I just feel sorry for them.

[Despiser]

Originally posted by Kleerex:

I wish there would be a mod that would put a newspaper on Karlach face during sex scenes. I'd take Ranni any day over her.

But I'm not surprised that people are defending Wokest Game of the Year. I just feel sorry for them.

Liberal and magat woke mean very different things, but here we are discussing hentai sex. Gamers are a different breed these days 😆

[chriszewski]

Returnal was my GOTY

[Autumn]

Originally posted by Kleerex:

I wish there would be a mod that would put a newspaper on Karlach face during sex scenes. I'd take Ranni any day over her.

But I'm not surprised that people are defending Wokest Game of the Year. I just feel sorry for them.

Thank you for confirming that it's not the neon-red skin and you really have trained yourself into only being attracted to four-armed anime doll women that drink silver on the daily.

No amount of weird sex-driven bigotry is going to make all your fetish waifus real. Stop whining about "woke" games with women who are merely supermodels instead of exaggerated parodies and go outside, learn what the world is like from someone other than wealthy Romanian sex traffickers. You really, really need it.

[Kleerex]

Every time karlach goes on a date, 9 out of 10 guys run away, and the 10th is like, okay, let's go to the toilet, you have 5 minutes.