i always kill ranni.

[Dedprice]

:I and blaidd. So what? wanna fight about it? shes
*ugly*

[Sephylon]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sabaithal:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Tommy Wiseau:

isnt she SPOILERS dead anyways... thats why shes in the body of a doll and you can find her real body atop the tower.

Yes and no. Turns out death doesn't really mean much once you reach a certain level. Melina is also evidence of that. She's been dead far longer than Ranni.

Means even less when your step mon/dad removes the concept of death from reality and gives it to her dog. Dying now requires you to hire ballerinas to distract the dog so you can get a piece of it for you and your step bro to partake in

[Sabaithal]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sephylon:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sabaithal:

Yes and no. Turns out death doesn't really mean much once you reach a certain level. Melina is also evidence of that. She's been dead far longer than Ranni.

Means even less when your step mon/dad removes the concept of death from reality and gives it to her dog. Dying now requires you to hire ballerinas to distract the dog so you can get a piece of it for you and your step bro to partake in

Technically they ordered the dog to kill the former owner of "death". Then after a bunch of invisible women stole part of it, the dog decided to seal it away completely, inside his own flesh, in a location that both does and does not exist.

And I though Dark Souls lore was confusing.

[Dedprice]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von sasha:

blaidd is my husband

he derserved to die. Turned full fury and got put down.

[Despiser]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von sasha:

blaidd is my husband

Your husband has a hairy back

[Sephylon]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sabaithal:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sephylon:

Means even less when your step mon/dad removes the concept of death from reality and gives it to her dog. Dying now requires you to hire ballerinas to distract the dog so you can get a piece of it for you and your step bro to partake in

Technically they ordered the dog to kill the former owner of "death". Then after a bunch of invisible women stole part of it, the dog decided to seal it away completely, inside his own flesh, in a location that both does and does not exist.

And I though Dark Souls lore was confusing.

I like to think they asked the dog to take it nicely but then things got out of hand. Their daughter and son, being bffs with the previous owner, decided to escalate things more.

[Sabaithal]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sephylon:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sabaithal:

Technically they ordered the dog to kill the former owner of "death". Then after a bunch of invisible women stole part of it, the dog decided to seal it away completely, inside his own flesh, in a location that both does and does not exist.

And I though Dark Souls lore was confusing.

I like to think they asked the dog to take it nicely but then things got out of hand. Their daughter and son, being bffs with the previous owner, decided to escalate things more.

Next thing we know the son suddenly vanishes into blood thin air, and Caelid gets nuked with the rotvirusplague.

[Sephylon]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sabaithal:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sephylon:

I like to think they asked the dog to take it nicely but then things got out of hand. Their daughter and son, being bffs with the previous owner, decided to escalate things more.

Next thing we know the son suddenly vanishes into blood thin air, and Caelid gets nuked with the rotvirusplague.

Mean while eldest bro is there trying to hold everything together while dad's out getting milk and mom's having a chat with the pet space slug with step dad

[Sabaithal]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sephylon:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sabaithal:

Next thing we know the son suddenly vanishes into blood thin air, and Caelid gets nuked with the rotvirusplague.

Mean while eldest bro is there trying to hold everything together while dad's out getting milk and mom's having a chat with the pet space slug with step dad

And while all this is going on the invisible women killed mom's favorite son. before the entire building collapses into the depths. Also in the next country over some blue chick killed herself.

[TheUnnamedStranger]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sothis B:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von TheUnnamedStranger:

"Insulting a woman makes you an incel, because women must never be insulted ever"

words mean nothing anymore lol.

Time stamps mean nothing anymore either, apparently, especially not if you feel the need to correct a months-old comment you didn't like.

literally just found this when googling random ♥♥♥♥ about elden ring. why not ignore the thread instead of baww-ing about it being old?

Ursprünglich geschrieben von An Irate Walrus:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von TheUnnamedStranger:

"Insulting a woman makes you an incel, because women must never be insulted ever"

words mean nothing anymore lol.

Necroing this thread specifically to whine about this--particularly in the way you did--most definitely is incel behavior, though. Treating women as if they're some distinct species, above (even if it's said facetiously) above reproach so that you may position them as unfairly favored in society relative to your own status is pretty much peak "women deny me."

That's the thing about incels. Like vegans and people who do crossfit, you don't have to ask them what they are; give them five seconds, and they'll tell you themselves.

lmao you are making far too many assumptions about me from one single comment and further proving my point. incel is no longer a specific term for a specific type of person, it's just a generic synonym for "dude i don't like"

you are also most certainly putting women above reproach by calling someone an incel just for insulting a specific woman (especially one who is far from an innocent victim). it's peak "how dare you speak against m'lady" energy. you don't even argue against the double standard, you just try to shout me down for pointing it out by insulting me.

i also don't care if women "deny me" because i'm gay lmao. your attempts to strawman me as an incel have no power here



anyway, gonna necro this thread again just cuz i know it'll trigger y'all.

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Drunkenstein:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von TheUnnamedStranger:

"Insulting a woman makes you an incel, because women must never be insulted ever"

words mean nothing anymore lol.

Congrats on reviving a troll discussion

cope

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Norm Macdonald's Ghost:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von TheUnnamedStranger:

"Insulting a woman makes you an incel, because women must never be insulted ever"

words mean nothing anymore lol.

"Praise to the Elliot. Only he understands our plight. Only he will guide us to the maidenless promised land."

elliot roger was a lunatic and also stopped being relevant long before the term "incel" was a thing. but y'know, thanks for proving my point even more by implying I worship a mass murderer lmao.

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Dedprice:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Tommy Wiseau:

You insulted someones dream girl, ur lucky ur not swatted.

you gonna do it? no balls, ranni is ugly and not real, shes someones dream girl because shes uglier and less valued than real girls, making her an easy target for the same but men, SWAT ME, I SAID WHAT I SAID

don't forget that she's also responsible for the only morally upstanding character in the game being killed and is pretty much the sole reason everything is in shambles now.

but y'know, don't call her ugly or you're a big mean stinky incel.