I ran into Santa Claus in Elden Ring.

[high heels hater]

So I finished the game for the first time today. After changing my build I decided to go do some invades. I invaded two guys on a hero grave, felt bad didnt try to kill them ina hero grave. After that invade, the next one was on the Mountaintops of the Giants. He was wearing the Fireprelate Armor and had a big white beard and his name was Santa Claus. He had many droped items around the Stake of Marika, and thanks to him I got lots of fine consumables. So if you see him, thank him for me too, what a nice guy lmao

[VonRaven 666]

sure it was the real santa claus?, theres alot of imposters out there, if he smelled like whisky,it wasnt the real one!

[ZTL-Altima]

Ban incoming because he dropped hacked items.

[high heels hater]

Originally posted by Parsify:

Ban incoming because he dropped hacked items.

well they were consumables tho lmao

Originally posted by VonRaven 666:

sure it was the real santa claus?, theres alot of imposters out there, if he smelled like whisky,it wasnt the real one!

yea i was able to smell that from here

[VonRaven 666]

Originally posted by VonRaven 666:

sure it was the real santa claus?, theres alot of imposters out there, if he smelled like whisky,it wasnt the real one!

yea i was able to smell that from here [/quote]

[An Irate Walrus]

Someone needs to post the old "DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON SANTA!" Dark 1 video from YouTube.

...I'm on my phone, and pasting links is a particular pain in the ass.

[Norm Macdonald's Ghost]

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Someone needs to post the old "DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON SANTA!" Dark 1 video from YouTube.

...I'm on my phone, and pasting links is a particular pain in the ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewDkKreXUEk










Sorry, I mean...
https://youtu.be/glPShSeKUTg

[Toyosatomimi no Miko]

Originally posted by Parsify:

Ban incoming because he dropped hacked items.

Can't pick up invalid items anymore. So that's not an issue until some crackhead figures out forced item injection.

[CourtesyFlush09]

Lucky. I wanna ask him why he always wrestles my mom in her bed every Christmas.

[An Irate Walrus]

Originally posted by Norm Macdonald's Ghost:

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Someone needs to post the old "DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON SANTA!" Dark 1 video from YouTube.

...I'm on my phone, and pasting links is a particular pain in the ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewDkKreXUEk










Sorry, I mean...
https://youtu.be/glPShSeKUTg

Thanks for that! Here, some points for your service to the community.

[An Irate Walrus]

Originally posted by CourtesyFlush90:

Lucky. I wanna ask him why he always wrestles my mom in her bed every Christmas.

I assume he comes for the snow jobs.

[Lord Bob]

Originally posted by Norm Macdonald's Ghost:

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Someone needs to post the old "DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON SANTA!" Dark 1 video from YouTube.

...I'm on my phone, and pasting links is a particular pain in the ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewDkKreXUEk










Sorry, I mean...
https://youtu.be/glPShSeKUTg

I've never watched that, it's hilarious.

[CourtesyFlush09]

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Originally posted by CourtesyFlush90:

Lucky. I wanna ask him why he always wrestles my mom in her bed every Christmas.

I assume he comes for the snow jobs.

That makes sense because sometimes I can hear her yell "spray your snow all over me!" Thank you!

[CazadorDeLobo]

Personally, for me, Santa Claus left a greater impression in DS2. I remember seeing him "turn off" fog walls between areas so he was the first true "seamless co-op" modder imo

[An Irate Walrus]

Originally posted by CourtesyFlush90:

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

I assume he comes for the snow jobs.

That makes sense because sometimes I can hear her yell "spray your snow all over me!" Thank you!

Wash your hands after handling the snow globe(s).

...okay, I'll see myself out.