[HOT TAKE] Lobsters are stupid enemies

[The Average Ivy Enjoyer]

They can stunlock-spam you with ranged on a horse, really?

Miyazaki is really starting to lose his ability to make quality games..

[Humpenstilzchen]

They are not ordinary lobsters, they are american sniper lobsters

[The Average Ivy Enjoyer]

Originally posted by Potato:

They are not ordinary lobsters, they are american sniper lobsters

Plus apparently they're just able to quick-jump backwards whenever you try to get close, and can stunlock you even while not on horseback.

[Humpenstilzchen]

Originally posted by Games:

Originally posted by Potato:

They are not ordinary lobsters, they are american sniper lobsters

Plus apparently they're just able to quick-jump backwards whenever you try to get close, and can stunlock you even while not on horseback.

Yea they are not worth fighting, way too annoying.

[Holografix]

you can't just name your post as a HOT TAKE, someone else has to do that. as far as im concerned, thinking any enemy is stupid in Elden Ring is not a hot take at all.

[paladin181]

They're not lobsters.

[Nerevar]

here is another hottake :

there is pretty much NEVER a reason to fight the giant lobsters (seriously why are these even in the game?) yes i know about the SINGLE larval tear. that doesnt mean you cannot ignore them and still see everything in the game.

also the range and tracking on that spit attack. like what the hell fromsoft. these and the ghost archers from the underground river a bit TOO ACCURATE even for a souls game. and this comes from soneone who has dealth with plenty of archer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in from games. anor londo ones included. not even they where THIS accurate with thier arrows.

[The Average Ivy Enjoyer]

Originally posted by Holografix:

you can't just name your post as a HOT TAKE, someone else has to do that. as far as im concerned, thinking any enemy is stupid in Elden Ring is not a hot take at all.

I gotta be careful, some people get easily offended if you even critique a single flaw in their revered works of Lord Miyazaki, lol.

Originally posted by Nerevar:

here is another hottake :

there is pretty much NEVER a reason to fight the giant lobsters (seriously why are these even in the game?) yes i know about the SINGLE larval tear. that doesnt mean you cannot ignore them and still see everything in the game.

also the range and tracking on that spit attack. like what the hell fromsoft. these and the ghost archers from the underground river a bit TOO ACCURATE even for a souls game. and this comes from soneone who has dealth with plenty of archer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in from games. anor londo ones included. not even they where THIS accurate with thier arrows.

I was running past a sleeping group before getting sniped randomly.

And crabs, I can understand - for the most part, they're actually balanced in the fact that they can't spit across an American state to the next with the accuracy and speed of a missile.

[Holografix]

Originally posted by Games:

Originally posted by Holografix:

you can't just name your post as a HOT TAKE, someone else has to do that. as far as im concerned, thinking any enemy is stupid in Elden Ring is not a hot take at all.

I gotta be careful, some people get easily offended if you even critique a single flaw in their revered works of Lord Miyazaki, lol.

im not offended, i just think calling your own opinion a HOT TAKE is a little ridiculous. kinda like begging for attention.

[The Average Ivy Enjoyer]

Originally posted by Holografix:

Originally posted by Games:

I gotta be careful, some people get easily offended if you even critique a single flaw in their revered works of Lord Miyazaki, lol.

im not offended, i just think calling your own opinion a HOT TAKE is a little ridiculous. kinda like begging for attention.

Well, okay then. Still a spicy hot take though, lol.

[SOLOMON]

Originally posted by Potato:

They are not ordinary lobsters, they are american sniper lobsters

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ american hero Chris "Crustacean" Kyle

[Marcy]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has been a staple of these games since the start. Thats why there are those of us that still meme about two archers in Ds1 literally 10 years ago at this point. And there have always been enemies that come out from the corner and push you off a cliff or something. At least I can see the lobster lol.

[♔V3RD1CT]

Think you are all making a grave mistake here.

Have you counted the legs yet? If it's 4 it might be dog.

[MrSoul]

I don’t think hot take.
think safe to say most players dislike those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ xD

[Dank Sidious]

I'm Kermit the Frog and this my favorite topic on Steam!

[The Average Ivy Enjoyer]

Originally posted by Smokes:

Think you are all making a grave mistake here.

Have you counted the legs yet? If it's 4 it might be dog.

Crabs/Lobsters, eh.. more or less the same thing. This game shows why we need to actively cook and eat crustacean.