An unconventional romance-like story...

[Kimika's Magical Space Cow]

...would be great. Think of Dark sould 3 but with more waifu interactions and screen time overall. Any thoughts?

[FreshRevenge]

Laifulessone の投稿を引用：

thefreshrevengehaven の投稿を引用：

I am addressing that there should not be any sort of romance in this game

I am talking about the new woke political landscape of gaming. Just because you want to bang Melina doesn't mean there should be romance in the game.

Hmm, can't quite agree with that statement. Your message about futas and gays, in my eyes that is at least, basically boils down to "I don't want bad romance stories (stories about futas and gays), because bad romance stories are bad", which is an unproductive way to discuss something, is it not? You could've, for example, argued that romance stories across the board are difficult to implement in any media, games specifically, then fortify your point by providing examples of popular games with bad romances. Or, perhaps, try to prove that romance is inherently boring, silly, unentertaining to watch in games - with all of that I disagree, btw.

However, well, you know, I also don't particulary entertain the idea of having a date sim, honie pop, futa story ridden with sex and fetishism, since I also think that bad romance = bad, what a surprise.

And as a side note, while a better job could've been done at expressing my own ideas of romance then just simply adding the word "unconventional", I also think that romance and sex is generally not thought to be strictly the same thing. In case after dozens of books, films, TV series it is not yet clear - I don't think romance should/must be followed by sex.

I have played all the Demon and Dark Souls games, plus Bloodborne and Sekiro Shadows Die Twice. Never did I think, there should be any sort of romance. The games don't need it either.

Most fans will agree with me by saying that romance in Elden Ring would ruin it. You might think it would work, but it wont.

There are games that have romance. You can play Dragon Age or Mass Effect, even Skyrim has romance options.

But the fact your OP has the word waifu, you want Elden Ring to be some anime hentai porn simulator.

[Kimika's Magical Space Cow]

thefreshrevengehaven の投稿を引用：

Laifulessone の投稿を引用：

Hmm, can't quite agree with that statement. Your message about futas and gays, in my eyes that is at least, basically boils down to "I don't want bad romance stories (stories about futas and gays), because bad romance stories are bad", which is an unproductive way to discuss something, is it not? You could've, for example, argued that romance stories across the board are difficult to implement in any media, games specifically, then fortify your point by providing examples of popular games with bad romances. Or, perhaps, try to prove that romance is inherently boring, silly, unentertaining to watch in games - with all of that I disagree, btw.

However, well, you know, I also don't particulary entertain the idea of having a date sim, honie pop, futa story ridden with sex and fetishism, since I also think that bad romance = bad, what a surprise.

And as a side note, while a better job could've been done at expressing my own ideas of romance then just simply adding the word "unconventional", I also think that romance and sex is generally not thought to be strictly the same thing. In case after dozens of books, films, TV series it is not yet clear - I don't think romance should/must be followed by sex.

I have played all the Demon and Dark Souls games, plus Bloodborne and Sekiro Shadows Die Twice. Never did I think, there should be any sort of romance. The games don't need it either.

Most fans will agree with me by saying that romance in Elden Ring would ruin it. You might think it would work, but it wont.

There are games that have romance. You can play Dragon Age or Mass Effect, even Skyrim has romance options.

But the fact your OP has the word waifu, you want Elden Ring to be some anime hentai porn simulator.

i think mass effect has so-so passable romance
skyrim doesnt have any romance, that marriage quest is nothing
no i "don't particulary entertain the idea of having a date sim, honie pop, futa story ridden with sex and fetishism, since I also think that bad romance = bad, what a surprise", so i dont want some anime hentai porn simulator what a surprise eh

have you ever heard of ad hominem?

[FreshRevenge]

Laifulessone の投稿を引用：

thefreshrevengehaven の投稿を引用：

I have played all the Demon and Dark Souls games, plus Bloodborne and Sekiro Shadows Die Twice. Never did I think, there should be any sort of romance. The games don't need it either.

Most fans will agree with me by saying that romance in Elden Ring would ruin it. You might think it would work, but it wont.

There are games that have romance. You can play Dragon Age or Mass Effect, even Skyrim has romance options.

But the fact your OP has the word waifu, you want Elden Ring to be some anime hentai porn simulator.

i think mass effect has so-so passable romance
skyrim doesnt have any romance, that marriage quest is nothing
no i "don't particulary entertain the idea of having a date sim, honie pop, futa story ridden with sex and fetishism, since I also think that bad romance = bad, what a surprise", so i dont want some anime hentai porn simulator what a surprise eh

have you ever heard of ad hominem?

Then what do you want? You want your Tarnish to flirt with a teapot? Or do want some kissing action with a beast?

Like can I kiss you before I plunged my sword into your skull type action? You say everything that you don't want it to be but you haven't even describe what you wanted.

I mean an unconventional romance. That describes nothing.

As I stated before, the game doesn't need or there should be any sort of romance. I am not playing the game because I can't wait to bone the dragon that wants to roast me like a marshmallow.

[Kimika's Magical Space Cow]

thefreshrevengehaven の投稿を引用：

Laifulessone の投稿を引用：

i think mass effect has so-so passable romance
skyrim doesnt have any romance, that marriage quest is nothing
no i "don't particulary entertain the idea of having a date sim, honie pop, futa story ridden with sex and fetishism, since I also think that bad romance = bad, what a surprise", so i dont want some anime hentai porn simulator what a surprise eh

have you ever heard of ad hominem?

Then what do you want? You want your Tarnish to flirt with a teapot? Or do want some kissing action with a beast?

Like can I kiss you before I plunged my sword into your skull type action? You say everything that you don't want it to be but you haven't even describe what you wanted.

I mean an unconventional romance. That describes nothing.

As I stated before, the game doesn't need or there should be any sort of romance. I am not playing the game because I can't wait to bone the dragon that wants to roast me like a marshmallow.

Well, then I guess you either never heard of ad hominem, which is totally fair, the word isn't wide spread, or endorse it.

Kanon, ever17 - these are the first two visual novels that come to my mind when trying to describe a romance without anything sexual or even kisses. I mean, is it really that hard to imagine? Can't people's love be told without them kissing? Davy Jones and Calypso - a tragic mini story if you actually bothered to search anything about them beyonde the two pirate movies. An oridnary sailor who fell in love with the goddess of the sea. It's... I'm afraid my proficiency with the language won't do them justice.

Jones wholeheartedly loved Calypso, he sacrificed everything he had for that purpose, but in return only wanted humane love. And yet, Calypso was a goddess who hoped that the Dutcham's captian truly loved her very nature, not her human form, she hoped, she wanted to believe that Davy Jones accepted every aspect of her, a.k.a truly loved her. One was foolish enough not to realise that he fell in love with the person he did not fully know, the other was foolish enough not to realise that she was not being loved. Alas, that is only my interpretation of their feelings, their story.

Also, something like saya no uta -hentai scenes would also serve as a great example.

Again, is it really that hard to imagine an "unconventional romance-like story" without kisses? Like, come on... Like, honestly...

And I'm not even talking about fully fledged romance like in saya no uta, that would simply not fit From's narrative. I only really ask for "Think of Dark sould 3 but with more waifu interactions and screen time overall", not in one instance was anything sexual or hand holding or kissing mentioned. Just DS3, with more waifu interactions, with more screen time, with more accent on companionship and boom - a step closer to my idea of "unconventional romance-like story".

[FreshRevenge]

Laifulessone の投稿を引用：

thefreshrevengehaven の投稿を引用：

Then what do you want? You want your Tarnish to flirt with a teapot? Or do want some kissing action with a beast?

Like can I kiss you before I plunged my sword into your skull type action? You say everything that you don't want it to be but you haven't even describe what you wanted.

I mean an unconventional romance. That describes nothing.

As I stated before, the game doesn't need or there should be any sort of romance. I am not playing the game because I can't wait to bone the dragon that wants to roast me like a marshmallow.

Well, then I guess you either never heard of ad hominem, which is totally fair, the word isn't wide spread, or endorse it.

Kanon, ever17 - these are the first two visual novels that come to my mind when trying to describe a romance without anything sexual or even kisses. I mean, is it really that hard to imagine? Can't people's love be told without them kissing? Davy Jones and Calypso - a tragic mini story if you actually bothered to search anything about them beyonde the two pirate movies. An oridnary sailor who fell in love with the goddess of the sea. It's... I'm afraid my proficiency with language won't do them justice.

Jones wholeheartedly loved Calypso, he sacrificed everything he had for that purpose, but in return only wanted humane love. And yet, Calypso was a goddess who hoped that the Dutcham's captian truly loved her very nature, not her human form, she hoped, she wanted to believe that Davy Jones accepted every aspect of her, a.k.a truly loved her. One was foolish enough not to realise that he fell in love (at least at the begining) with the person he did not fully know, the other was foolish enough not to realise that she was not being loved (at least at the begining). Alas, that is only my interpretation of their feelings, their story.

Also, something like saya no uta -hentai scenes would also serve as a great example.

Again, is it really that hard to imagine an "unconventional romance-like story" without kisses? Like, come on... Like, honestly...

And I'm not even talking about fully fledged romance like in saya no uta, that would simply not fit From's narrative. I only really ask for "Think of Dark sould 3 but with more waifu interactions and screen time overall", not in one instance was anything sexual or hand holding or kissing mentioned. Just DS3, with more waifu interactions, with more screen time, with more accent on companionship and boom - a step closer to my idea of "unconventional romance-like story".

Well unfortunately for you, the game will not have any sort of romance. You can make believe that there is a unconventional romance going on. But sorry to burst your illusory wall, Elden Ring is not about unconventional dry cleaning.

[Kimika's Magical Space Cow]

thefreshrevengehaven の投稿を引用：

Laifulessone の投稿を引用：

Well, then I guess you either never heard of ad hominem, which is totally fair, the word isn't wide spread, or endorse it.

Kanon, ever17 - these are the first two visual novels that come to my mind when trying to describe a romance without anything sexual or even kisses. I mean, is it really that hard to imagine? Can't people's love be told without them kissing? Davy Jones and Calypso - a tragic mini story if you actually bothered to search anything about them beyonde the two pirate movies. An oridnary sailor who fell in love with the goddess of the sea. It's... I'm afraid my proficiency with language won't do them justice.

Jones wholeheartedly loved Calypso, he sacrificed everything he had for that purpose, but in return only wanted humane love. And yet, Calypso was a goddess who hoped that the Dutcham's captian truly loved her very nature, not her human form, she hoped, she wanted to believe that Davy Jones accepted every aspect of her, a.k.a truly loved her. One was foolish enough not to realise that he fell in love (at least at the begining) with the person he did not fully know, the other was foolish enough not to realise that she was not being loved (at least at the begining). Alas, that is only my interpretation of their feelings, their story.

Also, something like saya no uta -hentai scenes would also serve as a great example.

Again, is it really that hard to imagine an "unconventional romance-like story" without kisses? Like, come on... Like, honestly...

And I'm not even talking about fully fledged romance like in saya no uta, that would simply not fit From's narrative. I only really ask for "Think of Dark sould 3 but with more waifu interactions and screen time overall", not in one instance was anything sexual or hand holding or kissing mentioned. Just DS3, with more waifu interactions, with more screen time, with more accent on companionship and boom - a step closer to my idea of "unconventional romance-like story".

Well unfortunately for you, the game will not have any sort of romance. You can make believe that there is a unconventional romance going on. But sorry to burst your illusory wall, Elden Ring is not about unconventional dry cleaning.

I know that well, just wanted to make the thread for the same reason you decided to reply - to soscialize with people.
Also, fortunately for you, even if there was a romance story, it would not feature femboys/futas. But you, too, know that.

[Kimika's Magical Space Cow]

thefreshrevengehaven の投稿を引用：

Most fans will agree with me by saying that romance in Elden Ring would ruin it. You might think it would work, but it wont.

Well, Maiden in black, Anastacia, Emerald Herald, The Firekeeper, The Doll are all popular characters and many people adore them in a more intimate, not smut, lewd way. Don't think you saying most people would't want any sort of romance is entirely true, especially since your understanding of romance (smut, lewd required) and mine (no smutness, no lewdness is required) were different.

[Groen90]

tl;dr, did someone unironically take OP's low quality bait?

[Kimika's Magical Space Cow]

Groen90 の投稿を引用：

tl;dr, did someone unironically take OP's low quality bait?

but but but but what if that bait had such low quality for a bait because it was not a bait?

[Freak4Leeks]

Groen90 の投稿を引用：

tl;dr, did someone unironically take OP's low quality bait?

If it is low quality bait then the person doesn't usually keep commenting paragraphs, so if it is bait it is of a commendable quality, although i believe it kinda flips, if the OP caused a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the OP and only the OP like mosh does with his "playstation > PC" posts, then it is high quality, BLACK also is pretty good.

Atleast that is my rating method

[Kimika's Magical Space Cow]

Freak4Leeks の投稿を引用：

Groen90 の投稿を引用：

tl;dr, did someone unironically take OP's low quality bait?

If it is low quality bait then the person doesn't usually keep commenting paragraphs, so if it is bait it is of a commendable quality, although i believe it kinda flips, if the OP caused a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the OP and only the OP like mosh does with his "playstation > PC" posts, then it is high quality, BLACK also is pretty good.

Atleast that is my rating method

doumo arigatou gozaimashita

[Groen90]

Freak4Leeks の投稿を引用：

If it is low quality bait then the person doesn't usually keep commenting paragraphs

I've seen low quality bait devolve into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonetheless, all it takes is one person taking it seriously and OP being unhinged enough.

Laifulessone の投稿を引用：

doumo arigatou gozaimashita

YWNBJ

[Sabaithal]

Groen90 の投稿を引用：

tl;dr, did someone unironically take OP's low quality bait?

You're damn right. Who in their right mind doesn't want (b)romance with patches?

[Cataphract]

ya like when we got married to anri <3

[FreshRevenge]

Cataphract の投稿を引用：

ya like when we got married to anri <3

Yeah I would call that unconventional romance. Hey can I stab you in the face on our wedding day?