Cleverest messages

[Cuddle_Rat]

What are some of the more inspired messages you've come across thus far? I don't mean the multitudes of try finger's or hidden path ahead's, I mean the real gems. I'll start first. my favorite so far was a message in front of a well saying "Need armor." Which, if you're a real souls fan, is a reference you'll understand. :)

[ToryJJ]

During my playthrough I'd drop messages that call out what debuffs a boss is weak too since my entire build was every debuff.
I had frost/scarlet rot/poison and of course bleed.
It was pretty wild when I let the mimic tear debuff bosses to test out what they can be debuffed by.
Turns out most bosses can be bleed/poisoned/frostbitten. Not thatmany can be rotted though. Many are striaght up immune/takes so long to apply thje rot you'd need quite a bit of FP to do it.

[blood_guts]

the best by far has been just "seek god" next to a bloodstain of someone running off a cliff

[Cuddle_Rat]

Originally posted by Tory:

During my playthrough I'd drop messages that call out what debuffs a boss is weak too since my entire build was every debuff.
I had frost/scarlet rot/poison and of course bleed.
It was pretty wild when I let the mimic tear debuff bosses to test out what they can be debuffed by.
Turns out most bosses can be bleed/poisoned/frostbitten. Not thatmany can be rotted though. Many are striaght up immune/takes so long to apply thje rot you'd need quite a bit of FP to do it.

I find it interesting that most bosses can't be inflicted with rot considering lore wise it's supposed to be this nigh unstoppable thing that even Gods can't curtail.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

"Cliff ahead,
Try Jumping"
Surrounded by bloodstains.

[Caz]

I saw one next to a chair that said "chair" and a few feet away another one next to a ladder that said "ladder". It was so dumb that it made me chuckle.

[dustin1280]

It was something like
You don't have the right, therefore you odn't have the right, no right...

Or something... The guy put as many possible "you don't have the right" phrases into one message as possible...

I found it amusing...

[Cairn.L]

"Still no lover...
therefore Time for jumping off"

I saw the message on a cliff(?) I think.

[ReBootXD]

“Time for give up”

[Blitz4]

fort,
knight


^ top rated msg on reddit

[Tiasmoon]

Originally posted by Cuddle_Rat:

What are some of the more inspired messages you've come across thus far? I don't mean the multitudes of try finger's or hidden path ahead's, I mean the real gems. I'll start first. my favorite so far was a message in front of a well saying "Need armor." Which, if you're a real souls fan, is a reference you'll understand. :)

Bird, but hole.

Catacomb in lower Ceilid where you have to outrun a huge bird (for those too lazy to fight it) to enter a catacomb entrance. It cant enter there so its too big.
Normally I find those jokes too stupid, but this one was pretty clever. Nice subversion of the meme.

[CODA]

A long ladder with a message saying: Snake? Snake!

[Speedwalker]

near all the birds outside of the divine tower of limgrave, "bird, up" it's the dumbest show on tv