When are sonic and Amy having babies?

[Darkmaster]

Sonic is scum all these years and he never asked Amy for her hand. -_- Amy all sexy, thick and pink! what do you all think?

[Seraphita]

"Sonic has never been into Romance". Um... I am sure he did kiss somebody at least once. Amy is already obviously not a romantic choice because she annoys him all the time.

[Ikagura]

Messaggio originale di Seraphita:

"Sonic has never been into Romance". Um... I am sure he did kiss somebody at least once. Amy is already obviously not a romantic choice because she annoys him all the time.

we do no talk about Elise thanks.


Amy is just a stalker who thinks he loves her in most of the Adventure era games.

[Ackranome]

Messaggio originale di うろつき:

Sonic is clearly meant to be homosexual

That might be Shadow. Amy and Sonic clearly have a strong relationship as they get older.

https://youtu.be/aqvtXNLLwgA

Also, Sonic literally steals Tails' romantic interest/girlfriend.

https://preview.redd.it/d5ejmumf5st81.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae8a5256fdebdaf0d874600ce593aaed2cc78bdd

Oh how "hook up" has changed.

[Max]

Messaggio originale di Seraphita:

"Sonic has never been into Romance". Um... I am sure he did kiss somebody at least once. Amy is already obviously not a romantic choice because she annoys him all the time.

Do you mean sonic 06 ? pretty this game was a joke and you cant take it seriously?

[Ackranome]

Messaggio originale di Seraphita:

"Sonic has never been into Romance". Um... I am sure he did kiss somebody at least once. Amy is already obviously not a romantic choice because she annoys him all the time.

I mean, Sonic is clearly into hook up culture, long before Tinder ever existed. A hedgehog before his time.

[Max]

Messaggio originale di Ackranome:

Messaggio originale di うろつき:

Sonic is clearly meant to be homosexual

That might be Shadow. Amy and Sonic clearly have a strong relationship as they get older.

https://youtu.be/aqvtXNLLwgA

Also, Sonic literally steals Tails' romantic interest/girlfriend.

https://preview.redd.it/d5ejmumf5st81.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae8a5256fdebdaf0d874600ce593aaed2cc78bdd

Oh how "hook up" has changed.

but sonic have different thing in eatch game.

like Tiles was badass in Sonic adventure against "Chaos" but weak like a crybaby in sonic forces?

also, they said "dimension" in sonic generations and "different timeline" in sonic forces for sonic 2d.

you cant take sonic plot seriously.

that's normal if the writer isn't the same person.

[NBOX21]

Messaggio originale di Seraphita:

"Sonic has never been into Romance". Um... I am sure he did kiss somebody at least once. Amy is already obviously not a romantic choice because she annoys him all the time.

That's because Amy is the one with a love interest for Sonic, not the other way around.
Sonic wants no part of that, which is why he tends to avoid her whenever possible, but is still willing to be there for her when she's in need as shown by both Sonic CD and Sonic Adventure 2.

Also, Elise kissing Sonic was one of the worst scenes in the franchise for a reason.

Messaggio originale di @xMaxrayx:

you cant take sonic plot seriously.

that's normal if the writer isn't the same person.

Not an excuse.
Different writers or not, you would at least expect them to understand the original lore and characters that were established from the very beginning.

[Ackranome]

Messaggio originale di @xMaxrayx:

Messaggio originale di Ackranome:

That might be Shadow. Amy and Sonic clearly have a strong relationship as they get older.

https://youtu.be/aqvtXNLLwgA

Also, Sonic literally steals Tails' romantic interest/girlfriend.

https://preview.redd.it/d5ejmumf5st81.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae8a5256fdebdaf0d874600ce593aaed2cc78bdd

Oh how "hook up" has changed.

but sonic have different thing in eatch game.

like Tiles was badass in Sonic adventure against "Chaos" but weak like a crybaby in sonic forces?

also, they said "dimension" in sonic generations and "different timeline" in sonic forces for sonic 2d.

you cant take sonic plot seriously.

that's normal if the writer isn't the same person.

Don't hate the player.

Hate the game.

Sonic gets around.

[Dark Redshift]

Messaggio originale di Lady Alcina Dimitrescu Fanboy:

Sonic is scum all these years and he never asked Amy for her hand. -_- Amy all sexy, thick and pink! what do you all think?

When he and Amy reach 16, he can have a threesome with her and Elise because he's free to love them both. Assuming morph DNA is too incompatible with humans to produce young, Amy will have to be the one to bear his kids. He may be going a long time after they reach the age of consent before that happens though: he's afraid of settling down and wants to run free, plus why give Eggman more potential targets to threaten, just to get under Sonic's skin? Even if he was able to teach his kids to run and survive the way he does, I doubt he could bear to lose them if Eggman kills them. It may cause him to do the same to Eggman in revenge if that happened though.

[El Shabs]

Probably never, surely moving at Sonic speed and generating heat harms Sonic's sperm, poor lad has been firing blanks for 3 decades

[Dark Redshift]

Messaggio originale di El Shabs:

Probably never, surely moving at Sonic speed and generating heat harms Sonic's sperm, poor lad has been firing blanks for 3 decades

That's an interesting take. I mean, it's non canon but one of the west origins of Sonic and Eggman had a nice version of Eggman called Ovi Kintobar (Ivo Robotnik backwards) give Sonic his iconic frictionless shoes so he wouldn't incinerate his feet while running at that speed. I don't think he thought to give him a frictionless codpiece too.

[Seraphita]

Messaggio originale di @xMaxrayx:

Do you mean sonic 06 ? pretty this game was a joke and you cant take it seriously?

Since when? I did not play 06 myself but I doubt the game can be discarded just because feelings. Also I love how everyone be like "ew human kissing sonic". I think it was fine?

Messaggio originale di NBOX21:

That's because Amy is the one with a love interest for Sonic, not the other way around.
Sonic wants no part of that, which is why he tends to avoid her whenever possible, but is still willing to be there for her when she's in need as shown by both Sonic CD and Sonic Adventure 2.

Also, Elise kissing Sonic was one of the worst scenes in the franchise for a reason.

I already know how it works for Amy, don't forget I also play Sonic games. But how is Elise one of the worst scenes to the point people try to ignore it? I am legit curious about what is the opinion on it. If it's just what I said above with "human kissed sonic ew" then I dunno.

[Owlet VII]

The issue with that scene is not that Elise is human. The issue is that Elise is cringe.

Also, Sonic was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead. He didn't kiss her, she kissed him. That's nooo good.

[Seraphita]

Messaggio originale di Owlet VII:

The issue with that scene is not that Elise is human. The issue is that Elise is cringe.

Also, Sonic was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead. He didn't kiss her, she kissed him. That's nooo good.

She brought him back to life, what are you talking about? Are people really gonna think "he got abused by a girl who saved his life with that kiss"? Because I watched that scene and that is what it looked like. I always thought people complained a little too much about it, tbh.

[Ikagura]

Why are some people fine with a random girl kissing an animal?



As I said before humans simply don't belong in Sonic.


And giving Sonic kids is the same as Mario having kids : it'd be unfitting and honestly against the characters and Status Quo.