Norsca/Wulfrik IM campaign i'm ready to nail my KB&M to wall

[PostalGibbon]

This have to be worst experience this game have to offer.
I have played 150 turns of this parody of Benny Hill show where i run ******* circles around Norsca constantly building my sacked ports over and over again.

History what has happened in my run:
Turn 5 Belagor puke war decleration lose all ports go bankcrupt.
Turn 10-15 Kill Belagor get instantly war declared by Surtha Ek and Azazel. Again lose all ports go bankcrupt.
Turn 15-30 Kill Surtha Ek confederate him. Kill Azazel and make peace with him.
Turn 30-40 After slapping Azazel got insta war declared by Throgg. Again losing all ports.
Turn 40-50 After Killing Throgg got immediately declared war by Sigvald the **** and Demon Prince Daniel in North. Again lose all ports and rebuild them.
Turn 50-100 Killed Sigvald and Daniel both making peace. Instantly got war declaration by Kislev Kostaltyn and Bretonnia Louen. Lose all ports in southern border and lose Albion to Fay Enchantress.
Killed Fay and Kostaltyn with Wulfric and Throgg no peace.
Turn 100-150 After being a war with Bretonnia and Kislev of course Valkia comes from north says Hello and declares war. Also Sigvald has been gathering courage and declares war both sacking my nothern ports and again bankcrupt.
Turn 150-> Slapped Valkia and Sigvald with Wulric and keep Kostaltyn busy with Throgg. Got vermintide and Trott declares war and starts to eat my Norsca from east.

And all this suffering you have to deal with Wulfric and Throgg who are fully stacked armies and then you have 1-2 crapstack armies trying to keep up with chaos lords norsca vassal crap creeping in to your ports all the time.

I have played TW2+3 almost 1000 hours combined and near to this level of frustration is TW2 ME Imrik campaign. This is played on Normal/Normal difficulty.
This is my first and last Norsca campaign i'm not touching this ever again (tryed this because it was only campaign from TW2 that i have not played).

[Fryskar]

Last time i nailed Belakor to my capitols walls with an ambush.

Instead of running circles, why don't you migrate to bretonnia?
You could safely ignore 3/4 of norsca, forceconfed it later and play it as red income faction like in 2.
Your stuff gets braindead op once you got some tech.

Its certainly one of the campaigns with a harder start.

[PostalGibbon]

Originally posted by Fryskar:

Last time i nailed Belakor to my capitols walls with an ambush.

Instead of running circles, why don't you migrate to bretonnia?
You could safely ignore 3/4 of norsca, forceconfed it later and play it as red income faction like in 2.
Your stuff gets braindead op once you got some tech.

Its certainly one of the campaigns with a harder start.

I read suggestion from Reddit that go to Lustria beat Skeggi and and then take sun in the beaches and drink something refreshing while trying to forget what a **** hole Norsca is.

[Kaneda]

Norsca is really hard to play now, as you have seen, its very hard to defend. I would suggest an differnt playstyle, because its hard to defend the norsca lands. Try to ally up with the most other norsca factions, they help defend the lands from all directions. while you raid the empire or get hunting.

[Fryskar]

Originally posted by PostalGibbon:

Originally posted by Fryskar:

Last time i nailed Belakor to my capitols walls with an ambush.

Instead of running circles, why don't you migrate to bretonnia?
You could safely ignore 3/4 of norsca, forceconfed it later and play it as red income faction like in 2.
Your stuff gets braindead op once you got some tech.

Its certainly one of the campaigns with a harder start.

I read suggestion from Reddit that go to Lustria beat Skeggi and and then take sun in the beaches and drink something refreshing while trying to forget what a **** hole Norsca is.

Driking a lizard smoothy is refreshing, but it takes way too long to get served.

[BigRockWall]

Originally posted by PostalGibbon:

Originally posted by Fryskar:

Last time i nailed Belakor to my capitols walls with an ambush.

Instead of running circles, why don't you migrate to bretonnia?
You could safely ignore 3/4 of norsca, forceconfed it later and play it as red income faction like in 2.
Your stuff gets braindead op once you got some tech.

Its certainly one of the campaigns with a harder start.

I read suggestion from Reddit that go to Lustria beat Skeggi and and then take sun in the beaches and drink something refreshing while trying to forget what a **** hole Norsca is.

Thats been a fav of mine since IE released. Now there is good reason to relocate (via mod) to the dragon isles. In addition to 4 port cities in 1 province, you are in close proximity to vassalize some Chorfs to add DQM and blunderbusses to your basically all melee roster. And considering your victory conditions are just to raze a bunch of cities, you can play tall (true for any Norsca start location really)

[Angelus]

i don't know how often i run around in circles. as long as they don't make this filthy fraction playable again. i won't play it anymore.

[Basarab Laiota]

sounds fun

[✳Sindri Myr✳]

Originally posted by PostalGibbon:

This have to be worst experience this game have to offer.

I doubt this can beat Kugath....but this got my interest.