Total War: WARHAMMER III

Total War: WARHAMMER III

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DARJUSH (Banned) Feb 2 @ 9:13am
never saw such plot armor in any tw game as elperth von draken lol
von carsteins ganbanging her, constantly sacking her settlements, sometimes razing. man i saw the sack nuln for 3 (three) consecutive turns lol just to make er survive and not let me take nuln without breaking ally with her (as reikland)
i guess its made for newbies to see her survive into late game and make em wanna buy her dlc lol
creative assembly what have they done to this franchise lol
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DARJUSH (Banned) Feb 2 @ 9:15am 
meanwhile middenland just lost to this nurgle chaos dude who sitting in his one settlemend above hochland xDD
and elspeth, no armies, like 5 von carstein armies chilling in her territory, just refusing to take it xDD just sacking xD just so i cannot capture nuln from em lol this game suck so much
...So you´re saying that no dlc characters ever get wiped out as a form of sales pitch?
Or is it just no TWW3 dlc factions never get wiped out?

Cuz my my memory is in fairness not the best, but I´m PRETTY sure I´ve seen TWW3 dlc factions get wiped out.
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Would it not have been a better advertisment for her to WIN that engagement, rather than have her be used as a punching bag by a TWW1 dlc character?
Last edited by Dr. Uncredible; Feb 2 @ 9:24am
Lol. Lmao even.
DARJUSH (Banned) Feb 2 @ 9:29am 
Originally posted by Dr. Uncredible:
...So you´re saying that no dlc characters ever get wiped out as a form of sales pitch?
Or is it just no TWW3 dlc factions never get wiped out?

Cuz my my memory is in fairness not the best, but I´m PRETTY sure I´ve seen TWW3 dlc factions get wiped out.
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Would it not have been a better advertisment for her to WIN that engagement, rather than have her be used as a punching bag by a TWW1 dlc character?
man they gangbanging her, they all over her and she barely makes 5 unit army just to they attack her and sack her settlement, they never take it lol xD
playing grimhammer mod but i doubt the creators of this mod would make her lucky nation lol xD
Originally posted by DARJUSH:
Originally posted by Dr. Uncredible:
...So you´re saying that no dlc characters ever get wiped out as a form of sales pitch?
Or is it just no TWW3 dlc factions never get wiped out?

Cuz my my memory is in fairness not the best, but I´m PRETTY sure I´ve seen TWW3 dlc factions get wiped out.
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Would it not have been a better advertisment for her to WIN that engagement, rather than have her be used as a punching bag by a TWW1 dlc character?
man they gangbanging her, they all over her and she barely makes 5 unit army just to they attack her and sack her settlement, they never take it lol xD
playing grimhammer mod but i doubt the creators of this mod would make her lucky nation lol xD
Look I have -no- idea what the Vlad AI is doing in that campaign, but I can promise you it´s not a sales pitch, it´s just too bloody stupid.
If anything it's showcasing her weakness.
-Thinks the AI being randomly dumb sometimes is a marketing tactic?
-Uses a mod that makes sweeping changes to the game?
-Assumes seeing something happen once means it always happens?

Check, check; and check.
Last edited by Chibbity; Feb 2 @ 9:38am
DARJUSH (Banned) Feb 2 @ 9:38am 
you dont believe me? see screenshot they just sacked steingard with 3 armies, pfeildorf in in ruin, rebels came, you see only 5 of them armies, they have more in the east. and you see 2 armies of elperth not even full stack and thats all shes have lol and still they refuse to take her settlements and destroy her lol, next turn they will come and sack steingard again. thats happening for around 50 turns like that lol XDDDDD
she has nuln reduced to 1 level, no army there and they just dont take it xD
here screenshot
https://ibb.co/gLbcQnvc
Originally posted by DARJUSH:
you dont believe me? see screenshot they just sacked steingard with 3 armies, pfeildorf in in ruin, rebels came, you see only 5 of them armies, they have more in the east. and you see 2 armies of elperth not even full stack and thats all shes have lol and still they refuse to take her settlements and destroy her lol, next turn they will come and sack steingard again. thats happening for around 50 turns like that lol XDDDDD
she has nuln reduced to 1 level, no army there and they just dont take it xD
here screenshot
https://ibb.co/gLbcQnvc
Look mate, we believe it´s happening, but it´s not a marketing thing.

A marketing move would be to make her look powerful, this just makes her look embarassing,
no one's going to quit out of their campaign to throw money at a dlc to unlock the goth-lady being wedgied and having her lunchmoney stolen by a guy from Game 1 who shaves with sulpuric acid.
DARJUSH (Banned) Feb 2 @ 9:44am 
i want that nult tank so badly but dont want to break alliance with this witch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lol xd but manfred wont take nuln for end game i assume
DARJUSH (Banned) Feb 2 @ 9:56am 
Originally posted by Dr. Uncredible:
Originally posted by DARJUSH:
you dont believe me? see screenshot they just sacked steingard with 3 armies, pfeildorf in in ruin, rebels came, you see only 5 of them armies, they have more in the east. and you see 2 armies of elperth not even full stack and thats all shes have lol and still they refuse to take her settlements and destroy her lol, next turn they will come and sack steingard again. thats happening for around 50 turns like that lol XDDDDD
she has nuln reduced to 1 level, no army there and they just dont take it xD
here screenshot
https://ibb.co/gLbcQnvc
Look mate, we believe it´s happening, but it´s not a marketing thing.

A marketing move would be to make her look powerful, this just makes her look embarassing,
no one's going to quit out of their campaign to throw money at a dlc to unlock the goth-lady being wedgied and having her lunchmoney stolen by a guy from Game 1 who shaves with sulpuric acid.
yes defend them greedy developrs, pay em more money lol xD
Last edited by DARJUSH; Feb 2 @ 9:56am
Big Moustache (Banned) Feb 2 @ 10:03am 
So you play Reikland and ally Elspeth. Only to wait 50 turns for vlad to kill her faction off? Why not confederate? Or god forbid, help kill those vampires.
Chibbity Feb 2 @ 10:06am 
Originally posted by DARJUSH:
she has nuln reduced to 1 level, no army there and they just dont take it xD
here screenshot
https://ibb.co/gLbcQnvc

*Face palm*

Tell us you don't know that Vampire Counts don't like to advance past their corruption without telling us, look at their faction info; it's literally right there.
Originally posted by DARJUSH:
Originally posted by Dr. Uncredible:
Look mate, we believe it´s happening, but it´s not a marketing thing.

A marketing move would be to make her look powerful, this just makes her look embarassing,
no one's going to quit out of their campaign to throw money at a dlc to unlock the goth-lady being wedgied and having her lunchmoney stolen by a guy from Game 1 who shaves with sulpuric acid.
yes defend them greedy developrs, pay em more money lol xD
Sir, this is a wake-up call, you´re being crazy.
I´m literally claiming your issue is being caused by CA's nonsensical AI,
in what world is that a defence?
Da_Higg Feb 2 @ 10:09am 
My guess from looking at the spreadsheet is that the 5 Vlad armies are all just zombies & skeletons and collectively are weaker than the army being lead by Emil von Korden; thus they wont take the city as doing so would result in Vlad loosing those armies when Emil retakes the city
DARJUSH (Banned) Feb 2 @ 10:30am 
Originally posted by Fragoos:
So you play Reikland and ally Elspeth. Only to wait 50 turns for vlad to kill her faction off? Why not confederate? Or god forbid, help kill those vampires.
i want her defend south and stay strong, i only want nuln tank the deliverance
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Date Posted: Feb 2 @ 9:13am
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