who has easiest life in warhammer fantasy

[D-Black Catto]

so we all know who has it hardest. that's skaven, no matter who you're born as, your life will be ♥♥♥♥ and probably short. Or perhaps a beastman female. Or a bretonnian peasant.

but who has it easiest? For whom life is fun and games? Bretonnian noble? A high elven prince? A sentient dragon? Perhaps an immortal tomb king? Or a longbeard dwarf indulging in bugman?

[Zeek]

Originally posted by D-Black Catto:

so we all know who has it hardest. that's skaven, no matter who you're born as, your life will be ♥♥♥♥ and probably short. Or perhaps a beastman female. Or a bretonnian peasant.

but who has it easiest? For whom life is fun and games? Bretonnian noble? A high elven prince? A sentient dragon? Perhaps an immortal tomb king? Or a longbeard dwarf indulging in bugman?

Realistically probably any high elf living on Uthuan.

Even if they're some lowly dock worker they have a very safe and easy life compared to the average empire or brettonia citizen dealing with disease, rat people, chaos, green skins, etc.

[Ashley]

In theory Bretonnians. They have a lifespan of minutes to maybe seconds before they expire due to disease and deformities brought on by thousands of years of inbreeding. Bretonnia has never NOT inbred. They are like those insects that live for a few hours only.

[Caramel_Clown]

Originally posted by D-Black Catto:

so we all know who has it hardest. that's skaven, no matter who you're born as, your life will be ♥♥♥♥ and probably short. Or perhaps a beastman female. Or a bretonnian peasant.

but who has it easiest? For whom life is fun and games? Bretonnian noble? A high elven prince? A sentient dragon? Perhaps an immortal tomb king? Or a longbeard dwarf indulging in bugman?

It's actually very simple. It's greenskins. Even though they have a very cruel social hierarchy and dynamics they are the only race that's having fun.

[John Cena]

Ogres. All they do is eat.

[Dis Lexic]

Probably either the High Elves or the Greenskins. The former because, well, an ancient society that can do nearly anything with magic, living on an island completely isolated from the rest of the world by magic? Sounds good to me!

And for the Greenskins, well, assuming your not a Goblin, they literally spend all their life doing what they love! Fighting and crumpin the Humies and engaging in some good ol WARRRRRRRRGGHH!

[Ashley]

Originally posted by Luke Skywalker:

Ogres. All they do is eat.

Is that why they're your favorite race if I remember right?

[John Cena]

Originally posted by Achungus Amongus:

Originally posted by Luke Skywalker:

Ogres. All they do is eat.

Is that why they're your favorite race if I remember right?

Yes. They are like me but uglier.

[Merque]

Dark Elves.

I'm starting to think they're the ONLY ones who know how entertainment goes. Sex, Drugs, Rock'n'Roll and hatred for High Elves - and slaves of course, because who the ♥♥♥♥ can be bothered with menial tasks?

[brownacs]

Originally posted by Merque:

Dark Elves.

I'm starting to think they're the ONLY ones who know how entertainment goes. Sex, Drugs, Rock'n'Roll and hatred for High Elves - and slaves of course, because who the ♥♥♥♥ can be bothered with menial tasks?

You know they murder each other all the time right?

[Merque]

Originally posted by brownacs:

Originally posted by Merque:

Dark Elves.

I'm starting to think they're the ONLY ones who know how entertainment goes. Sex, Drugs, Rock'n'Roll and hatred for High Elves - and slaves of course, because who the ♥♥♥♥ can be bothered with menial tasks?

You know they murder each other all the time right?

Sure but do you judge the entire ride by its last seconds? :D

[burningmime]

Some of the Apex vampire counts seem to have it nice. Vlad/Manny/Isabella choose to go out and fight, but there are probably a few Von Carsteins and pals who just sit around at their glorious estates being waited on by skeletons while sipping blood from a champagne glass.

But yeah, Elven nobles probably have it nicer.

[A.Pot]

Dragons. Most of them just sleep off the millennia

[grab these bandages]

Teclis, he just chill in his tower and learn new spells all days until End Times

[Troglodyte]

Probably a high ranking nurgle devotee

[Humble]

I guess high elves, they might enjoy rich life, and are immortal, can't get sick/disease in normal way (clean/holy immortal, not like undead and chaos but not a invincible, could get virus or corrupt, sword of khaine and Dark elves anyone?)
Chaos or undead do had immortal but I don't think Chaos had a "nice life" it's all about painful and suffering, sickness. so go while undead might don't feel anything painful, just feel hollow, empty, so go on but only vampire might had a feeling sure thirst of blood unless they drink dragon blood or magic or something that keep thirst down or remove it.

bretonnian/empire, humankind don't had easy life in world of warhammer. very fragile unless they managed to get technology to do it for them.

skaven get dark technology while empire get clean technology (still not reach there, just age of gunpower)