Hi There....Need Advice from Creative Assembly

[BOB THE BUILDER]

Hello, my name is Bob. I'm a shy, timid, introverted and autistic person who would like some advice from Creative Assembly. Could you please tell me how I can be banned for being a bystander? Would you like me to give some constructive feedback?

I'm curious to know why Creative Assembly is considered a trashy and greedy company. I'm also concerned about Rob Bartholomew's role in releasing overpriced and excessive DLCs that should have been included in the base game. Is this the business reality of supporting Warhammer III?

I've spent a lot of money on DLCs and now I can't afford my medication. It seems like your company's greed is taking money out of my pocket with no value to show for it. With the base game and all the DLCs, it adds up to well over $700 per player, which is quite a lot. I love the YouTube videos trashing you.....Creative Assembly.

I used to love the Creative Assembly brand, I really do, which is why I continue to play the old games despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

Look at this mess you created Creative Assembly. Just look at it:

I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? Why the reskins of all your games with no investment in better game mechanics? Why are you gas lighting your community?

You don’t get to a position like yours Creative Assembly with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the re-skins in all your Total War games since Shogun 2 and sought strategies in your team meetings to screw your community. Yes, you sought to steal our lunch money in the schoolyard like the bully you are.... by attempting to bend us over and making us assume the position.

But something amazing happened. The community stood up and socked you in the jaw as you attempted to bend us over and ram it into us. My only question is: How can you live like this? I can’t imagine what ethics with your family is like, it must be like something out of a Trump documentary.

As I said earlier, I loved your brand, I really did. It’s just a shame you have no ethics and it came crashing down all around you. Is this enough to get me banned?

[WarTourist]

Dear Die Hard, You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof.

P.S. Do you know Mad Max?

[Aleera]

Your post history claims otherwise.

[raynay]

Yeah, its a tragedy, not having money for ya meds obviously is an issue!
If its helping i could block you while waiting, might help to ease the pain?

[Codian]

Originally posted by Rianne:

Your post history claims otherwise.

oh look, the terminally online defender

[Dr. Uncredible]

Hmm, decent post, forgot the bit where you´re an orphan who´s also been forced to put your rescue pup down because of the price hike, other´n that, decent work.

[Havean]

Originally posted by Codian:

Originally posted by Rianne:

Your post history claims otherwise.

oh look, the terminally online defender

Did they say something untrue?

[SpeaksTooFast]

Originally posted by Rianne:

Your post history claims otherwise.

They don't even own the game on this account, not worth engaging.

[Aleera]

Originally posted by Codian:

Originally posted by Rianne:

Your post history claims otherwise.

oh look, the terminally online defender

Astounding. Not 1 word of your description is applicable.

[Ashley]

Include some insults

[F0X7]

Originally posted by BOB THE BUILDER:

But something amazing happened. The community stood up and socked you in the jaw as you attempted to bend us over and ram it into us.

It truly is amazing watching the downfall of CA brought about solely by their own complacency and hubris. It is so great to watch them flounder and squirm as the community actually comes together for once to show them that no, their attitude and their products, are NOT ok. To be fair, game communities are typically too brown-nosed and self hating to collectively agree on anything that could actually enact change. They've simply never seen it happen before, so now they are gob-smacked in shock.

They can ban each and every one of us then watch their next major release miss even the most lax sales targets imaginable that would still make the investors laugh them out of the room.
Or... and this is purely hypothetical... They can learn to take one on the chin for once, apologize like adults, be transparent with us on bug fixes, and permanently drop the price of the buddy dlc now and state up front what future dlc will costs...

[l33tn3ss_17]

Originally posted by Rianne:

Originally posted by Codian:

oh look, the terminally online defender

Astounding. Not 1 word of your description is applicable.

My girl Rianne is just contrarian 100% of the time. Keep at it ~

[Aleera]

Originally posted by l33tn3ss_17:

Originally posted by Rianne:

Astounding. Not 1 word of your description is applicable.

My girl Rianne is just contrarian 100% of the time. Keep at it ~

Oh amazing. My comment got a clown award. I wonder which troll with a superiority complex who never posts otherwise gave me that award.

It's a mystery.

Stop calling me your girl, it's disgusting.

[Velber]

heres some advice

galli canes sugentes

[Golfbag Mansampler]

Originally posted by Rianne:

Originally posted by Codian:

oh look, the terminally online defender

Astounding. Not 1 word of your description is applicable.

Yes it is, he was right on the money.

[Adam]

Bans issued by game developers need to be appealed via that developer's support team.

I've locked the thread as appealing via those methods is your best route forward.