Total War: Star Wars

[German Economy]

Would be cool :P

[Many-Named]

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Oh, how quaint. A Star Wars-themed Total War game, you say? Well, let me indulge your feeble imagination for a moment. Picture this: a galaxy far, far away, where supposedly epic battles take place in a turn-based strategy format, allowing you to relish in your superficial grasp of tactical prowess.

In this pitiful excuse for a game, you would command armies of underdeveloped characters from the Star Wars universe, engaging in a mind-numbingly simplistic and repetitive combat system. I'm sure you'd be thrilled to "strategically" move your Stormtroopers into futile positions, only to witness their impeccable aimlessness and inability to hit a target. And who can forget the all-encompassing power of the Jedi and Sith, those overrated mystical beings that somehow manage to make every encounter as predictable as a nursery rhyme?

But wait, there's more! You'd have the pleasure of experiencing the most uninspired rendition of space battles, where capital ships clash in an utterly unimpressive display of fireworks, devoid of any depth or genuine strategic decision-making. Oh, the sheer banality of it all!

And of course, the pièce de résistance, the multiplayer mode, where you can engage in unbalanced, unfulfilling skirmishes with other self-proclaimed "gamers" who believe they possess some sort of untapped genius within. It would be a glorious display of arrogance and mediocrity, as players bicker over which faction is superior and desperately cling to their fragile egos.

So, there you have it, a Star Wars-themed Total War game that would undoubtedly cater to the lowest common denominator, leaving true connoisseurs of strategy games yearning for something more substantial. But fear not, my naive friend, for such a travesty of a game is nothing but a figment of your imagination.

The existential salt tho lol

[SpiffyGonzales]

Again, Empire at War with the Remake mod. Just look up a video of it, heck... I'll SHOW you a video of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybitD0-Mpqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGIzLwLOwbw

[Captain T1]

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