Some Dwarf Jokes

[Verstummeln]

How can a dwarf grab his book from the top cabinet? He can't he's too short.

How can a goblin able to take out a dwarf? he shroomed him.

How long will this said grudge be settled? The sun will just melt their Valaya basement dwelling skin and eyes.

Write some funny shortie jokes as I like to have my grudge entries be filled.

[jonoliveira12]

Originally posted by Human bean:

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

No, I am a khornate berzerker.

I both rage, and laugh at rage, all day, every day.

OMG, must be exhausting! Perhaps all you really need is a vacation?

I will have a vacation, when Naestra finally accepts going out with me, to Couronne.

We are going for the wine, you see.
The blood wine.
They say that Louen's comes out golden. I guess we will see when I crack him open.

[Human bean]

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

Originally posted by Human bean:

OMG, must be exhausting! Perhaps all you really need is a vacation?

I will have a vacation, when Naestra finally accepts going out with me, to Couronne.

We are going for the wine, you see.
The blood wine.
They say that Louen's comes out golden. I guess we will see when I crack him open.

Gross :(

[jonoliveira12]

Originally posted by Human bean:

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

I will have a vacation, when Naestra finally accepts going out with me, to Couronne.

We are going for the wine, you see.
The blood wine.
They say that Louen's comes out golden. I guess we will see when I crack him open.

Gross :(

Not if it is with a brunette!

[Human bean]

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

Originally posted by Human bean:

Gross :(

Not if it is with a brunette!

Hmmm. True

[jonoliveira12]

Originally posted by Human bean:

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

Not if it is with a brunette!

Hmmm. True

My corruption shows results.

Soon, you will transition from "le baguette" to "das brunette".

[Human bean]

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

Originally posted by Human bean:

Hmmm. True

My corruption shows results.

Soon, you will transition from "le baguette" to "das brunette".

I was always a baguette MIT eine brunette

[jonoliveira12]

Originally posted by Human bean:

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

My corruption shows results.

Soon, you will transition from "le baguette" to "das brunette".

I was always a baguette MIT eine brunette

Never! The result of that combination, will destroy the world!

[Verstummeln]

You both are pathetic.

[Human bean]

Originally posted by Verstummeln:

You both are pathetic.

In the words of Someone: Come on, man!

[Goose]

ngl i still laugh at the dwarf joke in this video to this day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqhc3mK06r0

[jonoliveira12]

Originally posted by Verstummeln:

You both are pathetic.

Says the guy that could not make ONE dwarf joke, in his own thread of dwarf jokes.

Talk about coming up short...

[Human bean]

Originally posted by Interstellar Samaritan:

ngl i still laugh at the dwarf joke in this video to this day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqhc3mK06r0

"we must not be the blinded of our own need for POWAH" (said the three meter tall guy)

[jonoliveira12]

Originally posted by Human bean:

Originally posted by Interstellar Samaritan:

ngl i still laugh at the dwarf joke in this video to this day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqhc3mK06r0

"we must not be the blinded of our own need for POWAH" (said the three meter tall guy)

Only those confident in their own power, can look past it.
Something as only the strong can truly be merciful, or only the just can truly forgive.

[Human bean]

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

Originally posted by Human bean:

"we must not be the blinded of our own need for POWAH" (said the three meter tall guy)

Only those confident in their own power, can look past it.
Something as only the strong can truly be merciful, or only the just can truly forgive.

You know, neither of us has come any closer to telling jokes?

[Prisoner 76561197992841073]

'Ow do dem Dwarfs celebrate a win in battle?
Dey raise a mug and shout, "WAAAGH! We's da tall 'uns now!"