Why am I SO WET

[A Pebble]

Bro why do I need to use 8 bath towels to dry myself off from the rain. Just to not even dry myself off completely and still be moist. Why. Am. I. So. WET?!

[TexasDevil]

I always wear a leather coat and hat. I never get the wet moodle in rain.

[Nordil(Hun)]

Originally posted by TexasDevil:

I always wear a leather coat and hat. I never get the wet moodle in rain.

Outdoorsman by any chance?

[Retro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBUGfs9rwms

[A Pebble]

Originally posted by TexasDevil:

I always wear a leather coat and hat. I never get the wet moodle in rain.

Originally posted by Nordil(Hun):

Originally posted by TexasDevil:

I always wear a leather coat and hat. I never get the wet moodle in rain.

Outdoorsman by any chance?

I have outdoorsman as well and its nothing but wet or soaking constantly

[DarkFaceGlow]

Could be sweat too…

[Napo]

Yeah the amount of towels needed to make yourself dry seems a bit silly, I also always need 5 or 6 minimum.. So I just skip it entirely and it doesn't seem to affect the gameplay that much for me

[Animalman]

Interesting. Grab a poncho from a hunting supply, camping or military base. Being wet is pretty rough in rain weather and prone to illness which I always pick nowadays.

[Gundalf]

maybe wearing firefighter pants. this is how i solved it

[Bennyboi08]

bro one bath towel should be able to dry your entire body 3 or 4 times but do outdoorsman and wear a leather jacket always pick outdoorsman if you have Prone to sickness

[Quill]

You get wet from water falling out of the sky and coming out of your body

Your outet wear can be bone dry but your tank top can be completely soaked because you're wearing 3 coats in summer while sprinting around

[Death]

Because you aren't married to Ben Shapiro.

I noticed this thread was old and I should've let it die again, but I had that joke all loaded up and it would've been a shame to waste it.

[Dredd]

Are people wondering why it takes several bath towels to dry yourself off after getting caught in the rain and soaked? Go right now and put on some socks, jeans, a t-shirt, a long sleeve, a jacket, a beanie, some shoes, and some gloves and take a quick shower. Now get out and tell me how many towels it takes to completely dry you and your clothes.

Just get the "wring out your clothes mod," there's even a version that lets you wring it into your mouth for that sweet hydration.

[RudyTheNinja]

May I suggest avoiding the lingerie store at the mall

[A Pebble]

Originally posted by Death:

Because you aren't married to Ben Shapiro.

I noticed this thread was old and I should've let it die again, but I had that joke all loaded up and it would've been a shame to waste it.

I don't get it.

[BeetlePie]

Originally posted by A Pebble:

Why. Am. I. So. WET?!

You're just horny, reading the magazine HottieZ should do the job.