Eternal Return

Eternal Return

YourFreeUseHairbrush Feb 24, 2024 @ 8:24am
buff piolo and bernice and shoichi and especially jan. STOP HATING MEN.
I dont want a better version of a character. Like what you basically did to Jan by releasing a better version aka kenneth and lyanh....Jan is expected to aa to use his passive but he has no durability like ken w....jan is also expected to stunlock people but he gets no cdr on hit like lyanh nor does he get the range or wideness of abilities. He also has this ship flow to him like if you miss space your w you can lose your combo.l ike wtf???? there is no other character in the game besides this idiot that gets *u**** by their own ability and puts the enemy out of their own effective range. jan is so ship. ship range ship utility ship damage. only useful if *u***u*** ignore him. but every character is useful if you ignore them.

Yuki (single target cc + aoe high damage ult + squishier + more mobile + faster damage) is to Magnus (single target cc + high damage aoe ult + tanky + less mobile + slower damage)as Piolo is to hyunwoo. BUT WHY THE *U** is piolo so god dang clunky. He's supposed to be the faster more damagey version of hyunwoo, but he is so like weird. Can you please just combine some of his ship like his q1 does channel damage and slows and does armor break. (like you changed isols useless w.) his e pierces and e2 has increased range depending on how SHORT you channeled it. [idk i dont play piolo because he's a pain in the *** to play, and when I do see a person who can play a piolo the stats aren't up to stuff]

Sho *u***** ichi. how the mighty have fallen. So since abigail exists now as a bruiser-assassin version of this character, you can give shoichi more assassin tools right????????? like movement speed. or wall walking (this would be great on daniel btw because all these lame pokers [all you *u***** haze players, u shipsella players, u adela players, u tia players, u adriana players, u priya players,u karla players just turtle up in a hallway and poor daniel can't do ship. daniel got less everything. less cc. less sustain. less utility. less damage over time all with higher risk). ACTUALLY wall walking would be great unique dagger passive (wink speaking in your kind of balance here NN). maybe give shoichi a silence and execute scaling. a fight reset like akali smoke bomb.... (which i have no clue why you keep giving these type of ship to the wrong archtypes. like...HART. all *u*** *** poke spam mages, all the *u****** females....etc)

Bernaughty himself. This guy is getting *u***** power crept by katja in like 1 week. and is already power crept by claymores. katja and bernaughty got all the same abilities and utilities except katja's movement ability isn't *** and her vision button isn't a melee ranged ability and gives a good amount of vision. not this dog ship 1/3 of a bush foot hold ship you call a trap. AND since shes female I FULLY EXPECT her vison ability to give decent damage in some form not the dog ship 30 damage bleed at level 20 bernaughty has with full build. The only thing bernaughty has is range on q and probably a better teamfight ultimate which is still insanely easy to counter still.....his aa is still ship because he never gets the full value of each shot unless you want to die instantly. FIRST BUFF give him *u***** pistol skill. sniper is for long range not the shortest mid range aaer (on par with tsubame at 4m) in the game. THEN you give him an ACTUAL E since he has pistol skill. a POINT AND *u***** CLICK STUN. you heard me. A LOW SKILL SILVIA MECHANIC. he hits you with his hunter knifeand bam stunned at 5m range AND its AOE AND it gives him durability since this character and theodore (both have aoe aa's, aoe q's, aoe ults) are all about aoe. THIRD BUFF he gets a dash and add more broken ship here AND HIS ULTIMATE? it still does the same single target aoe root but if it gets stasised or invuld or parried or cleansed or dash as it hits and they still move anyways they are slowed by 99% for 3 seconds because its a *u***** giant ebola.
Last edited by YourFreeUseHairbrush; Feb 24, 2024 @ 8:34am
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Panikhida Mar 4, 2024 @ 12:14am 
As a Jan OTP thats the worst Jan take possible.

Have you tried actually learning to play the character? Hes objectively S tier and has been this way for a few mounths.
Last edited by Panikhida; Mar 4, 2024 @ 12:17am
RikaFriedRice Apr 18, 2024 @ 11:34pm 
Bernice is literally one of the strongest gunners in the game.
Yuki is fantastic
Alonso is a strong tank
Jan has good utility
Luke is a crowd favorite and has retained most of his power over the nerfs

You literally seem like you're trying to be mad at something because you have some deeper problems.
MerlinCross Apr 21, 2024 @ 11:11pm 
Originally posted by RikaFriedRice:
Bernice is literally one of the strongest gunners in the game.
Yuki is fantastic
Alonso is a strong tank
Jan has good utility
Luke is a crowd favorite and has retained most of his power over the nerfs

You literally seem like you're trying to be mad at something because you have some deeper problems.

Bernice yes, Yuki okay. Jan annoying. Luke is never going to get changed even though the game has changed from his days of stompping people in alley, something he can still DO in a team game. There's just better outplayers if you want that.

Alonso is a strong tank; that's the problem. That's all he does. And in a game that's as burst heavy as this, having to rely on the other two players to be good is a death trap.

Markus just tanked everything and ran me and another guy down, why the heck would I want Alonso on the team? To just... stun? Markus already has disruption and better chase.

"But he was at a tourament" oh cool. So he's only viable in a highly organized and well practiced coordinated team.

OP seems like a Clown but he does have a point of some characters are just better than others to the point of "Why would I ever one to play X when Y exists and does it so much better."

Edit: Kenneth just ran my entire team down for the uptenth time; taking all the hits, living, disrupting, and killing us all.

Kenneth is what the game actually needs; a tank like Alonso belongs in League or Dota.
Last edited by MerlinCross; Apr 21, 2024 @ 11:38pm
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