Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Batwurst
102 Comments
ShadowMan44 Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:19am 
god this has limitless nametag potential
lew Mar 15, 2020 @ 1:42pm 
I can't wait for the scout mains to rename it "My turd" and make a habit out of beating people to death with it.
ya boi Jul 1, 2016 @ 8:54am 
I love this but the only problem I see is knowing the community they would rename it to something like "lololololol my long wiener"
XAVIERTHEEPIC Jun 15, 2016 @ 8:42pm 
perfect
Viewbob Jun 4, 2016 @ 7:03pm 
hey bruv, cant comment on profiles for some reason
nut᠌t᠌᠌ ⁧⁧🗿🚬 Nov 30, 2015 @ 6:55am 
I'm sure you've always wanted to slap your weiner on your teammates
I'm sure you've always wanted to slap your weiner on your teammates
I'm sure you've always wanted to slap your weiner on your teammates
slap your weinerslap your weinerslap your weinerslap your weinerslap your weiner

nigga please.
Jonny Vegas Feb 18, 2015 @ 4:44pm 
TF2 needs more humor. Like Saints Row 3 & 4.
ChoSo the Victo Feb 18, 2015 @ 6:19am 
Here comes the dick jokes -_-
Dreamy Sundae Feb 17, 2015 @ 6:49am 
Hmm... no legs...
Looks like Scout is gonna need a third leg.
The Cupcake Feb 16, 2015 @ 11:02pm 
I know this is probably gonna sound childish but... IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS!!!
romanbellic96 Feb 16, 2015 @ 10:06am 
epic
Oelspill Feb 15, 2015 @ 7:47am 
Looks like a piece of poop....
. Feb 15, 2015 @ 5:37am 
Its a really COol Weapon....But i got to say....It Jiggles Way Too Much..... And It makes The Whole Thing Look really......Disturbing......And It looks like.....Somthing that isnt A Food.....It Looks Like A Certain Body Part..... But other then that, if it jiggled less and looked a little MOre Like A Sausage It would be a great wepaon, Really Good Job On this, I Bet U worked Hard On it :D, Keep Up The Good Work
Pyrelancer Feb 14, 2015 @ 6:25pm 
Now scout can toss his milk jizz while throwing his baseballs balls
around AND slapping people with his bratwurst meat!
So'n Psycho Sep 21, 2014 @ 2:50am 
Magst du Bratwurst?
Victoria Jul 18, 2014 @ 11:26pm 
what about the manns meat thats already on workshop and its beter detailed and also has jiggle bones
Kabii Jul 14, 2014 @ 4:32pm 
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CF Jul 14, 2014 @ 11:14am 
Should be like the Holy Mackeral and the Un-Armed Combat, where it counts the hits on enemies
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Lust Jul 13, 2014 @ 7:30pm 
Dat description
Dr. Dicking Jul 10, 2014 @ 1:36pm 
It's almost perfect, excepting that it sounds like a bat.
thethirdone Jul 9, 2014 @ 10:08pm 
Can I get a model?
thethirdone Jul 9, 2014 @ 10:08pm 
I need this weapon.
Raging 5oldier Jul 9, 2014 @ 7:23pm 
Aahhh... Jiggle effects at it's finest.
Deeno Jul 8, 2014 @ 11:31pm 
Looks like a fucking gross parasite, 10/10 valve pls
uncle piss Jul 7, 2014 @ 11:34pm 
This ain't a German wiener... This is my Nemesis' wiener.
kiwi Jul 7, 2014 @ 8:10pm 
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NebulaKell Jul 6, 2014 @ 11:34pm 
dat wiener wiggle doe
Luft Jul 6, 2014 @ 3:35pm 
lol this weapon is funnny
Not Danny DeVito Jul 5, 2014 @ 2:47pm 
Use either the ham shank sound or the fish sound
Potato God Jun 16, 2014 @ 8:04am 
this is amazing :D. the only thing it needs is to not sound like a bat
Liquid Epstein Feb 1, 2014 @ 1:19am 
This is just...
Eregmir Jan 8, 2014 @ 5:47pm 
change the sound of it like pat ur cheek with ur hand and just record it and BOOM new sound
Link Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:50am 
@Hideous I know!
Andicraft  [author] Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:46am 
That's a really shit joke.
Link Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:40am 
If only there were female characters in the game...get it?
having fun :) Jan 6, 2014 @ 4:09pm 
Awesome idea! Except for the sound effect, you should have something different, instead of the sound of being hit with a metal bat
๊CheemCheemZ Jan 4, 2014 @ 4:57pm 
Ehh, no thanks...
Militron Jan 3, 2014 @ 2:15pm 
Scout has enough weapons, it should be a medic melee:
- On hit: +30% heal rate for 10 seconds
- +15% Movement speed while active
- +30% fire damage vulnerability
- +10% firing speed
pebl Dec 30, 2013 @ 12:15am 
JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE FLIP FLAP FLOP JIGGLELY all da way!
Dad Dec 28, 2013 @ 7:43am 
it's awesome
AUGUSTUS TRUMP Nov 6, 2013 @ 10:36am 
I think a real brat would move less, maybe have a slight bend according to movements. but not so snakey like it seems now. otherwise, seems to fit in along with the food flings of others, like the hambone and milk and whatnot
[π] PieOverload Oct 5, 2013 @ 5:09pm 
the only thing more humiliating than the holy mackerel
[π] PieOverload Oct 5, 2013 @ 5:07pm 
SAUSAGE
Justiceer Oct 3, 2013 @ 6:20am 
If This Will Be Added It Will Be Gabe's Favorite Weapon
spring fox Jul 10, 2013 @ 6:14pm 
yukko thats is gross
Enri M. Louvre Jul 6, 2013 @ 2:35pm 
@ASS-O-MIZER I can understand how much you hate, being used to using rainbow dildos to emulate being fucked by your dream pony.
λSS-O-MIZER Jul 6, 2013 @ 2:25am 
wtf. no man, seriously.wtf. it looks like a cooked penis. and when u hit someone it sounds as an iron bat. use the holy mackerel sounds and maybe it can sounds realistic.
Steel the Kyōkotsu Nov 22, 2012 @ 5:50pm 
This'd probably end up as another reskin for the Holy Mackerel... and go with the Hot Dogger.
brumba555 Nov 22, 2012 @ 7:04am 
need this.