Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Batwurst
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100 Comments
Soldier Rockets Guy Jul 1, 2016 @ 8:54am 
I love this but the only problem I see is knowing the community they would rename it to something like "lololololol my long wiener"
XAVIERTHEEPIC Jun 15, 2016 @ 8:42pm 
perfect
sea cucumber Jun 4, 2016 @ 7:03pm 
hey bruv, cant comment on profiles for some reason
d o t s Nov 30, 2015 @ 6:55am 
I'm sure you've always wanted to slap your weiner on your teammates
I'm sure you've always wanted to slap your weiner on your teammates
I'm sure you've always wanted to slap your weiner on your teammates
slap your weinerslap your weinerslap your weinerslap your weinerslap your weiner

nigga please.
[Redacted] Feb 18, 2015 @ 4:44pm 
TF2 needs more humor. Like Saints Row 3 & 4.
Chosen Squirrel The Victorious Feb 18, 2015 @ 6:19am 
Here comes the dick jokes -_-
TheAmazingRainbow! Feb 17, 2015 @ 6:49am 
Hmm... no legs...
Looks like Scout is gonna need a third leg.
The Cupcake Feb 16, 2015 @ 11:02pm 
I know this is probably gonna sound childish but... IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS!!!
romanbellic96 Feb 16, 2015 @ 10:06am 
epic
[ToD]Machinez «Τωβ» Feb 15, 2015 @ 7:47am 
Looks like a piece of poop....
Gunz De La Rose Feb 15, 2015 @ 5:37am 
Its a really COol Weapon....But i got to say....It Jiggles Way Too Much..... And It makes The Whole Thing Look really......Disturbing......And It looks like.....Somthing that isnt A Food.....It Looks Like A Certain Body Part..... But other then that, if it jiggled less and looked a little MOre Like A Sausage It would be a great wepaon, Really Good Job On this, I Bet U worked Hard On it :D, Keep Up The Good Work
Flametosser Feb 14, 2015 @ 6:25pm 
Now scout can toss his milk jizz while throwing his baseballs balls
around AND slapping people with his bratwurst meat!
So'n Psycho Sep 21, 2014 @ 2:50am 
Magst du Bratwurst?
200% Dad Jul 18, 2014 @ 11:26pm 
what about the manns meat thats already on workshop and its beter detailed and also has jiggle bones
Dr Kabii Jul 14, 2014 @ 4:32pm 
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IChaseFish Jul 14, 2014 @ 11:14am 
Should be like the Holy Mackeral and the Un-Armed Combat, where it counts the hits on enemies
Mike Hawk Jul 13, 2014 @ 7:33pm 
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Trap Jul 13, 2014 @ 7:30pm 
Dat description
/FSnC\ Dr. Dicking Jul 10, 2014 @ 1:36pm 
It's almost perfect, excepting that it sounds like a bat.
Acrazyguy Jul 9, 2014 @ 10:08pm 
Can I get a model?
Acrazyguy Jul 9, 2014 @ 10:08pm 
I need this weapon.
The Rageful One Jul 9, 2014 @ 7:23pm 
Aahhh... Jiggle effects at it's finest.
Dino Jul 8, 2014 @ 11:31pm 
Looks like a fucking gross parasite, 10/10 valve pls
peesh Jul 7, 2014 @ 11:34pm 
This ain't a German wiener... This is my Nemesis' wiener.
Shruggy Jul 7, 2014 @ 8:10pm 
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FreezingHeat Jul 6, 2014 @ 11:34pm 
dat wiener wiggle doe
Luft Jul 6, 2014 @ 3:35pm 
lol this weapon is funnny
Not Danny DeVito Jul 5, 2014 @ 2:47pm 
Use either the ham shank sound or the fish sound
Potato God Jun 16, 2014 @ 8:04am 
this is amazing :D. the only thing it needs is to not sound like a bat
Old Memes Feb 1, 2014 @ 1:19am 
This is just...
Eregmir Jan 8, 2014 @ 5:47pm 
change the sound of it like pat ur cheek with ur hand and just record it and BOOM new sound
Linkle S. Jr Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:50am 
@Hideous I know!
Hideous  [author] Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:46am 
That's a really shit joke.
Linkle S. Jr Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:40am 
If only there were female characters in the game...get it?
Law Abiding Citizen Jan 6, 2014 @ 4:09pm 
Awesome idea! Except for the sound effect, you should have something different, instead of the sound of being hit with a metal bat
๊Joose Box Jan 4, 2014 @ 4:57pm 
Ehh, no thanks...
iKoN Grand Turk Erdogan Jan 3, 2014 @ 2:15pm 
Scout has enough weapons, it should be a medic melee:
- On hit: +30% heal rate for 10 seconds
- +15% Movement speed while active
- +30% fire damage vulnerability
- +10% firing speed
½ pebble Dec 30, 2013 @ 12:15am 
JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE FLIP FLAP FLOP JIGGLELY all da way!
★~Picolas Cage~★| Dec 28, 2013 @ 7:43am 
it's awesome
{AV} Honeybee Nov 6, 2013 @ 10:36am 
I think a real brat would move less, maybe have a slight bend according to movements. but not so snakey like it seems now. otherwise, seems to fit in along with the food flings of others, like the hambone and milk and whatnot
[π] PieOverload Oct 5, 2013 @ 5:09pm 
the only thing more humiliating than the holy mackerel
[π] PieOverload Oct 5, 2013 @ 5:07pm 
SAUSAGE
Jonsontrue Oct 3, 2013 @ 6:20am 
If This Will Be Added It Will Be Gabe's Favorite Weapon
ol' joe Jul 10, 2013 @ 6:14pm 
yukko thats is gross
E N D L E S S Jul 6, 2013 @ 2:35pm 
@ASS-O-MIZER I can understand how much you hate, being used to using rainbow dildos to emulate being fucked by your dream pony.
λSS-O-MIZER Jul 6, 2013 @ 2:25am 
wtf. no man, seriously.wtf. it looks like a cooked penis. and when u hit someone it sounds as an iron bat. use the holy mackerel sounds and maybe it can sounds realistic.
Steel the Kyōkotsu Nov 22, 2012 @ 5:50pm 
This'd probably end up as another reskin for the Holy Mackerel... and go with the Hot Dogger.
Statikkpotato Nov 22, 2012 @ 7:04am 
need this.
The Dockmaster Nov 12, 2012 @ 10:18pm 
holy shit cannot unsee the bideo
John Beatles Nov 11, 2012 @ 4:55pm 
A perfect weapon for penis jokes.