The Batwurst
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what about the manns meat thats already on workshop and its beter detailed and also has jiggle bones
=[o.W.n.]= Dr. KAWAII™ Jul 14 @ 4:32pm 
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DerpMann Jul 14 @ 11:14am 
Should be like the Holy Mackeral and the Un-Armed Combat, where it counts the hits on enemies
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..::!$irLemon::.. Jul 13 @ 7:30pm 
Dat description
/FSnC\ Dr. Dicking Jul 10 @ 1:36pm 
It's almost perfect, excepting that it sounds like a bat.
Acrazyguy Jul 9 @ 10:08pm 
Can I get a model?
Acrazyguy Jul 9 @ 10:08pm 
I need this weapon.
xALL THE RAGEx Jul 9 @ 7:23pm 
Aahhh... Jiggle effects at it's finest.
WaffleDinosaur Jul 8 @ 11:31pm 
Looks like a fucking gross parasite, 10/10 valve pls
Peesh Jul 7 @ 11:34pm 
This ain't a German wiener... This is my Nemesis' wiener.
Jeff Gordoge Jul 7 @ 8:10pm 
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FreezingHeat Jul 6 @ 11:34pm 
dat wiener wiggle doe
[IPH]Luft Jul 6 @ 3:35pm 
lol this weapon is funnny
tittles Jul 5 @ 2:47pm 
Use either the ham shank sound or the fish sound
Potato God Jun 16 @ 8:04am 
this is amazing :D. the only thing it needs is to not sound like a bat
Party of Won Feb 1 @ 1:19am 
This is just...
-[PBN]- Hadesplaya Jan 8 @ 5:47pm 
change the sound of it like pat ur cheek with ur hand and just record it and BOOM new sound
LINKBITCH Jan 8 @ 11:50am 
@Hideous I know!
Hideous  [author] Jan 8 @ 11:46am 
That's a really shit joke.
LINKBITCH Jan 8 @ 11:40am 
If only there were female characters in the game...get it?
Bec Noir Jan 6 @ 4:09pm 
Awesome idea! Except for the sound effect, you should have something different, instead of the sound of being hit with a metal bat
BLU3 Jan 4 @ 4:57pm 
Ehh, no thanks...
MILITRON Jan 3 @ 2:15pm 
Scout has enough weapons, it should be a medic melee:
- On hit: +30% heal rate for 10 seconds
- +15% Movement speed while active
- +30% fire damage vulnerability
- +10% firing speed
۩۞|-The Frozen Heart-|۞۩ Dec 30, 2013 @ 12:15am 
JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE FLIP FLAP FLOP JIGGLELY all da way!
Y0L0 $W@G ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dec 28, 2013 @ 7:43am 
it's awesome
Saint Nov 6, 2013 @ 10:36am 
I think a real brat would move less, maybe have a slight bend according to movements. but not so snakey like it seems now. otherwise, seems to fit in along with the food flings of others, like the hambone and milk and whatnot
[π]PieOverLoad Oct 5, 2013 @ 5:09pm 
the only thing more humiliating than the holy mackerel
[π]PieOverLoad Oct 5, 2013 @ 5:07pm 
SAUSAGE
Jonsontrue™ Oct 3, 2013 @ 6:20am 
If This Will Be Added It Will Be Gabe's Favorite Weapon
trollercoaster Jul 10, 2013 @ 6:14pm 
yukko thats is gross
CS:PRO Jul 6, 2013 @ 2:35pm 
@ASS-O-MIZER I can understand how much you hate, being used to using rainbow dildos to emulate being fucked by your dream pony.
λSS-O-MIZER Jul 6, 2013 @ 2:25am 
wtf. no man, seriously.wtf. it looks like a cooked penis. and when u hit someone it sounds as an iron bat. use the holy mackerel sounds and maybe it can sounds realistic.
Steel, Changeling Pizzaiolio Nov 22, 2012 @ 5:50pm 
This'd probably end up as another reskin for the Holy Mackerel... and go with the Hot Dogger.
Statikkpotato Nov 22, 2012 @ 7:04am 
need this.
Praetor Jerry of House Targaryen Nov 12, 2012 @ 10:18pm 
holy shit cannot unsee the bideo
John Vodka-man Nov 11, 2012 @ 4:55pm 
A perfect weapon for penis jokes.
MrBravosgrad Nov 8, 2012 @ 8:40pm 
YES
''Dick shot'' Jun 30, 2012 @ 6:52pm 
''HOT DOG''Give Me HOT DOG~~~~look delicious
Rogue Jun 28, 2012 @ 5:42pm 
Awesome :)
{AJL}DCU 82 Jun 19, 2012 @ 10:40pm 
Ive always wanted 2 slap my weiner on my teammates AND foes. Weiner power.
Mabeas Apr 6, 2012 @ 6:26pm 
Can you make the texture look meatier?
Awesome Dude :D FTW Apr 3, 2012 @ 7:55am 
Also it's like a Hot Dog
Awesome Dude :D FTW Apr 3, 2012 @ 7:54am 
I it's like the fish in newspaper in Team Fortress 2
What a surprise! Apr 1, 2012 @ 5:16am 
More like the Wurstbat! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[FL]Shift Mar 21, 2012 @ 4:38am 
sound of the holy macarel would be perfect..
Insane Tengu Mar 20, 2012 @ 3:54am 
lol, its looks like dildo!!! ROFL
AtomicSuperstar Mar 19, 2012 @ 4:27pm 
OH GOD.
Drew Haz Wizdumb -G4T- Mar 19, 2012 @ 1:55pm 
this looks so wrong
OranGiraffe Mar 18, 2012 @ 3:26am 
it's Mr.Hanky!