The Batwurst
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ℒester ℛoquefort Feb 18 @ 4:44pm 
TF2 needs more humor. Like Saints Row 3 & 4.
Johannes W. Mozart Feb 18 @ 6:19am 
Here comes the dick jokes -_-
TheAmazingRainbow! Feb 17 @ 6:49am 
Hmm... no legs...
Looks like Scout is gonna need a third leg.
The Cupcake Feb 16 @ 11:02pm 
I know this is probably gonna sound childish but... IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS!!!
romanbellic96 Feb 16 @ 10:06am 
epic
[ToD]Machinez «Τωβ» Feb 15 @ 7:47am 
Looks like a piece of poop....
Gunz of La Rose Feb 15 @ 5:37am 
Its a really COol Weapon....But i got to say....It Jiggles Way Too Much..... And It makes The Whole Thing Look really......Disturbing......And It looks like.....Somthing that isnt A Food.....It Looks Like A Certain Body Part..... But other then that, if it jiggled less and looked a little MOre Like A Sausage It would be a great wepaon, Really Good Job On this, I Bet U worked Hard On it :D, Keep Up The Good Work
Sniper on the deep end Edge Feb 14 @ 6:25pm 
Now scout can toss his milk jizz while throwing his baseballs balls
around AND slapping people with his bratwurst meat!
So'n Psychopath Sep 21, 2014 @ 2:50am 
Magst du Bratwurst?
Legendary Dingaz sweggy ROTMG Jul 18, 2014 @ 11:26pm 
what about the manns meat thats already on workshop and its beter detailed and also has jiggle bones
=[o.W.n.]= Dr. KAWAII Jul 14, 2014 @ 4:32pm 
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DerpMann Jul 14, 2014 @ 11:14am 
Should be like the Holy Mackeral and the Un-Armed Combat, where it counts the hits on enemies
Lui Calibre Jul 13, 2014 @ 7:33pm 
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!$irLemon@de Jul 13, 2014 @ 7:30pm 
Dat description
/FSnC\ Dr. Dicking Jul 10, 2014 @ 1:36pm 
It's almost perfect, excepting that it sounds like a bat.
Acrazyguy Jul 9, 2014 @ 10:08pm 
Can I get a model?
Acrazyguy Jul 9, 2014 @ 10:08pm 
I need this weapon.
xALL THE RAGEx Jul 9, 2014 @ 7:23pm 
Aahhh... Jiggle effects at it's finest.
Cheeky m8 Jul 8, 2014 @ 11:31pm 
Looks like a fucking gross parasite, 10/10 valve pls
Peesh has the Sniffles 'D' Jul 7, 2014 @ 11:34pm 
This ain't a German wiener... This is my Nemesis' wiener.
Jeff Gordoge Jul 7, 2014 @ 8:10pm 
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FreezingHeat Jul 6, 2014 @ 11:34pm 
dat wiener wiggle doe
[IPH]Luft Jul 6, 2014 @ 3:35pm 
lol this weapon is funnny
Lemons Jul 5, 2014 @ 2:47pm 
Use either the ham shank sound or the fish sound
Potato God Jun 16, 2014 @ 8:04am 
this is amazing :D. the only thing it needs is to not sound like a bat
Slippy Feb 1, 2014 @ 1:19am 
This is just...
Eregmir Jan 8, 2014 @ 5:47pm 
change the sound of it like pat ur cheek with ur hand and just record it and BOOM new sound
LINKBITCH Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:50am 
@Hideous I know!
Hideous  [author] Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:46am 
That's a really shit joke.
LINKBITCH Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:40am 
If only there were female characters in the game...get it?
Bec the Parrot Jan 6, 2014 @ 4:09pm 
Awesome idea! Except for the sound effect, you should have something different, instead of the sound of being hit with a metal bat
๊Ultra Blue Jan 4, 2014 @ 4:57pm 
Ehh, no thanks...
ananymose Jan 3, 2014 @ 2:15pm 
Scout has enough weapons, it should be a medic melee:
- On hit: +30% heal rate for 10 seconds
- +15% Movement speed while active
- +30% fire damage vulnerability
- +10% firing speed
۩۞|-The Frozen Heart-|۞۩ Dec 30, 2013 @ 12:15am 
JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE FLIP FLAP FLOP JIGGLELY all da way!
Pingus Dec 28, 2013 @ 7:43am 
it's awesome
Saint Nov 6, 2013 @ 10:36am 
I think a real brat would move less, maybe have a slight bend according to movements. but not so snakey like it seems now. otherwise, seems to fit in along with the food flings of others, like the hambone and milk and whatnot
[π]PieOverLoad Oct 5, 2013 @ 5:09pm 
the only thing more humiliating than the holy mackerel
[π]PieOverLoad Oct 5, 2013 @ 5:07pm 
SAUSAGE
Jonsontrue™ Oct 3, 2013 @ 6:20am 
If This Will Be Added It Will Be Gabe's Favorite Weapon
... Jul 10, 2013 @ 6:14pm 
yukko thats is gross
[TBOITFAD] SteemyMustard Jul 6, 2013 @ 2:35pm 
@ASS-O-MIZER I can understand how much you hate, being used to using rainbow dildos to emulate being fucked by your dream pony.
λSS-O-MIZER Jul 6, 2013 @ 2:25am 
wtf. no man, seriously.wtf. it looks like a cooked penis. and when u hit someone it sounds as an iron bat. use the holy mackerel sounds and maybe it can sounds realistic.
Steel, Changeling Plushie Nov 22, 2012 @ 5:50pm 
This'd probably end up as another reskin for the Holy Mackerel... and go with the Hot Dogger.
Statikkpotato Nov 22, 2012 @ 7:04am 
need this.
Weeo Nov 12, 2012 @ 10:18pm 
holy shit cannot unsee the bideo
Fishy Fish fish Nov 11, 2012 @ 4:55pm 
A perfect weapon for penis jokes.
Bravosgrad Nov 8, 2012 @ 8:40pm 
YES
''Dick shot'' Jun 30, 2012 @ 6:52pm 
''HOT DOG''Give Me HOT DOG~~~~look delicious
Rogue36 ☄ | chess.tf Jun 28, 2012 @ 5:42pm 
Awesome :)
{AJL}DCU 82 Jun 19, 2012 @ 10:40pm 
Ive always wanted 2 slap my weiner on my teammates AND foes. Weiner power.