Steam Community :: The Batwurst

ℒester ℛoquefort Feb 18 @ 4:44pm

TF2 needs more humor. Like Saints Row 3 & 4.

Johannes W. Mozart Feb 18 @ 6:19am

Here comes the dick jokes -_-

TheAmazingRainbow! Feb 17 @ 6:49am

Hmm... no legs...
Looks like Scout is gonna need a third leg.

Painis Cupcake Feb 16 @ 11:02pm

I know this is probably gonna sound childish but... IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS!!!

romanbellic96 Feb 16 @ 10:06am

epic

[ToD]Machinez «Τωβ» Feb 15 @ 7:47am

Looks like a piece of poop....

Gunz of La Rose Feb 15 @ 5:37am

Its a really COol Weapon....But i got to say....It Jiggles Way Too Much..... And It makes The Whole Thing Look really......Disturbing......And It looks like.....Somthing that isnt A Food.....It Looks Like A Certain Body Part..... But other then that, if it jiggled less and looked a little MOre Like A Sausage It would be a great wepaon, Really Good Job On this, I Bet U worked Hard On it :D, Keep Up The Good Work

Scout on the deep end Edge Feb 14 @ 6:25pm

Now scout can toss his milk jizz while throwing his baseballs balls
around AND slapping people with his bratwurst meat!

DerBastard42 Sep 21, 2014 @ 2:50am

Magst du Bratwurst?

Legendary Dingaz sweggy ROTMG Jul 18, 2014 @ 11:26pm

what about the manns meat thats already on workshop and its beter detailed and also has jiggle bones

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DerpMann Jul 14, 2014 @ 11:14am

Should be like the Holy Mackeral and the Un-Armed Combat, where it counts the hits on enemies

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..::!$irLemon::.. Jul 13, 2014 @ 7:30pm

Dat description

/FSnC\ Dr. Dicking Jul 10, 2014 @ 1:36pm

It's almost perfect, excepting that it sounds like a bat.

Acrazyguy Jul 9, 2014 @ 10:08pm

Can I get a model?

Acrazyguy Jul 9, 2014 @ 10:08pm

I need this weapon.

xALL THE RAGEx Jul 9, 2014 @ 7:23pm

Aahhh... Jiggle effects at it's finest.

WaffleDinosaur Jul 8, 2014 @ 11:31pm

Looks like a fucking gross parasite, 10/10 valve pls

Peesh (B>Southie Shinobi) Jul 7, 2014 @ 11:34pm

This ain't a German wiener... This is my Nemesis' wiener.

Jeff Gordoge Jul 7, 2014 @ 8:10pm

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FreezingHeat Jul 6, 2014 @ 11:34pm

dat wiener wiggle doe

[IPH]Luft Jul 6, 2014 @ 3:35pm

lol this weapon is funnny

badwolf527_ Jul 5, 2014 @ 2:47pm

Use either the ham shank sound or the fish sound

Potato God Jun 16, 2014 @ 8:04am

this is amazing :D. the only thing it needs is to not sound like a bat

Slippy McWorthless Feb 1, 2014 @ 1:19am

This is just...

Hadesplaya Jan 8, 2014 @ 5:47pm

change the sound of it like pat ur cheek with ur hand and just record it and BOOM new sound

LINKBITCH Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:50am

@Hideous I know!

Hideous [author] Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:46am

That's a really shit joke.

LINKBITCH Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:40am

If only there were female characters in the game...get it?

Bec the Parrot Jan 6, 2014 @ 4:09pm

Awesome idea! Except for the sound effect, you should have something different, instead of the sound of being hit with a metal bat

๊ Jan 4, 2014 @ 4:57pm

Ehh, no thanks...

MILITRON Jan 3, 2014 @ 2:15pm

Scout has enough weapons, it should be a medic melee:
- On hit: +30% heal rate for 10 seconds
- +15% Movement speed while active
- +30% fire damage vulnerability
- +10% firing speed

۩۞|-The Frozen Heart-|۞۩ Dec 30, 2013 @ 12:15am

JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE FLIP FLAP FLOP JIGGLELY all da way!

Pingus Dec 28, 2013 @ 7:43am

it's awesome

Saint Nov 6, 2013 @ 10:36am

I think a real brat would move less, maybe have a slight bend according to movements. but not so snakey like it seems now. otherwise, seems to fit in along with the food flings of others, like the hambone and milk and whatnot

[π]PieOverLoad Oct 5, 2013 @ 5:09pm

the only thing more humiliating than the holy mackerel

[π]PieOverLoad Oct 5, 2013 @ 5:07pm

SAUSAGE

Jonsontrue™ Oct 3, 2013 @ 6:20am

If This Will Be Added It Will Be Gabe's Favorite Weapon

... Jul 10, 2013 @ 6:14pm

yukko thats is gross

SteemyMustard Jul 6, 2013 @ 2:35pm

@ASS-O-MIZER I can understand how much you hate, being used to using rainbow dildos to emulate being fucked by your dream pony.

λSS-O-MIZER Jul 6, 2013 @ 2:25am

wtf. no man, seriously.wtf. it looks like a cooked penis. and when u hit someone it sounds as an iron bat. use the holy mackerel sounds and maybe it can sounds realistic.