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Crimes Against Nature
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Sep 25, 2012 @ 9:49pm
Oct 25 @ 7:43pm
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Crimes Against Nature 2.1.1

Not required but highly recommended:
SKSE[skse.silverlock.org] - Needed for a jump height fix included in this mod
Unofficial Skyrim Patch[www.nexusmods.com] - Will fix a Dark Brotherhood Quest for custom races
Mfg Console[www.nexusmods.com] - Will fix Player blinking

File Mirrors
2.1.1 - 7zip - Loose Files[www.mediafire.com]
2.1.1 - Zip - Loose Files[www.mediafire.com]
2.1.1 - Zip - BSA[www.mediafire.com]

A full guide on character creation is now posted in the Discussions tab

PCEA Support
Completely Absurd - A compilation of the plugins below. It will keep being updated as stuff is added.

Hold Guards - All of the uniformed guards in Skyrim's holds are changed to 'Hold Guardians'
Housecarls - Changes the Housecarls to CaN races.

After a long hiatus, a massive update!

For the uninitiated, this mod was originally just a few new headmeshes awkwardly pasted onto a few barebones race setups. Also, the player could spawn a 'man-horse' voiced by Tommy Wiseau.

About two months ago I decided to revisit this mod. A lot has changed.

First, the most important part: From this point on Crimes Against Nature will act as a master file. What does this mean? It means you can now easily make your own plugins for it. Do you have a favorite NPC/Follower/Companion/Waifu? Now you can turn them into a Darwinian nightmare! Alternatively you can use the plugins I'll be releasing. If you do intend to make your own plugins, be sure to download the loose files archive, or extract from the BSA. You'll need these to properly export your new NPC heads.

Second, the original four races have been completely overhauled and renamed (Dogmer, Hunam, Ikea-Born, and Pony). Check the guide in the Discussions tab for more details.

Thirdly, two new races have been added (Spheriphem, Hold Guardian), along with a crummy pony-race knock-off (Sanic). You will either love or hate Sanic. I suspect most will hate.

Mod incompatibilities:

If you use a Character Generator overhaul, like 'RaceMenu',[www.nexusmods.com] some of the heads might appear too small or too large. Resize them in the body menu. This bug may or may not have been fixed. See comments below for details.

Load Order:

Early, with your other ESMs, but after official Bethesda expansions (Dawnguard, HearthFires, Dragonborn).


Can I reupload this mod elsewhere?
  • Yes, BUT keep in mind that this mod now includes the SpaceCore head. Valve is typically cool with their assets being used for Steam Workshop mods. However, it's doubtful that they're okay with those mods being uploaded elsewhere. While I think it's unlikely they'd throw a fit if you reuploaded this one, the staff at NexusMods likely will.
Can I modify your mod / fix it / make my own version?
  • Yes, script source is included. Check the mirror links for loose file archives too.
Will my save be unusable after uninstalling this mod?
  • If you are using one of the new races for your character, then yes, definitely.
What does 'RGA' mean?
  • 'Reversed Gender Animations'. So, if you want, you can use your modded girly butt wiggle walk with a big roided out Spheriphem.
What happened to the Obama voice?
  • That was just a stupid joke from like two years ago. I first released this mod not long after Clint Eastwood's insanely awkward speech shortly before the election. Most people don't even get it now. Plus, a bunch of racists have been 'lynching' chairs in front of their houses. It's just not funny.
Um... EXCUSE ME but you did not ACCURATELY recreate MY PONY WAIFU in the pony presets!
  • Sorry, I haven't actually watched the show, I used kp-Sq's original assets as a reference.
  • Artistic license.

The script for summoning the horse is based loosely on the method used in Brokunn's 'Conjure Rideable Ethereal Horse Spell' mod
Cat models/textures by HISSSSA[hissssa.cocolog-nifty.com]
Pony head models/textures by KP-ShadowSquirrel[kp-shadowsquirrel.deviantart.com]
SpaceCore models/textures by Valve
Other meshes/textures - Bethesda
Voice - Tommy Wiseau - 'The Room'[www.theroommovie.com]
Popular Discussions View All (4)
23 hours ago
Oct 17 @ 12:15pm
How do you change the npc into these?
Oct 19 @ 8:22pm
Disabling specific 'Heads'.
True Sergal
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Freaky Mutant Man 8 hours ago 
Sorry for the double post, but perhaps it's related to/is the vanilla bug with invisibility effects corrupting eye textures? I haven't been using invisibility, though; at least, as far as I'm aware.
Freaky Mutant Man 9 hours ago 
Getting a graphical glitch with Dogmer where the textures for the lower part of the face become messed up; not sure what causes it specifically, but it's pretty nasty looking. Here's some pictures: 1[i.imgur.com] 2[i.imgur.com] 3[i.imgur.com] 4[i.imgur.com]. A quicksave>quickload gets it looking normal again (as normal as a dog-man can be, anyhow), but it's unpleasant to look at all the same.
jonasthekille Dec 7 @ 9:45am 
help i cant get off tommy :(
Ravenezer Scrooge Dec 6 @ 12:35am 
Sanic the Horgeheg!
Daramas Dec 3 @ 1:33pm 
No just no...
Zombkiller122 Nov 30 @ 10:55pm 
What is the name of the guard war hammer?
iNSaNiTYGaM3R Nov 27 @ 8:32pm 
@FerrariWrecker: Took the words right out of our mouths.
Cipher_0 Nov 20 @ 9:04pm 
Honest Soul Nov 14 @ 12:30pm 
@RaceOpone lol.

This has to be one of the funniest mods i have seen in a while XD the guard on a stick was priceless lol