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Sep 25, 2012 @ 9:49pm
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Crimes Against Nature 2.0.2

Not required but highly recommended:
SKSE[skse.silverlock.org] - Needed for a jump height fix included in this mod
Unofficial Skyrim Patch[www.nexusmods.com] - Will fix a Dark Brotherhood Quest for custom races
Mfg Console[www.nexusmods.com] - Will fix Player blinking

Loose Files Mirrors
(MediaFire) 2.0.1[www.mediafire.com]
(MediaFire) Update 2.0.1 - 2.0.2[www.mediafire.com]

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A full guide on character creation is now posted in the Discussions tab

Plugins:
PCEA Support
Completely Absurd - A compilation of the plugins below. It will keep being updated as stuff is added.

Hold Guards - All of the uniformed guards in Skyrim's holds are changed to 'Hold Guardians'
Housecarls - Changes the Housecarls to CaN races.

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After a long hiatus, a massive update!

For the uninitiated, this mod was originally just a few new headmeshes awkwardly pasted onto a few barebones race setups. Also, the player could spawn a 'man-horse' voiced by Tommy Wiseau.

About two months ago I decided to revisit this mod. A lot has changed.

First, the most important part: From this point on Crimes Against Nature will act as a master file. What does this mean? It means you can now easily make your own plugins for it. Do you have a favorite NPC/Follower/Companion/Waifu? Now you can turn them into a Darwinian nightmare! Alternatively you can use the plugins I'll be releasing. If you do intend to make your own plugins, be sure to download the loose files archive, or extract from the BSA. You'll need these to properly export your new NPC heads.

Second, the original four races have been completely overhauled and renamed (Dogmer, Hunam, Ikea-Born, and Pony). Check the guide in the Discussions tab for more details.

Thirdly, two new races have been added (Spheriphem, Hold Guardian), along with a crummy pony-race knock-off (Sanic). You will either love or hate Sanic. I suspect most will hate.

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Mod incompatibilities:

None that I know of, however, I do not use race menu overhauls like 'RaceMenu' or 'ECE'. If you use either of these, please let me know if you encounter problems. At the very least, the new races will definitely be missing features.

Load Order:

Early, with your other ESMs, but after official Bethesda expansions (Dawnguard, HearthFires, Dragonborn).

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FAQ:

Whyyyyyyyyyyy.........
  • I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU PLEBS.
Can I reupload this mod elsewhere?
  • Yes, BUT keep in mind that this mod now includes the SpaceCore head. Valve is typically cool with their assets being used for Steam Workshop mods. However, it's doubtful that they're okay with those mods being uploaded elsewhere. While I think it's unlikely they'd throw a fit if you reuploaded this one, the staff at NexusMods likely will.
Can I modify your mod / fix it / make my own version?
  • Yes, script source is included. Check the mirror links for loose file archives too.
Will my save be unusable after uninstalling this mod?
  • If you are using one of the new races for your character, then yes, definitely.
What does 'RGA' mean?
  • 'Reversed Gender Animations'. So, if you want, you can use your modded girly butt wiggle walk with a big roided out Spheriphem.
What happened to the Obama voice?
  • That was just a stupid joke from like two years ago. I first released this mod not long after Clint Eastwood's insanely awkward speech shortly before the election. Most people don't even get it now. Plus, a bunch of racists have been 'lynching' chairs in front of their houses. It's just not funny.
Um... EXCUSE ME but you did not ACCURATELY recreate MY PONY WAIFU in the pony presets!
  • Sorry, I haven't actually watched the show, I used kp-Sq's original assets as a reference.
BUT WHY DOES MINE HAVE NO EYES?!
  • Artistic license.

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Credits:
The script for summoning the horse is based loosely on the method used in Brokunn's 'Conjure Rideable Ethereal Horse Spell' mod
Cat models/textures by HISSSSA[hissssa.cocolog-nifty.com]
Pony head models/textures by KP-ShadowSquirrel[kp-shadowsquirrel.deviantart.com]
SpaceCore models/textures by Valve
Other meshes/textures - Bethesda
Voice - Tommy Wiseau - 'The Room'[www.theroommovie.com]
Popular Discussions View All (3)
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5 hours ago
Disabling specific 'Heads'.
The Sergal
2
Oct 17 @ 12:15pm
How do you change the npc into these?
BettyTheMale
0
Oct 17 @ 9:40am
PINNED: A Brief Guide on Character Creation
FancyPants
690 Comments
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Raccoon Oct 18 @ 4:03am 
Sanic is... beautiful.
Gunchap Red Genetics Editor Oct 17 @ 9:52am 
And finally... The chair one: HOW ARE YOU LIVING?!
Gunchap Red Genetics Editor Oct 17 @ 9:50am 
My responses
The pony one: MY PORTAL WORKED!!!!
The machine one: Hi wheatly,nice to see you outside of portal 2
The sanic one: Why is it that people have to tunr to this when they have nothing else to do in their life
The cat one: TOO CUTE!!!
The dog one: MY ADVANCED GENETICS PROGRAM WORKED!!!!!
the gurad one: So the helmet never comes off? How do you eat?
The Real "G" Oct 15 @ 7:56pm 
ChairDolf Sitler brought me here.
[THS Master] Space Core Oct 13 @ 3:41pm 
DEAR GOD. KILL THEM WITH FIREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Nitro The Pyro Oct 5 @ 7:39pm 
KILL IT, I SAID KILL IT DAMN YOU!
This is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life, I want these in real life
C6nsumingDarkn3ss Sep 20 @ 1:47pm 
oh my god the 'PONNYYYY' from full metal panic had me laughing for a good 5 minuites on its own. This is absolutely beautiful.
THE PREDATOR Sep 20 @ 8:43am 
0]-_-[0 wtf
CrazyBlack Sep 16 @ 6:57pm 
KILL IT WITH FIRE